Calling all call girls

matt2442

I'm "on call" some weekends. Does that matter?

Last weekend your phone was out of a service I'm guessing?

BeeElMarvin

You rang?

darkguardian419

Hi Joe, I'm 250 an hour...

but I'll make your muscles spin like helicopter blades....

true story.

$250 an hour, is that American or Canadian? Not that it really matters, I've got my $8 ready with a $2 tip :laugh:

darkguardian419

You rang?

Meth: Making *kitten* cheaper since 1986

IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym

Hi Joe, I'm 250 an hour...

but I'll make your muscles spin like helicopter blades....

true story.

Can I pay you $250 to teach me how to do that?

do we get a discount if you teach us as a group?

DavPul

I feel like this isn't health or fitness related....:grumble:

How can something that ends with a trip the the clinic not be health related?

matt2442

I feel like this isn't health or fitness related....:grumble:

Have you by any chance messaged me a big long paragraph and the subject title started with please?

darkguardian419

Hi Joe, I'm 250 an hour...

but I'll make your muscles spin like helicopter blades....

true story.

Can I pay you $250 to teach me how to do that?

do we get a discount if you teach us as a group?

There's always a "group" discount

coe28

What a coincidence....my name is Joe too....

Mainebikerchick

In for the antibiotics

:laugh:

1Hunie

Good point

angryguy77

I'd pay any amount necessary to make this dumb **** go away for good.

LindsayLL30

You rang?

I threw up a little in my mough when i saw this :sick: