Calling All Fake People

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  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,072 Member
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    is this the thread where we gush about how great cauliflower crust "pizza" is and how much it tastes exactly like that gluten monstrosity that we can no longer eat because, "duh! ...gluten is evil and kills puppies and stuff"?

    Yes
  • stealthSLOTH
    stealthSLOTH Posts: 695 Member
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    *waves* hi jabba!
  • Liftnlove
    Liftnlove Posts: 235
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    I never fake, I feel like most of the girls fake it though.

    Not exactly a rave review... ;p

    I'm kinda fake on Mondays, Thursdays, leap years and bank holidays. The rest of the time, I'm not just fake, I'm completely imaginary.
  • Davina_JH
    Davina_JH Posts: 473 Member
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    <-- unreal. In.
  • smittieaj
    smittieaj Posts: 151 Member
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    I have no detectable soul at all, and I'd be happy to say whatever will make you happy.
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
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    Hi Jabba. You're cute. Add me?
  • MellyGibson
    MellyGibson Posts: 297 Member
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    There are times I fake interest in what other people are saying - while I'm actually thinking of other things in my head. Fortunately I can smile & nod automatically.

    Most times I'm completely genuine - because I'm a smarta$$ constantly!
  • lydia_the_tattooed_lady
    lydia_the_tattooed_lady Posts: 324 Member
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    I never fake, I feel like most of the girls fake it though.


    .....:ohwell: That's probably not a good indicator for you, sir lol
  • smittieaj
    smittieaj Posts: 151 Member
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    I never fake, I feel like most of the girls fake it though.


    .....:ohwell: That's probably not a good indicator for you, sir lol

    That chick's just a phony who's lookin' to knock that other girl out of the picture, bro. Don't buy it, man. Girl #1 is always 100% real; she even says so.
  • LJCannon
    LJCannon Posts: 3,636 Member
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    Since EVERYONE knows that People on The Internet are ALL Fake, this must be the ONLY Real Thread!
    :flowerforyou: Right?
  • lydia_the_tattooed_lady
    lydia_the_tattooed_lady Posts: 324 Member
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    I never fake, I feel like most of the girls fake it though.


    .....:ohwell: That's probably not a good indicator for you, sir lol

    That chick's just a phony who's lookin' to knock that other girl out of the picture, bro. Don't buy it, man. Girl #1 is always 100% real; she even says so.

    huh? :huh:
  • smittieaj
    smittieaj Posts: 151 Member
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    I never fake, I feel like most of the girls fake it though.


    .....:ohwell: That's probably not a good indicator for you, sir lol

    That chick's just a phony who's lookin' to knock that other girl out of the picture, bro. Don't buy it, man. Girl #1 is always 100% real; she even says so.

    huh? :huh:

    exactly.
  • lydia_the_tattooed_lady
    lydia_the_tattooed_lady Posts: 324 Member
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    I never fake, I feel like most of the girls fake it though.


    .....:ohwell: That's probably not a good indicator for you, sir lol

    That chick's just a phony who's lookin' to knock that other girl out of the picture, bro. Don't buy it, man. Girl #1 is always 100% real; she even says so.

    huh? :huh:

    exactly.


    mkaayyyyy....still don't know what the hell that gibberish meant lol
  • smittieaj
    smittieaj Posts: 151 Member
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    mkaayyyyy....still don't know what the hell that gibberish meant lol

    It means don't bash the OP. OP doesn't want realness or honesty in this thread. Make up happy lies. It's better that way.
  • Barbsunshine
    Barbsunshine Posts: 398
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    I wonder how many members have fake abs posted as their profile pic?
  • adudu
    adudu Posts: 17
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    lol
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
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    i'm totally fake, because i tell everyone i'm going to the gym but i'm not. i just don't want to hang out with them.

    Solid first post. :flowerforyou:

    And yeah, I have no idea what this thread is about...but that won't stop me from posting on it. (Never has before.)
  • smittieaj
    smittieaj Posts: 151 Member
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    I wonder how many members have fake abs posted as their profile pic?

    Check mine out!
    how-to-get-rock-hard-abs.jpg
  • lydia_the_tattooed_lady
    lydia_the_tattooed_lady Posts: 324 Member
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    mkaayyyyy....still don't know what the hell that gibberish meant lol

    It means don't bash the OP. OP doesn't want realness or honesty in this thread. Make up happy lies. It's better that way.

    lol the op is referencing a different thread. think you missed the original point :P
  • smittieaj
    smittieaj Posts: 151 Member
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    lol the op is referencing a different thread. think you missed the original point :P

    Nah, I saw it. But I refuse to acknowledge going off topic. You just can't keep up with my realness.

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