my whole friends list appears to be drunk now...

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  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
    Well I'm sober so YOU must be the drunk one.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    Well I'm sober so YOU must be the drunk one.

    ok, after i drop all of these people off at their doorsteps, you and i should play quarters!

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  • SlickFootAnna
    SlickFootAnna Posts: 611 Member
    I *think* I have some kosher blackberry wine here... (lol)
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    So do i get a ride or what?
    God i better not have to hitchhike again. I am not sure what happened but i woke up and my whole body hurt. My WHOLE body.

    yes, you can ride with me any time. i'll be by to pick you up. keep on the lookout for me. red van. a bit dusty.

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    Looks so familiar. Did you give a drunk girl a ride last Friday?
    If you did, I want those panties back and cutting a lock of my hair off wasn't cool man.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    put me on your frinds list cuz im f'en drunk and bored
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    Looks so familiar. Did you give a drunk girl a ride last Friday?
    If you did, I want those panties back and cutting a lock of my hair off wasn't cool man.

    OMG! Speaking of which! No burt bull****, but this morning when I woke up - wife's turn to sleep in - I came downstairs and opened the blinds and there was a bra hanging on our fence. We live on a corner lot. I lawled.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    I *think* I have some kosher blackberry wine here... (lol)

    I'm sorry but manashevitz is candied cough syrup
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    So do i get a ride or what?
    God i better not have to hitchhike again. I am not sure what happened but i woke up and my whole body hurt. My WHOLE body.

    gas azz, or grass no one rides free
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    I'll be drinking wine tonight. Will probably get drunk after 2 glasses. I'm a lightweight.:blushing: I might go for 3 if I feel like getting really wild! :bigsmile:

    youre only drunk if you puke it up
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    Looks so familiar. Did you give a drunk girl a ride last Friday?
    If you did, I want those panties back and cutting a lock of my hair off wasn't cool man.

    OMG! Speaking of which! No burt bull****, but this morning when I woke up - wife's turn to sleep in - I came downstairs and opened the blinds and there was a bra hanging on our fence. We live on a corner lot. I lawled.
    That's funny!
    I bet it was some pesky feminist who was just getting ready to burn it. I must have startled her when i walked by your window to make sure you're wearing warm pajamas to bed.
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    That's funny!
    I bet it was some pesky feminist who was just getting ready to burn it. I must have startled her when i walked by your window to make sure you're wearing warm pajamas to bed.

    I sleep naked.
    But I have been wondering all day about the back story for that bra. It was fairly carefully draped. Was it itchy? Was she wasted? Did she and whomever she was walking with have a dirty nasty sex throwdown on the storm drain?
  • SlickFootAnna
    SlickFootAnna Posts: 611 Member
    I *think* I have some kosher blackberry wine here... (lol)

    I'm sorry but manashevitz is candied cough syrup

    XD That's the only thing I have....
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    Might be Drunk
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    Might be Drunk

    better be drunk.
  • likeschocolate
    likeschocolate Posts: 368 Member
    Form on the knee pushups is a bit off
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Form on the knee pushups is a bit off

    that's what i keep saying. form. form. form. form. even in heels. form is everything.
  • likeschocolate
    likeschocolate Posts: 368 Member
    Form on the knee pushups is a bit off

    that's what i keep saying. form. form. form. form. even in heels. form is everything.

    *nods*

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  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    I'm not on your friends list.

    But I ma drunk.
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
    Well I'm sober so YOU must be the drunk one.

    ok, after i drop all of these people off at their doorsteps, you and i should play quarters!

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    I suck at quarters. lol

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