Anyone worried about Pirate Day?

auroranflash

I heard pirate day is sometime this year and I'm super worried. I've been doing arrrrrsome at my diet and exercise and I don't want to loose it all to a day dedicated to rum and scurvy. Anyone have any pirate related celebrations which will work for me?? I don't want this landlubber to turn into a landchubber.... HALP!!!!!!

Thanks in arrrrrrdvance mateys. Loll!!!!!

(pirates say 'arr' a lot)

WinnerVictorious

arghh yes, matey!

it shivers me timbers!

barb1241

one word:

RUM!

etoiles_argentees

eh, it's every day in Tampa. Every guy thinks they're a pirate. Daily.

BaconMD

You can be a pirate. Or you can be a T-rex. But you can't be both.

taso42

Ask the host or hostess if it would be ok if you brought your own Lean Cuisine dinner with you instead of partaking in all the fattening foods. You can also bring 100 cal snack packs. If people are drinking, you pour yourself a nice glass of water and look them in the eye and judge them as you drink your water.

Oh! Also make sure to complain to everybody at the party about your diet. And the day after, post a follow up thread on MFP about how nobody there was supportive of you Lean Cuisines and they basically tried to sabotage you.

WinnerVictorious

You can be a pirate. Or you can be a T-rex. But you can't be both.

lawyered!

auroranflash

Ask the host or hostess if it would be ok if you brought your own Lean Cuisine dinner with you instead of partaking in all the fattening foods. You can also bring 100 cal snack packs. If people are drinking, you pour yourself a nice glass of water and look them in the eye and judge them as you drink your water.

Oh! Also make sure to complain to everybody at the party about your diet. And the day after, post a follow up thread on MFP about how nobody there was supportive of you Lean Cuisines and they basically tried to sabotage you.

WOW IT'S LIKE YOU'RE IN MY HEAD ATTY CHRISTMAS. All those jerks were eating 'turkey' and 'dressing'after just congratulating me on my 5lb loss and asking how I did it. I felt soooo belittled like they were just teasing me. Some family huh!!

Well I would be more comfortable just hiding my weight loss and pretending. Is there something I can add to the water to make it look like rum? Are there any pirate snacks considered clean?

LaurySch

You can be a pirate. Or you can be a T-rex. But you can't be both.

What?!?

camrunner

I just hope the breeches don't make my *kitten* look big

BaconMD

You can be a pirate. Or you can be a T-rex. But you can't be both.

What?!?

I don't make the rules.

CorvusCorax77

If any landlubber shows up at me pirate parrrrrtay with lean cuisine, they'll be kissin' the gunner's daughter!!!!

BinaryPulsar

Aaaarrrrgggghhhh! Shiver me timbers!! Matey, Batten down the hatches and enjoy ye Pirate day three sheets to the wind or walk the plank ye scallywag!! Yo Ho Ho!!

mank32

sept 19th = "talk like a pirate" day and it is my 2nd fav holiday after halloween.

Ye be daft if ye think i won't be flying my jolly roger that day, boy-o. Ye can stake yer last piece-o-eight on't, sure as i'm a salty seadog.

LiftAllThePizzas

Does this pegleg make me look fat?

stealthSLOTH

a diet rich in vitamin C goes hand in hand with scurvy-avoidance.

there is no rule saying that you can't be pirate AND t-rex. obv you would have a friend help you put on your eyepatch.
I volunteer!

stealthSLOTH

walk the plank, but avoid the poopdeck.

TeachTheGirl

Jerky jerky jerky.

No concern for me. I'm already a pirate.

/Ceasefire out.

sbbhbm

Arrrrggh... every time I wears me peg leg, people ask me "do ye even werk yer legs"?