UK friends?
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Do you come with benefits so to speak?
Someone's getting "friended"
OOoooo you nasty girl! I like that. What's your name?
I'm Tink! I would love a new friend.
Hey Tink.
I'm Chad. It's nice to meet ya.
So what kind of stuff do you like to do, Tink, you know, for fun?
I like to shave my legs. Often I miss spots. Perhaps my new friend can help?
Ooo I like that I have MANY talents.
One of them is holding a razor with my teeth.
So do you like sausage Tink?
Tink . . . . is that short for Tinkerbell by any chance?
Haha (giggle) Chad that was a silly joke. OMG I love sausage. I love them in all sizes. Are you a butcher? Razor blades that is an awesome talent? OH wow... I think we are hitting it off. You are so funny!
Well thank you Tink. You may have been joking but I assure you I wasn't.
I'm not a butcher although I do know quite a bit about tenderizing meat.
So what do you do with a really big sausage that you just can't finish?
Chad I met a psychic who told me I would meet a guy who's name started with a C. OMG! No not Tinkerbell! But I am just as short as she is. What do I do with sausage when I've had too much. Silly question. I never have enough. I can eat sausage for hours. The bigger the better. I like them German.
Well your psychic was right . . .
German huh? Interesting. I've got a little German in me.
Well there's a one thing you can do with a sausage that you just can't finish. You can just savour the flavour of it in your mouth like a fine glass of wine.
Wow Chad you are all romantic and Junk! I'm like totally ready to visit EN. Like are you a prince or something? My psychic also said he would be royalty and live in a castle... or work in a castle... or live down the street from one. Anyway... a castle was involved.0 -
Dum dum de dum, dum dum de dum0
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I will NEVER hate on "THE CHAD" NEVER0
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I will NEVER hate on "THE CHAD" NEVER
What's your name? Nice Chest... OMG Your name starts with a C also!!!0 -
Do you come with benefits so to speak?
Someone's getting "friended"
OOoooo you nasty girl! I like that. What's your name?
I'm Tink! I would love a new friend.
Hey Tink.
I'm Chad. It's nice to meet ya.
So what kind of stuff do you like to do, Tink, you know, for fun?
I like to shave my legs. Often I miss spots. Perhaps my new friend can help?
Ooo I like that I have MANY talents.
One of them is holding a razor with my teeth.
So do you like sausage Tink?
Tink . . . . is that short for Tinkerbell by any chance?
Haha (giggle) Chad that was a silly joke. OMG I love sausage. I love them in all sizes. Are you a butcher? Razor blades that is an awesome talent? OH wow... I think we are hitting it off. You are so funny!
Well thank you Tink. You may have been joking but I assure you I wasn't.
I'm not a butcher although I do know quite a bit about tenderizing meat.
So what do you do with a really big sausage that you just can't finish?
Chad I met a psychic who told me I would meet a guy who's name started with a C. OMG! No not Tinkerbell! But I am just as short as she is. What do I do with sausage when I've had too much. Silly question. I never have enough. I can eat sausage for hours. The bigger the better. I like them German.
Well your psychic was right . . .
German huh? Interesting. I've got a little German in me.
Well there's a one thing you can do with a sausage that you just can't finish. You can just savour the flavour of it in your mouth like a fine glass of wine.
Wow Chad you are all romantic and Junk! I'm like totally ready to visit EN. Like are you a prince or something? My psychic also said he would be royalty and live in a castle... or work in a castle... or live down the street from one. Anyway... a castle was involved.
I do live in a castle little miss.
I live in Essex and work as a personal trainer.
My routine goes like this:
Monday: Abs
Tuesday: Arms
Wednesday: Abs
Thursday: Arms
Friday: Abs
Saturday: Juice Cleanse
Sunday: Fake tan
I'd love if you came out here and checked me out.0 -
Do you come with benefits so to speak?
Someone's getting "friended"
OOoooo you nasty girl! I like that. What's your name?
I'm Tink! I would love a new friend.
Hey Tink.
