Bang, Date, Marry or Pass! GO!!! :love:

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  • justicer68
    justicer68 Posts: 1,223
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    Pass
  • ruth3698
    ruth3698 Posts: 305 Member
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    Pass
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
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    What happened to casual conversation over a drink? Do we really have to decide to bang someone based on a picture? What if she doesn't like my attitude or personality? Don't you think that's coming on a little strong? And don't even get me started on the marriage part. Those things cost money and the lawyers get involved if it doesn't work out. Is her mom going to freak out if she's never met me? Passing seems so rude though.
  • pxpwop
    pxpwop Posts: 704 Member
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    @ Justice: Date and then Bang!
    @Ruth - Date!
  • Southern_Belle_LA
    Southern_Belle_LA Posts: 931 Member
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    What happened to casual conversation over a drink? Do we really have to decide to bang someone based on a picture? What if she doesn't like my attitude or personality? Don't you think that's coming on a little strong? And don't even get me started on the marriage part. Those things cost money and the lawyers get involved if it doesn't work out. Is her mom going to freak out if she's never met me? Passing seems so rude though.

    Seriously, let's elope!!
  • CrankMeUp
    CrankMeUp Posts: 2,860 Member
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    What happened to casual conversation over a drink? Do we really have to decide to bang someone based on a picture? What if she doesn't like my attitude or personality? Don't you think that's coming on a little strong? And don't even get me started on the marriage part. Those things cost money and the lawyers get involved if it doesn't work out. Is her mom going to freak out if she's never met me? Passing seems so rude though.

    prenup!
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
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    BeachIron: fist
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
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    BeachIron: fist

    Buy him a drink first?
  • Tiffanie0407
    Tiffanie0407 Posts: 112
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    pass
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
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    BeachIron: fist

    Buy him a drink first?

    But I've already got my gloves on. :pouts:
  • LoudmouthLee
    LoudmouthLee Posts: 358
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    BeachIron: fist

    Buy him a drink first?

    Only if I can buy you one, too. :p
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
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    What happened to casual conversation over a drink? Do we really have to decide to bang someone based on a picture? What if she doesn't like my attitude or personality? Don't you think that's coming on a little strong? And don't even get me started on the marriage part. Those things cost money and the lawyers get involved if it doesn't work out. Is her mom going to freak out if she's never met me? Passing seems so rude though.

    prenup!

    What firms are we going to use to draft this up? Are you paying or am I? Can we spit it? I'm think I want to be wined and dined on the honeymoon but I'm allergic to peanuts. Can I bring my doctor? *sneeze* I don't want to go to Australia. I hear that the spiders there can kill you and I really don't want to get eaten by a crocodile. And don't get me started on the snakes. They're so slithery and icky. Do you have a dog?
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
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    What happened to casual conversation over a drink? Do we really have to decide to bang someone based on a picture? What if she doesn't like my attitude or personality? Don't you think that's coming on a little strong? And don't even get me started on the marriage part. Those things cost money and the lawyers get involved if it doesn't work out. Is her mom going to freak out if she's never met me? Passing seems so rude though.

    prenup!

    What firms are we going to use to draft this up? Are you paying or am I? Can we spit it? I'm think I want to be wined and dined on the honeymoon but I'm allergic to peanuts. Can I bring my doctor? *sneeze* I don't want to go to Australia. I hear that the spiders there can kill you and I really don't want to get eaten by a crocodile. And don't get me started on the snakes. They're so slithery and icky. Do you have a dog?

    Looks like you'll be needing the ball gag as well.
  • CrankMeUp
    CrankMeUp Posts: 2,860 Member
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    What happened to casual conversation over a drink? Do we really have to decide to bang someone based on a picture? What if she doesn't like my attitude or personality? Don't you think that's coming on a little strong? And don't even get me started on the marriage part. Those things cost money and the lawyers get involved if it doesn't work out. Is her mom going to freak out if she's never met me? Passing seems so rude though.

    prenup!

    What firms are we going to use to draft this up? Are you paying or am I? Can we spit it? I'm think I want to be wined and dined on the honeymoon but I'm allergic to peanuts. Can I bring my doctor? *sneeze* I don't want to go to Australia. I hear that the spiders there can kill you and I really don't want to get eaten by a crocodile. And don't get me started on the snakes. They're so slithery and icky. Do you have a dog?


