Understanding Women...

LazyGuy91
LazyGuy91 Posts: 171 Member
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I realize that I will never fully understand women, but I am trying to learn as much as possible. Today, I went to the gym around 6pm and there was barely a female in sight ... thus, I came to the following conclision:

Women eat dinner on Thursdays.

Or, they are just repulsed by me.

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  • ericmessier
    ericmessier Posts: 235 Member
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  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    I realize that I will never fully understand women, but I am trying to learn as much as possible. Today, I went to the gym around 6pm and there was barely a female in sight ... thus, I came to the following conclision:

    Women eat dinner on Thursdays.

    Or, they are just repulsed by me.

    you're right.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Clearly... it's all about you.
  • jayche
    jayche Posts: 1,128 Member
    Give up, it's not going to happen.
  • Bigbill810
    Bigbill810 Posts: 117
    The less you understand, the better. They switch it up on us, you know that right? Just when it becomes apparent that we have them figured out, they take a left turn to keep us confused! :bigsmile:
  • CaliforniaSweetheart
    CaliforniaSweetheart Posts: 989
    The less you understand, the better. They switch it up on us, you know that right? Just when it becomes apparent that we have them figured out, they take a left turn to keep us confused! :bigsmile:
    You know too much for your own good. We must kill you now. :laugh:
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    You really should just give up forever.
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    The entire premise of this thread is horribly misguided. :bigsmile:
  • DonnaNCgirl
    DonnaNCgirl Posts: 372
    I realize that I will never fully understand women, but I am trying to learn as much as possible. Today, I went to the gym around 6pm and there was barely a female in sight ... thus, I came to the following conclision:

    Women eat dinner on Thursdays.

    Or, they are just repulsed by me.

    You are old enough to know this won't work. Right?
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    Basically, it's simple. Women can't even fully understand women, and what they do know makes them hate other women. So, really, it's simple, they eat dinner on Thursdays.






    And they are repulsed by you.
  • veggiehottie
    veggiehottie Posts: 590 Member
    smart guy
  • YourGirl_Tina
    YourGirl_Tina Posts: 962 Member
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  • LazyGuy91
    LazyGuy91 Posts: 171 Member
    You are old enough to know this won't work. Right?

    I'm old enough to know that I need to keep myself busy...
  • AbbieZabba
    AbbieZabba Posts: 110


    Or, they are just repulsed by me.

    Try it without your finger up your nose.........

    Just sayin
  • xXxHBICxXx
    xXxHBICxXx Posts: 370 Member
    Just give up <3 you tried .... didn't work, its ok.
  • LazyGuy91
    LazyGuy91 Posts: 171 Member

    Try it without your finger up your nose.........


    Don't know what you're talking about... :huh:
  • furenaef
    furenaef Posts: 157 Member
    women are creatures of emotion.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
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    Why the mallard? Of all the images to tag that saying to... why a mallard?
    What am I missing? WHY ARE YOU TORMENTING ME!?

    you must be jealous.
  • SwimFan1981
    SwimFan1981 Posts: 1,430 Member
    You really should just give up forever.

    I agree
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
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  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
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    Why the mallard? Of all the images to tag that saying to... why a mallard?
    What am I missing? WHY ARE YOU TORMENTING ME!?

    you must be jealous.

    :laugh:

    I :heart: U, Mirey. Always. You complete me. :love:
  • JusticeGirl25
    JusticeGirl25 Posts: 703 Member
    I can't imagine what women do on FRIDAY NIGHTS!
  • grantdumas7
    grantdumas7 Posts: 802 Member
    Louie C.K said it best. "Men say and do f-ed up things, women are f-ed up."
  • thoseblueeyes
    thoseblueeyes Posts: 812 Member
    Just give up ! Don't try to understand us at all. We will only mess with your head.
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    Woman Kickboxing

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    Woman wants too make up!
  • LazyGuy91
    LazyGuy91 Posts: 171 Member
    I can't imagine what women do on FRIDAY NIGHTS!

    Now you're just teasing! Damn your gender!
  • CaliforniaSweetheart
    CaliforniaSweetheart Posts: 989
    I can't imagine what women do on FRIDAY NIGHTS!

    Now you're just teasing! Damn your gender!
    I will tell you what Friday night is for! Drinking. Thursday night is for eating, Friday night is for drinking, but SATURDAY night is for.........not telling you.
  • Mustang_Susie
    Mustang_Susie Posts: 7,045 Member
    Helloooooo....

    We wash our hair on Thursdays.

    Sheesh...
  • LazyGuy91
    LazyGuy91 Posts: 171 Member
    I will tell you what Friday night is for! Drinking. Thursday night is for eating, Friday night is for drinking, but SATURDAY night is for.........not telling you.


    Saturday is obviously another day for torturing men.

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