I'm Chad. It's nice to meet ya.
So what kind of stuff do you like to do, Tink, you know, for fun?
I like to shave my legs. Often I miss spots. Perhaps my new friend can help?
Ooo I like that I have MANY talents.
One of them is holding a razor with my teeth.
So do you like sausage Tink?
Tink . . . . is that short for Tinkerbell by any chance?
Haha (giggle) Chad that was a silly joke. OMG I love sausage. I love them in all sizes. Are you a butcher? Razor blades that is an awesome talent? OH wow... I think we are hitting it off. You are so funny!
Well thank you Tink. You may have been joking but I assure you I wasn't.
I'm not a butcher although I do know quite a bit about tenderizing meat.
So what do you do with a really big sausage that you just can't finish?
Chad I met a psychic who told me I would meet a guy who's name started with a C. OMG! No not Tinkerbell! But I am just as short as she is. What do I do with sausage when I've had too much. Silly question. I never have enough. I can eat sausage for hours. The bigger the better. I like them German.
Well your psychic was right . . .
German huh? Interesting. I've got a little German in me.
Well there's a one thing you can do with a sausage that you just can't finish. You can just savour the flavour of it in your mouth like a fine glass of wine.
Wow Chad you are all romantic and Junk! I'm like totally ready to visit EN. Like are you a prince or something? My psychic also said he would be royalty and live in a castle... or work in a castle... or live down the street from one. Anyway... a castle was involved.
I do live in a castle little miss.
I live in Essex and work as a personal trainer.
My routine goes like this:
Monday: Abs
Tuesday: Arms
Wednesday: Abs
Thursday: Arms
Friday: Abs
Saturday: Juice Cleanse
Sunday: Fake tan
I'd love if you came out here and checked me out.
Wow we should work out together!
Should I send you my personal information so you can help me plan this trip to EN? Chad I think I have met a wonderful guy. Do you like cats Chad? My Kitty is named Sofia... I can let you pet her if you like.0 -
Do you come with benefits so to speak?
Someone's getting "friended"
OOoooo you nasty girl! I like that. What's your name?
I'm Tink! I would love a new friend.
Hey Tink.
I'm Chad. It's nice to meet ya.
So what kind of stuff do you like to do, Tink, you know, for fun?
I like to shave my legs. Often I miss spots. Perhaps my new friend can help?
Ooo I like that I have MANY talents.
One of them is holding a razor with my teeth.
So do you like sausage Tink?
Tink . . . . is that short for Tinkerbell by any chance?
Haha (giggle) Chad that was a silly joke. OMG I love sausage. I love them in all sizes. Are you a butcher? Razor blades that is an awesome talent? OH wow... I think we are hitting it off. You are so funny!
Well thank you Tink. You may have been joking but I assure you I wasn't.
I'm not a butcher although I do know quite a bit about tenderizing meat.
So what do you do with a really big sausage that you just can't finish?
Chad I met a psychic who told me I would meet a guy who's name started with a C. OMG! No not Tinkerbell! But I am just as short as she is. What do I do with sausage when I've had too much. Silly question. I never have enough. I can eat sausage for hours. The bigger the better. I like them German.
Well your psychic was right . . .
German huh? Interesting. I've got a little German in me.
Well there's a one thing you can do with a sausage that you just can't finish. You can just savour the flavour of it in your mouth like a fine glass of wine.
Wow Chad you are all romantic and Junk! I'm like totally ready to visit EN. Like are you a prince or something? My psychic also said he would be royalty and live in a castle... or work in a castle... or live down the street from one. Anyway... a castle was involved.
I do live in a castle little miss.
I live in Essex and work as a personal trainer.
My routine goes like this:
Monday: Abs
Tuesday: Arms
Wednesday: Abs
Thursday: Arms
Friday: Abs
Saturday: Juice Cleanse
Sunday: Fake tan
I'd love if you came out here and checked me out.
Wow we should work out together!
