Special Edition of ASK THE WOLF

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  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Wolfie, What's the best way to a woman's heart?

    Step 1: Always listen
    Step 2: Ensure that they know you care about how they feel
    Step 3: Support them in their goals and help them "have it all"
    Step 4: Compliment them

    PRior to these steps, be very rich or very good looking. If you dont have those, ignore steps 1-4.

    LOL! HILARIOUS....and mostly true:) love your humor man!

    The truth is finally out. Chicks dig $ and abs.

    *mental note must find money and buy abs.
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
    What time is it Mr. Wolf?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    What time is it Mr. Wolf?

    The technical terms is it is a game of tag thats played in various countries for children.

    In MFP world it is 10:53 and its time for Stacy to model the short shorts.
  • LaSutopia
    LaSutopia Posts: 1,164 Member
    Wolfie, What's the best way to a woman's heart?

    Step 1: Always listen
    Step 2: Ensure that they know you care about how they feel
    Step 3: Support them in their goals and help them "have it all"
    Step 4: Compliment them

    PRior to these steps, be very rich or very good looking. If you dont have those, ignore steps 1-4.

    LOL! HILARIOUS....and mostly true:) love your humor man!

    The truth is finally out. Chicks dig $ and abs.

    *mental note must find money and buy abs.

    AHAHHHAHAHA! yes! But honestly...I'm a bit confused about all the ab shots on here...I was thinking that guys just must really love their abs...I personally prefer to see arms and eyes:) (cause really that is all I can see from my point of view:)) those are my favorite. And if there are freckles on them sholders even better:) I love freckles for some reason...I love the shots that are JUST abs and I'm like, Oh he must look pretty good...so I profile creep just to find out the abs are the only redeeming factor...don't neglect the arms men! :) That said I must also comment on all the lovlies out there that have rock star abs AND arms...I much appreciate you sharing that with us:)
  • JustJennie1
    JustJennie1 Posts: 3,749 Member
    Smash or pass?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Smash or pass?

    Depends, are you a female german shep? Then Smashing doggie style is ON

    If you're a dude dog...I need a wing dog lol.
  • JustJennie1
    JustJennie1 Posts: 3,749 Member
    Smash or pass?

    Depends, are you a female german shep? Then Smashing doggie style is ON

    If you're a dude dog...I need a wing dog lol.

    You definitely need a wing dog. . .
  • __stacyb
    __stacyb Posts: 306
    What time is it Mr. Wolf?

    The technical terms is it is a game of tag thats played in various countries for children.

    In MFP world it is 10:53 and its time for Stacy to model the short shorts.

    I'll go do that....later....maybe...
  • thecanface
    thecanface Posts: 1,180 Member
    Where's waldo?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    What time is it Mr. Wolf?

    The technical terms is it is a game of tag thats played in various countries for children.

    In MFP world it is 10:53 and its time for Stacy to model the short shorts.

    I'll go do that....later....maybe...

    Bless you my child
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Where's waldo?

    How did you know I named lil wolf Waldo? *looks around for hidden web cams.
  • LaSutopia
    LaSutopia Posts: 1,164 Member
    why are you lone, wolf?
  • TubbsMcGee
    TubbsMcGee Posts: 1,058 Member
    Solar_system_wolf!.jpeg

    SOLAR SYSTEM WOLF?!
  • thecanface
    thecanface Posts: 1,180 Member
    Where's waldo?

    How did you know I named lil wolf Waldo? *looks around for hidden web cams.

    look under the table..
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    why are you lone, wolf?

    ive been hurt. PLease its too painful to talk about.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Where's waldo?

    How did you know I named lil wolf Waldo? *looks around for hidden web cams.

    look under the table..

    waves hello with no hands
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    Why don't you ever post any rear view pics?
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,725 Member
    How did you come to be all knowing?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Solar_system_wolf!.jpeg

    SOLAR SYSTEM WOLF?!

    I must be too old to get this reference, but it looks like bad canadian tv, where thebackground music is like a poorman's version of sappy Loverboy songs.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    How did you come to be all knowing?

    I was born impotent.
  • TubbsMcGee
    TubbsMcGee Posts: 1,058 Member
    Solar_system_wolf!.jpeg

    SOLAR SYSTEM WOLF?!

    I must be too old to get this reference, but it looks like bad canadian tv, where thebackground music is like a poorman's version of sappy Loverboy songs.

    HA! I wish.

    No, it's your American programming.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Why don't you ever post any rear view pics?

    Ive actually never thought of that. Let me go shave my butt and back first. You'll know its me as ill shave the #1 on my back and a heart on each cheek.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Solar_system_wolf!.jpeg

    SOLAR SYSTEM WOLF?!

    I must be too old to get this reference, but it looks like bad canadian tv, where thebackground music is like a poorman's version of sappy Loverboy songs.

    HA! I wish.

    No, it's your American programming.

    Oh did I offend your Canadian sensibilities? I do like hockey and Rush.
  • NikkiSixGuns
    NikkiSixGuns Posts: 630 Member
    When a man asks for a sammich, is that a euphemism for something naughty?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    When a man asks for a sammich, is that a euphemism for something naughty?

    In NIkki Sixx's autobiogaphy he mentioned that krell is a euhpemism for coke and zombie dust was a one for a mixture of coke and sleeping pills.

    As to a sammich, he means he is finished and would like you to leave the boudoir
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    are you a direct decendent of Romulus and Remus?
  • sunnyside1213
    sunnyside1213 Posts: 1,205 Member
    Can I make you a sammich?
  • smtillman2
    smtillman2 Posts: 756 Member
    Is it just me or is MFP evil for having a McDonald's Shamrock Shake Ad?
  • Cindy873
    Cindy873 Posts: 1,165
    Dear Wolfie,

    Is this skirt too short? Or are my legs just too long?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    are you a direct decendent of Romulus and Remus?

    I am actually their immortal father Analus.
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