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Erica262
Erica262 Posts: 226 Member
in Fitness and Exercise
A haiku:

Yasso 800s
Are the best kind of torture
5k PR time!

Yours?

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  • upgetupgetup
    upgetupgetup Posts: 749 Member
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    Bosu ball, you’re mine
    If I can convince my nerves
    And feet to agree
  • wellbert
    wellbert Posts: 3,924 Member
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    A lone squat rack
    Oh, but alas it is full
    A bro does his curls
  • lindsyrox
    lindsyrox Posts: 257 Member
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    Running in darkness
    Light sparkles on wet pavement
    I am a Kenyan

    (after two of my friends told me kenyans dont run on pavement I guess I should specify that I am a Kenyan is referring to myself figurativly and not a literal Kenyan :) )
  • Loulady
    Loulady Posts: 511 Member
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    Spastic dancer flails.
    Less self-conscious now. Thank you,
    White boy in Zumba
  • Erica262
    Erica262 Posts: 226 Member
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    Haha these are great!
  • Yeller_Sensation
    Yeller_Sensation Posts: 373 Member
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    Chest and shoulders day.
    Five A.M was too early;
    Muscles screamed at me.



    (100% inspired by current events this morning. Ow.)
  • bokodasu
    bokodasu Posts: 629 Member
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    Eighty pound dumbbell
    Quarter inch range of motion
    Do you even lift?
  • Yeller_Sensation
    Yeller_Sensation Posts: 373 Member
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    Eighty pound dumbbell
    Quarter inch range of motion
    Do you even lift?

    ROFLMAO! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • bonitacash08
    bonitacash08 Posts: 378 Member
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    Sweat upon your back
    Transfers to the bench press seat
    Sanitize or else!
  • Myk1234
    Myk1234 Posts: 17 Member
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    Walk Into The Gym
    See Something Heavy Lift It
    That Is All I Know
  • bokodasu
    bokodasu Posts: 629 Member
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    ^:flowerforyou:

    Load up all the plates
    Eight reps at eighty percent
    I lift like a girl

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