Should I send you my personal information so you can help me plan this trip to EN? Chad I think I have met a wonderful guy. Do you like cats Chad? My Kitty is named Sofia... I can let you pet her if you like.
im so turned on by this conversation....you are so lucky to have chad!!!!0 -
Do you come with benefits so to speak?
Someone's getting "friended"
OOoooo you nasty girl! I like that. What's your name?
I'm Tink! I would love a new friend.
Hey Tink.
I'm Chad. It's nice to meet ya.
So what kind of stuff do you like to do, Tink, you know, for fun?
I like to shave my legs. Often I miss spots. Perhaps my new friend can help?
Ooo I like that I have MANY talents.
One of them is holding a razor with my teeth.
So do you like sausage Tink?
Tink . . . . is that short for Tinkerbell by any chance?
Haha (giggle) Chad that was a silly joke. OMG I love sausage. I love them in all sizes. Are you a butcher? Razor blades that is an awesome talent? OH wow... I think we are hitting it off. You are so funny!
Well thank you Tink. You may have been joking but I assure you I wasn't.
I'm not a butcher although I do know quite a bit about tenderizing meat.
So what do you do with a really big sausage that you just can't finish?
Chad I met a psychic who told me I would meet a guy who's name started with a C. OMG! No not Tinkerbell! But I am just as short as she is. What do I do with sausage when I've had too much. Silly question. I never have enough. I can eat sausage for hours. The bigger the better. I like them German.
Well your psychic was right . . .
German huh? Interesting. I've got a little German in me.
Well there's a one thing you can do with a sausage that you just can't finish. You can just savour the flavour of it in your mouth like a fine glass of wine.
Wow Chad you are all romantic and Junk! I'm like totally ready to visit EN. Like are you a prince or something? My psychic also said he would be royalty and live in a castle... or work in a castle... or live down the street from one. Anyway... a castle was involved.
I do live in a castle little miss.
I live in Essex and work as a personal trainer.
My routine goes like this:
Monday: Abs
Tuesday: Arms
Wednesday: Abs
Thursday: Arms
Friday: Abs
Saturday: Juice Cleanse
Sunday: Fake tan
I'd love if you came out here and checked me out.
Wow we should work out together!
Should I send you my personal information so you can help me plan this trip to EN? Chad I think I have met a wonderful guy. Do you like cats Chad? My Kitty is named Sofia... I can let you pet her if you like.
I'd be happy to give that furry litttle thing a pet Tink.
Can I just ask you to send me a PM with a revealing photo and your personal information?0 -
Do you come with benefits so to speak?
Someone's getting "friended"
OOoooo you nasty girl! I like that. What's your name?
I'm Tink! I would love a new friend.
Hey Tink.
I'm Chad. It's nice to meet ya.
So what kind of stuff do you like to do, Tink, you know, for fun?
I like to shave my legs. Often I miss spots. Perhaps my new friend can help?
Ooo I like that I have MANY talents.
One of them is holding a razor with my teeth.
So do you like sausage Tink?
Tink . . . . is that short for Tinkerbell by any chance?
Haha (giggle) Chad that was a silly joke. OMG I love sausage. I love them in all sizes. Are you a butcher? Razor blades that is an awesome talent? OH wow... I think we are hitting it off. You are so funny!
Well thank you Tink. You may have been joking but I assure you I wasn't.
I'm not a butcher although I do know quite a bit about tenderizing meat.
So what do you do with a really big sausage that you just can't finish?
Chad I met a psychic who told me I would meet a guy who's name started with a C. OMG! No not Tinkerbell! But I am just as short as she is. What do I do with sausage when I've had too much. Silly question. I never have enough. I can eat sausage for hours. The bigger the better. I like them German.
Well your psychic was right . . .
German huh? Interesting. I've got a little German in me.
Well there's a one thing you can do with a sausage that you just can't finish. You can just savour the flavour of it in your mouth like a fine glass of wine.
Wow Chad you are all romantic and Junk! I'm like totally ready to visit EN. Like are you a prince or something? My psychic also said he would be royalty and live in a castle... or work in a castle... or live down the street from one. Anyway... a castle was involved.
