ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT

icandoit

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite
her was smiling at her, so she immediately moved to another seat.

This time the man's smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. However, the man seemed even more amused.

When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the
driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.

The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on
the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a
sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are Comin' and I grinned." "Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling', and I had to smile. "Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big
Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself."

"BUT, your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that
said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'... I just Lost it."

"CASE DISMISSED!!"

icandoit

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite
her was smiling at her, so she immediately moved to another seat.

This time the man's smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. However, the man seemed even more amused.

When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the
driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.

The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on
the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a
sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are Comin' and I grinned." "Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling', and I had to smile. "Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big
Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself."

"BUT, your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that
said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'... I just Lost it."

"CASE DISMISSED!!"

lilmandy89

:laugh: thats a good one :laugh:

mommared53

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That's funny!

LightenUp_Caro

haha!:laugh:

littlespoon

But its definitely not Australian - we dont have any of those label products here!!