Are your workouts sex appropriate?

_SABOTEUR_ · March 2013

I keep seeing these posts by women who lift heavy. But, I'm worried that they may not be sex appropriate. After all men lift weights and women only lift weights if they are prettiful colours.

I'm worried that they may get bulky or even start growing body hair. They might even start farting and thinking for themselves.

Should women just be doing Jane Fonda videos? Is it really safe for them to lift weights?

Please tell me so I can make sure I give my female friends the correct advice when I see them eyeing up the squat rack.

BurtHuttz · March 2013

My wife started lifting weights about six months ago. She back-sasses me daily now whereas before she was a bit more lady-like. She's never said or done anything physically, but since she started lifting I just feel like she is a loaded gun waiting to go off.

She doesn't do steroids. She is more flatulent. I haven't noticed emergent hirsutism.

I don't think it's going to destroy the relationship by any means but suffice it to say I would feel a lot more comfortable if she just did toning exercises or aerobics.

With love,
Burt

Crankstr · March 2013

hmm, I dont know you yet.

I will reserve my SMASHing your face comment until further investigation is done.

BrainsOnGains · March 2013

I prefer a "gal" with a neck wider than her ears, deltoid vascularity, and defined quads. a little chest hair is ok, farting is acceptable as long as they arent "carb" farts. Carbs are a deal breaker.

Junken_Diraffe · March 2013

My penis is coming in nicely thanks to lifting heavy.

diodelcibo · March 2013

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billsica · March 2013

I've been working on downward facing dog, squats and my crab walk. I think these would be instrumental in any workout designed for bedroom activities. Also open hand slapping the heavy bag for some reason, its just what the trainer suggested.

sbbhbm · March 2013

My penis is coming in nicely thanks to lifting heavy.

:laugh:

Alex_is_Hawks · March 2013

My penis is coming in nicely thanks to lifting heavy.

we are all here to support the development of muscles.

YAY!!!!! ((hugs)) i am SO proud.

iAMsmiling · March 2013

I only let my wife do hip adductor exercises.

_SABOTEUR_ · March 2013

hmm, I dont know you yet.

I will reserve my SMASHing your face comment until further investigation is done.

I can't see any hair on your legs so I presume you only do cardio and shake weights? :laugh:

MaraDiaz · March 2013

I was hoping this thread involved sex and not gender. I am disappointed.

lacurandera1 · March 2013

My bf says I'm meaner now that i lift and he fully expects the nastiness to progress to physical abuse as soon as i can pick him up over my head. No hair on my chest yet. And, sadly, no penis. :sad: You guys don't know how lucky you really are.

abazooday727 · March 2013

I have been lifting heavy for a couple weeks..I now need to have a stylist braid my armpit hairs. My sweaty scent can knock a man down and render him speechless...Hell that is what happened to Chuck Norris's beard..I was benching next to him. No penis yet...My husband likes it when I beat him though...He makes me a sammich!

Colleen118 · March 2013

Thjis is an awesome topic, just saying.

I lift heavy, with the hubs and his dudes, who I fondly call Mary and Jane. It's great fun! I take lifting with them more seriously, not because I have anything to prove, but because having them there makes it more fun, especially being the only chick in the group... physcially the only chick anyway. "Mary" is a very open gay man who I totally adore.

ANYWHO I don't have many issues yet. The bulking won't happen, I don't do drugs and produce normal amounts of hormones. I am certain the facial hair is a side effect of increasing age... however I don't find shaving important anymore because they don't so why should I? If it is good enough for a man to leave on his body for me to feel then he can feel my hairyness too....