I do live in a castle little miss.
I live in Essex and work as a personal trainer.
My routine goes like this:
Monday: Abs
Tuesday: Arms
Wednesday: Abs
Thursday: Arms
Friday: Abs
Saturday: Juice Cleanse
Sunday: Fake tan
I'd love if you came out here and checked me out.
Wow we should work out together!
Should I send you my personal information so you can help me plan this trip to EN? Chad I think I have met a wonderful guy. Do you like cats Chad? My Kitty is named Sofia... I can let you pet her if you like.
I'd be happy to give that furry litttle thing a pet Tink.
Can I just ask you to send me a PM with a revealing photo and your personal information?
My camera is broken... but I can record something for you. Please understand I i bounce a lot. It's a medical condition. also causes me to make moaning sounds. so please don't mind the video of me bouncing up and down. Oh also i trust you because this is the internet and people on the net are trust worthy. I know you wont show it to anyone.0 -
jheeezzz, this is a weightloss site not porn!0
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Do you come with benefits so to speak?
Someone's getting "friended"
OOoooo you nasty girl! I like that. What's your name?
I'm Tink! I would love a new friend.
Hey Tink.
I'm Chad. It's nice to meet ya.
So what kind of stuff do you like to do, Tink, you know, for fun?
I like to shave my legs. Often I miss spots. Perhaps my new friend can help?
Ooo I like that I have MANY talents.
One of them is holding a razor with my teeth.
So do you like sausage Tink?
Tink . . . . is that short for Tinkerbell by any chance?
Haha (giggle) Chad that was a silly joke. OMG I love sausage. I love them in all sizes. Are you a butcher? Razor blades that is an awesome talent? OH wow... I think we are hitting it off. You are so funny!
Well thank you Tink. You may have been joking but I assure you I wasn't.
I'm not a butcher although I do know quite a bit about tenderizing meat.
So what do you do with a really big sausage that you just can't finish?
Chad I met a psychic who told me I would meet a guy who's name started with a C. OMG! No not Tinkerbell! But I am just as short as she is. What do I do with sausage when I've had too much. Silly question. I never have enough. I can eat sausage for hours. The bigger the better. I like them German.
Well your psychic was right . . .
German huh? Interesting. I've got a little German in me.
Well there's a one thing you can do with a sausage that you just can't finish. You can just savour the flavour of it in your mouth like a fine glass of wine.
Wow Chad you are all romantic and Junk! I'm like totally ready to visit EN. Like are you a prince or something? My psychic also said he would be royalty and live in a castle... or work in a castle... or live down the street from one. Anyway... a castle was involved.
I do live in a castle little miss.
I live in Essex and work as a personal trainer.
My routine goes like this:
Monday: Abs
Tuesday: Arms
Wednesday: Abs
Thursday: Arms
Friday: Abs
Saturday: Juice Cleanse
Sunday: Fake tan
I'd love if you came out here and checked me out.
Wow we should work out together!
Should I send you my personal information so you can help me plan this trip to EN? Chad I think I have met a wonderful guy. Do you like cats Chad? My Kitty is named Sofia... I can let you pet her if you like.
I'd be happy to give that furry litttle thing a pet Tink.
Can I just ask you to send me a PM with a revealing photo and your personal information?
My camera is broken... but I can record something for you. Please understand I i bounce a lot. It's a medical condition. also causes me to make moaning sounds. so please don't mind the video of me bouncing up and down. Oh also i trust you because this is the internet and people on the net are trust worthy. I know you wont show it to anyone.
Totally baby.
You can trust The Chad.
I'll never stear you wrong.0 -
jheeezzz, this is a weightloss site not porn!
you must be new here.0 -
jheeezzz, this is a weightloss site not porn!
Omg I am so hurt by this. I love Chad I love him. My Psychic told I would. She is good too because she's avocado priestess! There is nothing inappropriate about our love. I trust him so much I sent him my banking info. Your comments are hurtful. Why. You hatin?0
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