Will you be my friend?

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  • RandiLandCHANGED
    RandiLandCHANGED Posts: 630 Member
    Maybe.

    You're into MMA and your wife's hot.

    This.
  • Ramberta
    Ramberta Posts: 1,312 Member
    thehammeris2.jpg

    Baaaahahahahah I was hoping someone would post something similar to this. :laugh: Cookies for you. Hell, cookies for you all. jQuery%2BCookies.jpg
  • sbbhbm
    sbbhbm Posts: 1,312 Member
    Well it depends... are you willing to shamelessly hit on me and send me dirty messages with pics of your junk?

    What, that's not how anyone else determines their friend's list? :bigsmile:
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    Hmm..do you even lift?

    On Cycle 2 of p90x. Next up is a stack program...
    ....So the answer is no, no you do not lift.
  • DirtyHammer
    DirtyHammer Posts: 91 Member
    Are you tall enough to be in the CG? You have to be at least 6ft tall so when your boat sinks you can walk back to shore...


    ETA: Active duty navy... been a while since I could use that joke :bigsmile:

    Nice, ok wel you did it.. Say hi to my kids... : )

    Stop trying to claim other people's kids... Don't Ask Don't Tell has been removed...

    Haha, well, it aint gay underway right? Only queer at the pier.
  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
    Are you tall enough to be in the CG? You have to be at least 6ft tall so when your boat sinks you can walk back to shore...


    ETA: Active duty navy... been a while since I could use that joke :bigsmile:

    Nice, ok wel you did it.. Say hi to my kids... : )

    Stop trying to claim other people's kids... Don't Ask Don't Tell has been removed...

    Haha, well, it aint gay underway right? Only queer at the pier.


    Pretty much :) Oh, where's my back child support? By the way.... you may want to go get checked...
  • 2credneck208
    2credneck208 Posts: 501 Member
    If you pay me, sure!! J/k...lol
  • DirtyHammer
    DirtyHammer Posts: 91 Member
    Are you tall enough to be in the CG? You have to be at least 6ft tall so when your boat sinks you can walk back to shore...


    ETA: Active duty navy... been a while since I could use that joke :bigsmile:

    Nice, ok wel you did it.. Say hi to my kids... : )

    Stop trying to claim other people's kids... Don't Ask Don't Tell has been removed...

    Haha, well, it aint gay underway right? Only queer at the pier.


    Pretty much :) Oh, where's my back child support? By the way.... you may want to go get checked...

    Sequestration is holding onto all my funds that would pay the child support. Thanks boss!
  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
    Sequestration is holding onto all my funds that would pay the child support. Thanks boss!

    Only counts for civilians... oh wait, you're not Department of Defense... :tongue:
  • coe28
    coe28 Posts: 715 Member
    Don't tell me what to do!! :angry:
  • DirtyHammer
    DirtyHammer Posts: 91 Member
    Sequestration is holding onto all my funds that would pay the child support. Thanks boss!

    Only counts for civilians... oh wait, you're not Department of Defense... :tongue:
    No no no, DHS now, get it right
  • coe28
    coe28 Posts: 715 Member
    Sequestration is holding onto all my funds that would pay the child support. Thanks boss!

    Is this a real thing? Because I was supposed to get CS today and it hasn't shown up, dammit.
  • DirtyHammer
    DirtyHammer Posts: 91 Member
    Don't tell me what to do!! :angry:
    Sorry hun. But no your CS should be fine.
  • YoungDoc2B
    YoungDoc2B Posts: 1,593 Member
    thehammeris2.jpg

    Baaaahahahahah I was hoping someone would post something similar to this. :laugh: Cookies for you. Hell, cookies for you all. jQuery%2BCookies.jpg

    Those cookies look burnt...and dry. Do. Not. Want. :noway:
  • DirtyHammer
    DirtyHammer Posts: 91 Member
    Does anyone work around here? Geezmo. We'll im going back to werk. If you wanna be my friend, send request, if not, then. Join the Navy...
  • addreonnaseger
    addreonnaseger Posts: 205
    I have commitment issues.

    ^ this.
  • milf_n_cookies
    milf_n_cookies Posts: 2,244 Member
    Well it depends... are you willing to shamelessly hit on me and send me dirty messages with pics of your junk?

    What, that's not how anyone else determines their friend's list? :bigsmile:

    That's how I roll, just sayin......

    I also need to know that if I sexually harass you, you aren't going to cry like a b%tch and report me.
  • Cait_Sidhe
    Cait_Sidhe Posts: 3,150 Member
    No.

    And now I want some damn cookies. :grumble:

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