    NO.


    cat.


    we are SO over.
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
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    What happened to casual conversation over a drink? Do we really have to decide to bang someone based on a picture? What if she doesn't like my attitude or personality? Don't you think that's coming on a little strong? And don't even get me started on the marriage part. Those things cost money and the lawyers get involved if it doesn't work out. Is her mom going to freak out if she's never met me? Passing seems so rude though.

    prenup!

    What firms are we going to use to draft this up? Are you paying or am I? Can we spit it? I'm think I want to be wined and dined on the honeymoon but I'm allergic to peanuts. Can I bring my doctor? *sneeze* I don't want to go to Australia. I hear that the spiders there can kill you and I really don't want to get eaten by a crocodile. And don't get me started on the snakes. They're so slithery and icky. Do you have a dog?

    Looks like you'll be needing the ball gag as well.

    I'm not into weird stuff. It scares me. We need to have a proviso in the prenup specifically excluding anything weirdness other than the missionary position. Can we get that drink now?
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
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    What happened to casual conversation over a drink? Do we really have to decide to bang someone based on a picture? What if she doesn't like my attitude or personality? Don't you think that's coming on a little strong? And don't even get me started on the marriage part. Those things cost money and the lawyers get involved if it doesn't work out. Is her mom going to freak out if she's never met me? Passing seems so rude though.

    prenup!

    What firms are we going to use to draft this up? Are you paying or am I? Can we spit it? I'm think I want to be wined and dined on the honeymoon but I'm allergic to peanuts. Can I bring my doctor? *sneeze* I don't want to go to Australia. I hear that the spiders there can kill you and I really don't want to get eaten by a crocodile. And don't get me started on the snakes. They're so slithery and icky. Do you have a dog?

    Looks like you'll be needing the ball gag as well.

    I'm not into weird stuff. It scares me. We need to have a proviso in the prenup specifically excluding anything weirdness other than the missionary position. Can we get that drink now?

    Um...missionary doesn't really work for two guys...
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
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    What happened to casual conversation over a drink? Do we really have to decide to bang someone based on a picture? What if she doesn't like my attitude or personality? Don't you think that's coming on a little strong? And don't even get me started on the marriage part. Those things cost money and the lawyers get involved if it doesn't work out. Is her mom going to freak out if she's never met me? Passing seems so rude though.

    prenup!

    What firms are we going to use to draft this up? Are you paying or am I? Can we spit it? I'm think I want to be wined and dined on the honeymoon but I'm allergic to peanuts. Can I bring my doctor? *sneeze* I don't want to go to Australia. I hear that the spiders there can kill you and I really don't want to get eaten by a crocodile. And don't get me started on the snakes. They're so slithery and icky. Do you have a dog?

    Looks like you'll be needing the ball gag as well.

    I'm not into weird stuff. It scares me. We need to have a proviso in the prenup specifically excluding anything weirdness other than the missionary position. Can we get that drink now?

    Um...missionary doesn't really work for two guys...

    I watched a video today that begs to differ.
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
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    What happened to casual conversation over a drink? Do we really have to decide to bang someone based on a picture? What if she doesn't like my attitude or personality? Don't you think that's coming on a little strong? And don't even get me started on the marriage part. Those things cost money and the lawyers get involved if it doesn't work out. Is her mom going to freak out if she's never met me? Passing seems so rude though.

    prenup!

    What firms are we going to use to draft this up? Are you paying or am I? Can we spit it? I'm think I want to be wined and dined on the honeymoon but I'm allergic to peanuts. Can I bring my doctor? *sneeze* I don't want to go to Australia. I hear that the spiders there can kill you and I really don't want to get eaten by a crocodile. And don't get me started on the snakes. They're so slithery and icky. Do you have a dog?

    Looks like you'll be needing the ball gag as well.

    I'm not into weird stuff. It scares me. We need to have a proviso in the prenup specifically excluding anything weirdness other than the missionary position. Can we get that drink now?

    Um...missionary doesn't really work for two guys...

    I watched a video today that begs to differ.

    Would watch. 10/10
  • 2stepscloser
    2stepscloser Posts: 2,900 Member
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    Would smash into pieces
  • pxpwop
    pxpwop Posts: 704 Member
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    Bang Bang Bang!

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