Bang, Date, Marry or Pass! GO!!! :love:
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BeachIron: fist
Buy him a drink first?
Only if I can buy you one, too.
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What happened to casual conversation over a drink? Do we really have to decide to bang someone based on a picture? What if she doesn't like my attitude or personality? Don't you think that's coming on a little strong? And don't even get me started on the marriage part. Those things cost money and the lawyers get involved if it doesn't work out. Is her mom going to freak out if she's never met me? Passing seems so rude though.
prenup!
What firms are we going to use to draft this up? Are you paying or am I? Can we spit it? I'm think I want to be wined and dined on the honeymoon but I'm allergic to peanuts. Can I bring my doctor? *sneeze* I don't want to go to Australia. I hear that the spiders there can kill you and I really don't want to get eaten by a crocodile. And don't get me started on the snakes. They're so slithery and icky. Do you have a dog?0 -
What happened to casual conversation over a drink? Do we really have to decide to bang someone based on a picture? What if she doesn't like my attitude or personality? Don't you think that's coming on a little strong? And don't even get me started on the marriage part. Those things cost money and the lawyers get involved if it doesn't work out. Is her mom going to freak out if she's never met me? Passing seems so rude though.
prenup!
What firms are we going to use to draft this up? Are you paying or am I? Can we spit it? I'm think I want to be wined and dined on the honeymoon but I'm allergic to peanuts. Can I bring my doctor? *sneeze* I don't want to go to Australia. I hear that the spiders there can kill you and I really don't want to get eaten by a crocodile. And don't get me started on the snakes. They're so slithery and icky. Do you have a dog?
Looks like you'll be needing the ball gag as well.0 -
What happened to casual conversation over a drink? Do we really have to decide to bang someone based on a picture? What if she doesn't like my attitude or personality? Don't you think that's coming on a little strong? And don't even get me started on the marriage part. Those things cost money and the lawyers get involved if it doesn't work out. Is her mom going to freak out if she's never met me? Passing seems so rude though.
prenup!
What firms are we going to use to draft this up? Are you paying or am I? Can we spit it? I'm think I want to be wined and dined on the honeymoon but I'm allergic to peanuts. Can I bring my doctor? *sneeze* I don't want to go to Australia. I hear that the spiders there can kill you and I really don't want to get eaten by a crocodile. And don't get me started on the snakes. They're so slithery and icky. Do you have a dog?
NO.
cat.
we are SO over.0 -
What happened to casual conversation over a drink? Do we really have to decide to bang someone based on a picture? What if she doesn't like my attitude or personality? Don't you think that's coming on a little strong? And don't even get me started on the marriage part. Those things cost money and the lawyers get involved if it doesn't work out. Is her mom going to freak out if she's never met me? Passing seems so rude though.
prenup!
What firms are we going to use to draft this up? Are you paying or am I? Can we spit it? I'm think I want to be wined and dined on the honeymoon but I'm allergic to peanuts. Can I bring my doctor? *sneeze* I don't want to go to Australia. I hear that the spiders there can kill you and I really don't want to get eaten by a crocodile. And don't get me started on the snakes. They're so slithery and icky. Do you have a dog?
Looks like you'll be needing the ball gag as well.
I'm not into weird stuff. It scares me. We need to have a proviso in the prenup specifically excluding anything weirdness other than the missionary position. Can we get that drink now?0 -
What happened to casual conversation over a drink? Do we really have to decide to bang someone based on a picture? What if she doesn't like my attitude or personality? Don't you think that's coming on a little strong? And don't even get me started on the marriage part. Those things cost money and the lawyers get involved if it doesn't work out. Is her mom going to freak out if she's never met me? Passing seems so rude though.
prenup!
What firms are we going to use to draft this up? Are you paying or am I? Can we spit it? I'm think I want to be wined and dined on the honeymoon but I'm allergic to peanuts. Can I bring my doctor? *sneeze* I don't want to go to Australia. I hear that the spiders there can kill you and I really don't want to get eaten by a crocodile. And don't get me started on the snakes. They're so slithery and icky. Do you have a dog?
Looks like you'll be needing the ball gag as well.
I'm not into weird stuff. It scares me. We need to have a proviso in the prenup specifically excluding anything weirdness other than the missionary position. Can we get that drink now?
Um...missionary doesn't really work for two guys...0 -
What happened to casual conversation over a drink? Do we really have to decide to bang someone based on a picture? What if she doesn't like my attitude or personality? Don't you think that's coming on a little strong? And don't even get me started on the marriage part. Those things cost money and the lawyers get involved if it doesn't work out. Is her mom going to freak out if she's never met me? Passing seems so rude though.
prenup!
What firms are we going to use to draft this up? Are you paying or am I? Can we spit it? I'm think I want to be wined and dined on the honeymoon but I'm allergic to peanuts. Can I bring my doctor? *sneeze* I don't want to go to Australia. I hear that the spiders there can kill you and I really don't want to get eaten by a crocodile. And don't get me started on the snakes. They're so slithery and icky. Do you have a dog?
Looks like you'll be needing the ball gag as well.
I'm not into weird stuff. It scares me. We need to have a proviso in the prenup specifically excluding anything weirdness other than the missionary position. Can we get that drink now?
Um...missionary doesn't really work for two guys...
I watched a video today that begs to differ.0 -
What happened to casual conversation over a drink? Do we really have to decide to bang someone based on a picture? What if she doesn't like my attitude or personality? Don't you think that's coming on a little strong? And don't even get me started on the marriage part. Those things cost money and the lawyers get involved if it doesn't work out. Is her mom going to freak out if she's never met me? Passing seems so rude though.
prenup!
What firms are we going to use to draft this up? Are you paying or am I? Can we spit it? I'm think I want to be wined and dined on the honeymoon but I'm allergic to peanuts. Can I bring my doctor? *sneeze* I don't want to go to Australia. I hear that the spiders there can kill you and I really don't want to get eaten by a crocodile. And don't get me started on the snakes. They're so slithery and icky. Do you have a dog?
Looks like you'll be needing the ball gag as well.
I'm not into weird stuff. It scares me. We need to have a proviso in the prenup specifically excluding anything weirdness other than the missionary position. Can we get that drink now?
Um...missionary doesn't really work for two guys...
I watched a video today that begs to differ.
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Would smash into pieces0
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Bang Bang Bang!0
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Well your mouth is already open so imma guess you want me to stick something in it.0
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Hmmmm...pass0
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Bang!0
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Date0
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Pass0
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Date0
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date then marry then bang and bang and bang and bang....etc0
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Bang all day n night muahh0
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hehe buy me a drink first sheesh
just kidding....DATE!!!!0 -
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Pass0
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Pass0
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None of the ladies are into other women?! Pass0
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Awkward .......
Bang0 -
Coffee date
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Trophy wife0
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Date0
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I would say bang, but your gravity works a different way to mine so I'm not sure how I'd get up and over.0
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I would find it hard to bang a tea kettle with a face on it. Lol 0
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Everything!
(Whoever's next, go ahead, I can take it. That's why I'm here - lol!)0
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