When a guy says?? He means?

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  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,735 Member
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  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
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    A spade is a spade.
  • ChloeRoseLejeune
    ChloeRoseLejeune Posts: 488
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    Um that's just weird.
  • triciab79
    triciab79 Posts: 1,713 Member
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    What a guy says to a cute girl > What a guy means

    Hey girlie > I'd like to have sex with you
    Hey girl > I'd like to have sex with you
    Hey babe > I'd like to have sex with you
    Hi > I'd like to have sex with you
    Hello > I'd like to have sex with you
    Yes, I'd like fries with that > I'd like to have sex with you
    Why yes I'd be interested in chatting about Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior > I'd like to have sex with you
    :laugh:
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,124 Member
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    Yeah, he says that now, but soon it will be one word or even one letter texts.


    I get this alot..."K"

    What the wut does that mean?

    (and yes, I KNOW what that means. Don't help me, here. Unless you can tell me how the answer to, "Will you be parked in the North lot? What time?" is "K")
  • ChloeRoseLejeune
    ChloeRoseLejeune Posts: 488
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    Yeah, he says that now, but soon it will be one word or even one letter texts.


    I get this alot..."K"

    What the wut does that mean?

    (and yes, I KNOW what that means. Don't help me, here. Unless you can tell me how the answer to, "Will you be parked in the North lot? What time?" is "K")


    HAHAHA. I hate that too. I take it like "I'm bored, you're dismissed. But I don't want it to seem like I'm ignoring you, so I'll just respond anyway." :noway: :grumble: :sad:
  • jeremyw1977
    jeremyw1977 Posts: 505 Member
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    Why are you projecting any bit of complexity on a guy?
    Like I think it was already said, if he said "Hey Girlie".......it means exactly what it says.

    Unlike the words that come out of most female's mouths, our speech contains no hidden subtext.
    We just don't have the brain functionality to deal with all that crap.
  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,141 Member
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    Was this text received at 2 AM? That changes the meaning of everything.

    :laugh:
  • sbbhbm
    sbbhbm Posts: 1,312 Member
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    Reason #73 that I don't even own a cell phone... no unintelligible text messages.
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    hey - a greeting, meaning hi
    girlie- a cutsey term for a female

    put them together, and "hey girlie" therefore means, "hi, i was envisioning a series of events that you and i could participate in that would result in you coming to my apartment and disrobing in my bedroom, so i thought i would text you and get the ball rolling".

    i know.... the txt messaging speak is really hard to decipher sometimes.

    Taso~I thought you said "Custy" as in mer hahaha

    ...and Id also like too agree with you.
  • jonnythan
    jonnythan Posts: 10,161 Member
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    What a guy says to a cute girl > What a guy means

    Hey girlie > I'd like to have sex with you
    Hey girl > I'd like to have sex with you
    Hey babe > I'd like to have sex with you
    Hi > I'd like to have sex with you
    Hello > I'd like to have sex with you
    Yes, I'd like fries with that > I'd like to have sex with you
    Why yes I'd be interested in chatting about Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior > I'd like to have sex with you

    I ain't sayin this is true... But it's completely frickin true.
  • a778c466
    a778c466 Posts: 141 Member
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    if guy is texting you and he isnt gay it only means one thing if you arent related....sex.

    and if you are from Arkansas or Tennessee disregard the not related portion


    LMAO
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
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    What a guy says to a cute girl > What a guy means

    Hey girlie > I'd like to have sex with you
    Hey girl > I'd like to have sex with you
    Hey babe > I'd like to have sex with you
    Hi > I'd like to have sex with you
    Hello > I'd like to have sex with you
    Yes, I'd like fries with that > I'd like to have sex with you
    Why yes I'd be interested in chatting about Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior > I'd like to have sex with you

    ^^ I'm not saying it's true but I'm pretty sure this violates the man code
  • a778c466
    a778c466 Posts: 141 Member
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    What a guy says to a cute girl > What a guy means

    Hey girlie > I'd like to have sex with you
    Hey girl > I'd like to have sex with you
    Hey babe > I'd like to have sex with you
    Hi > I'd like to have sex with you
    Hello > I'd like to have sex with you
    Yes, I'd like fries with that > I'd like to have sex with you
    Why yes I'd be interested in chatting about Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior > I'd like to have sex with you

    ^^ I'm not saying it's true but I'm pretty sure this violates the man code

    Good info to know.
  • missbp
    missbp Posts: 601 Member
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    I think the "girlie", is definitely a term of endearment. I don't know any straight guys who would use that one on a girl they weren't interested in.

    M
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
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    Day: you are buddies

    Night: you are f*** buddies
  • Aimeebird1
    Aimeebird1 Posts: 133 Member
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    hey - a greeting, meaning hi
    girlie- a cutsey term for a female

    put them together, and "hey girlie" therefore means, "hi, i was envisioning a series of events that you and i could participate in that would result in you coming to my apartment and disrobing in my bedroom, so i thought i would text you and get the ball rolling".

    i know.... the txt messaging speak is really hard to decipher sometimes.

    That had me in tears ... so funny ... what if he says " thats my girl" ?? heheh
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
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    Day: you are buddies

    Night: you are f*** buddies

    QFT. She's a mutha f*ckin professional!
  • Mad_Dog_Muscle
    Mad_Dog_Muscle Posts: 1,251 Member
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    He wants you but isnt sure you want him.
  • Pearlyladybug
    Pearlyladybug Posts: 882 Member
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    What a guy says to a cute girl > What a guy means

    Hey girlie > I'd like to have sex with you
    Hey girl > I'd like to have sex with you
    Hey babe > I'd like to have sex with you
    Hi > I'd like to have sex with you
    Hello > I'd like to have sex with you
    Yes, I'd like fries with that > I'd like to have sex with you
    Why yes I'd be interested in chatting about Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior > I'd like to have sex with you

    I ain't sayin this is true... But it's completely frickin true.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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