Sagging skin, latex and sexy times

CoderGal · March 2013

For all those times you've covered yourself in latex and ran around naked, you were resistance training and making yourself younger. Particularly your face:

"In this context, resistance exercise will shorten and fill out the musculature of the face therefore pulling up and filling out sagging and loose skin."

"Few understand or realize that the flabby skin under the eyes and the sagging, drooping cheek and jowl areas are merely signs of elongated and out of shape muscles that are connected and constantly pulling downward"

"Fortunately, this "aging" condition of the skin is directly related to the condition of the muscles and can be reversed to an uplifted shape with proper exercise".

"Men and women throughout the country join gyms every day to lift droopy rears and tone sagging pectorals" <-lol

"The shape of the face is largely determined by the condition of the underling muscles beneath the skin."

"no amount of cream or lotion can lift the sagging and drooping underlying muscles, which have more of an effect on the condition of the skin than most realize"

"the invention utilizes a facial mask, that when applied to the skin as a liquid latex formulation, dries to a rubberized consistency creating a resistance similar to the resistance bands used in home exercise machines. The resistance muscular movements is increased by adding additional layers of the mask. Once the appropriate exercises are completed, the latex mask is removed by simply peeling it off, leaving skin soft and muscles of the face feeling firm and taut."

http://www.google.ca/patents?hl=en&lr=&vid=USPAT5728028&id=BNQZAAAAEBAJ&oi=fnd&dq=loose+skin+tighten+exercise&printsec=abstract#v=onepage&q=loose skin tighten exercise&f=false

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