Create a Fitness Myth

lostinthe619
lostinthe619 Posts: 98
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There's another thread on the forum about some way to detoxify your body that is just nuts. Here's your chance to create your own fitness myth / weight loss / fat burning idea to spread like wildfire across the internet. Who ever comes up with the craziest idea will win the internet for the day.

To get things started:

If you rub olive oil into your armpits after you get out of the shower it will cause your body to burn an extra 30 calories an hour throughout the day. But you must do both armpits at the same time and it must be in a counter clockwise motion or it won't work.

It's true, I put... Er, I read it on the internet.

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  • Cognito1025
    Cognito1025 Posts: 323 Member
    Every tablespoon of your own ejaculate that you consume will actually BURN 500 calories. It's true!
  • pudadough
    pudadough Posts: 1,271 Member
    Inserting peach pits into your nostrils and holding them there for 6 hours increases your metabolic rate by 900%. Dr. Oz approves this method.
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    Did you know that holding your breath for 5 minute intervals when jogging raises your heart rate more and doubles your calorie burn?

    Microwaving the areas where you have trouble shedding fat helps you spot reduce!

    If you squeeze lemon juice onto nachoes, they become negative calorie. The active agents in the lemon "cook out" all the fat

    Eat a tablespoon of straight cinnamon, you will increase your metabolism tenfold
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    If you don't log it, it doesn't count.
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    Every tablespoon of your own ejaculate that you consume will actually BURN 500 calories. It's true!

    If only i were a man...*sigh*
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    Every tablespoon of your own ejaculate that you consume will actually BURN 500 calories. It's true!

    You should make a better myth.

    For every tablespoon of YOUR MAN'S you consume will burn 500 calories.

    Now all I have to do is invent chocolate flavor for it.
  • JJordon
    JJordon Posts: 857 Member
    All you have to do is exercise! EAT ANYTHING YOU WANT! NOOOOOO PROBLEM!

    5 minutes a day doing 1 neck pulling sit up with our complicated device that could cut a child in half, will counteract anything!
  • Cognito1025
    Cognito1025 Posts: 323 Member
    Every tablespoon of your own ejaculate that you consume will actually BURN 500 calories. It's true!

    You should make a better myth.

    For every tablespoon of YOUR MAN'S you consume will burn 500 calories.

    Now all I have to do is invent chocolate flavor for it.

    Yeah, I've been married for ten years. I've tried all the tricks, no dice.
  • concordancia
    concordancia Posts: 5,320 Member
    If you don't log it, it doesn't count.

    I think that one is already in circulation.

    Forget water, the best way to lose weight is to drink 3 liters of fresh squeezed lemon juice day. The consumption of water, in any orm, negates the benefits.
  • gerard54
    gerard54 Posts: 1,107 Member
    Curls aren't for girls...
  • dmpizza
    dmpizza Posts: 3,321 Member
    Cottage cheese makes cellulite.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    If you don't log it, it doesn't count.

    I think that one is already in circulation.

    Why are you so mean?!!??
    Reported.
  • Ramberta
    Ramberta Posts: 1,312 Member
    If you sleep with spinach leaves on your eyes, the iron will absorb into your skin and make you stronger overnight!

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