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    • I haven't been logging my celery! Ermahgerd!

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    edited January 17 in Chit-Chat
    I just realized that I haven't been logging my celery sticks! I eat at least two or thee a day, I'll never reach my goals now! *whine* :sad:

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    • Posts: 18,879 Member
      I found success by deducting the volume of my wee from my daily water intake. Keeps me striving!
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      Wow....I don't even have any advice...I'm so sorry for you. If it were me I'd probably just sob for a few hours and then give up on ever trying to lose weight again. There's really no coming back from this.
    • Posts: 5,030 Member
      Celery is a negative calorie food so you actually need to eat back the calories you burn from it.
    • Posts: 13,274 Member
      As I reached into the plastic tub, it just occurred to me. I will have to just go to Dairy Queen to drown my sorrows and let my journey die with my dreams.

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    • Posts: 1,407 Member
      Celery is a negative calorie food so you actually need to eat back the calories you burn from it.

      Oh crap, you're right.

      OP - Is there any chance you are in starvation mode?
    • Posts: 13,274 Member
      Celery is a negative calorie food so you actually need to eat back the calories you burn from it.

      Could it be true? Could eating celery negate the calories from ice cream? Oh sweet Baby Jesus! Make it be true.
    • Posts: 1,407 Member
      I just let my ice cream melt first so that I can log it as a glass of skim milk. I find this much easier to fit into my day.
    • Posts: 2,839 Member
      Ermahgerd cerr..rrr...rrry
    • Posts: 5,030 Member
      I just let my ice cream melt first so that I can log it as a glass of skim milk. I find this much easier to fit into my day.

      I'll have to try this.
    • Posts: 13 Member
      Hehe - I've read that when someone eats celery, they use up more calories eating it that they get from the stick..
    • Posts: 1,299 Member
      I just realized that I haven't been logging my celery sticks! I eat at least two or thee a day, I'll never reach my goals now! *whine* :sad:

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    • Posts: 83 Member
      I laughed out loud at almost every single post! Thanks for starting my day with enough laughter to burn calories ....oh and BTW....just from this laughter I now have a 6 pak stomach! haha
    • Posts: 104 Member
      I just realized that I haven't been logging my celery sticks! I eat at least two or thee a day, I'll never reach my goals now! *whine* :sad:
      NO BIRTHDAY CAKE FOR YOU! ;p
    • Posts: 10,750 Member
      I just realized that I haven't been logging my celery sticks! I eat at least two or thee a day, I'll never reach my goals now! *wine!* :sad:

      Fixed that for you :flowerforyou:
    • Posts: 176 Member
      Have it with your green tea. You'll be fine then:wink:
    • Posts: 3,275 Member
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      Wow....I don't even have any advice...I'm so sorry for you. If it were me I'd probably just sob for a few hours and then give up on ever trying to lose weight again. There's really no coming back from this.
      Don't forget to log the crying calories! Great core work.
    • Posts: 306 Member
      I just let my ice cream melt first so that I can log it as a glass of skim milk. I find this much easier to fit into my day.

      Made my evening!Loved it...:flowerforyou: :drinker: :laugh:
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      I'll have to try this.

      and also with you.
    • Posts: 13,274 Member
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      NO BIRTHDAY CAKE FOR YOU! ;p

      You can have my birthday cake when you take it from my cold, dead hands! Besides, Rachel said that celery is negative calories, and sweet Baby Jesus promised me that she's right!
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      Oh crap, you're right.

      OP - Is there any chance you are in starvation mode?

      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

      OP's gonna die :sad:
    • Posts: 61 Member
      This is the best topic I have read in a while :) I should probably log 2 minutes of focused neck holds (reading) so I don't miss out on logging the burn. Great start to the day laughing :)
    • Posts: 13,274 Member
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      Oh crap, you're right.

      OP - Is there any chance you are in starvation mode?

      Starvation mode...... hmm...well I did get hungry when I got up this morning.
    • Posts: 13,274 Member
      I laughed out loud at almost every single post! Thanks for starting my day with enough laughter to burn calories ....oh and BTW....just from this laughter I now have a 6 pak stomach! haha

      We're all here to support each other! I have a lot more laughter to go before I reach six-pack status. (on account of having too many six packs back on my former journey to alcoholism)
    • Posts: 91
      There 3.6g of carbs in a cup of celery. If you eat any before bed you'll die.
    • Posts: 130 Member
      Lol, this thread seriously made my morning!
    • Posts: 13,274 Member
      There 3.6g of carbs in a cup of celery. If you eat any before bed you'll die.

      Well I already knew this. That's why I only eat celery when I'm at work.
    • Posts: 316
      hahahahaha

      I have not counted calories for fruits in ages..... and it feels great :devil:

      ( I guess that's my old weight watchers habits coming into play)
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