I can't love this enough...

odusgolp

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/rob-rhinehart-no-longer-requires-food

"You know what's an irreversible waste of time, money and effort? Eating food you take pleasure in eating. I mean, wouldn't you rather just ingest a tasteless form of sustenance for the rest of your life and never have to go through that tedious rigmarole of opening and eating a pre-made sandwich or enjoying a huge hungover fry-up ever again? Rob Rhinehart – a 24-year-old software engineer from Atlanta and, presumably, an impossibly busy man – thinks so."



You can read the rest if you'd like. As my friend just said, "Read one book and you too can tell doctors to go **** themselves."


Priceless.

moustache_flavored_lube

I bet Rob Rhinehart is a real bore in the bedroom