Need more excuses jnot to work out

TimeForMe99

I'm trying like crazy to avoid my C25K trek today but the Reasonable Voice that lives in my head keeps refuting every excuse I come up with.

Me: It's raining
RV: It will let up in a bit. Besides, you're a good witch; you won't melt if you get wet.
Me: My knee / foot / elbow hurts
RV: Suck it up, Buttercup.
Me: I don't have anything to wear.
RV: Well lucky for you it's raining so you have time to do laundry. Or pull something from the hamper, it will only get smellier.
Me: I won't be able to workout on Thursday anyway, so if I skip today I can do it tomorrow.
RV: Well, Thanksgiving will be on a Thursday so we might as well call the whole thing off. **holds up sarcasm sign**
Me: I'm feeling fat today.
RV: I'm not even going to dignify that with a response
Me: But...
RV: The only acceptable "but" in this conversation is yours, heading out the door and down the block.

See what I mean? Obviously I need more excuses. Anybody have a good one?

ThisGirl2013

I kinda just am gonna take the side of your RV
Unless you are dead, excuses to me are just .. yeah..