Food is toxic!

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stumblinthrulife
stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
edited January 18 in Chit-Chat
90% of people who have ever eaten food at any point in their lifetime have died.

Things aren't looking great for the remaining 10% either.

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  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
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  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
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  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
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  • garlic7girl
    garlic7girl Posts: 2,233 Member
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    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA AH HAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am sorry off topic but that is so funny!
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
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    I need to watch this right now! Ta.
  • Lyadeia
    Lyadeia Posts: 4,603 Member
    You can save yourself from being in that last 10% and be immortal if you try my amazingly awesome starvation style juicy syrupy detox/cleansing snake oil brew! Have this, and only this, 3 times daily for a whole month and watch the toxins drain from your body. The horrible sickness you are feeling? That's the toxins leaving your body! DUH!!!
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
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    Mmmmmmmm....Britney makes me hungry.
  • Lupercalia
    Lupercalia Posts: 1,857 Member
    You can save yourself from being in that last 10% and be immortal if you try my amazingly awesome starvation style juicy syrupy detox/cleansing snake oil brew! Have this, and only this, 3 times daily for a whole month and watch the toxins drain from your body. The horrible sickness you are feeling? That's the toxins leaving your body! DUH!!!

    Are you offering? Because I'LL DO A CLEANSE WITH YOU! I've got all this antifreeze and rat poison coursing through my veins that I need to get rid of. I hope this cleanse involves vodka....
  • dmpizza
    dmpizza Posts: 3,321 Member
    100% of people that don't eat die.
  • skinnybitchbarbie27
    skinnybitchbarbie27 Posts: 306 Member
    I am going to keep myself immortal by coffee enemas and detoxing my liver.... concidering these are things that keep you healthy... ALL OF THOSE KILLER TOXINS!!
  • Lyadeia
    Lyadeia Posts: 4,603 Member
    You can save yourself from being in that last 10% and be immortal if you try my amazingly awesome starvation style juicy syrupy detox/cleansing snake oil brew! Have this, and only this, 3 times daily for a whole month and watch the toxins drain from your body. The horrible sickness you are feeling? That's the toxins leaving your body! DUH!!!

    Are you offering? Because I'LL DO A CLEANSE WITH YOU! I've got all this antifreeze and rat poison coursing through my veins that I need to get rid of. I hope this cleanse involves vodka....

    My cleanse involves spiced rum, but you can substitute vodka if you like.
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 19,139 Member
    You can save yourself from being in that last 10% and be immortal if you try my amazingly awesome starvation style juicy syrupy detox/cleansing snake oil brew! Have this, and only this, 3 times daily for a whole month and watch the toxins drain from your body. The horrible sickness you are feeling? That's the toxins leaving your body! DUH!!!

    Are you offering? Because I'LL DO A CLEANSE WITH YOU! I've got all this antifreeze and rat poison coursing through my veins that I need to get rid of. I hope this cleanse involves vodka....

    My cleanse involves spiced rum, but you can substitute vodka if you like.

    Can I absorb it anally?
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