Ridiculous Reasons I deleted someone
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Phew! Glad you didn't list "too sexy".
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Now the first time you delete somebody, that's the hardest. I don't give a crap if you're Wyatt Earp or Jack the Ripper. First one is tough, no foolin'. The second one... the second one ain't no Mardis Gras either, but it's better than the first one 'cause you still feel the same thing, y'know... except it's more diluted, y'know it's... it's better. I threw up on the first one, you believe that? Then the third one... the third one is easy, you level right off. It's no problem. Now... now I do it just to watch their expression change.
I think I kinda love you a little. :flowerforyou:0 -
Because they confessed their true love for me and I didn't even know them.
*shudder*
But maybe you were soul mates
My trail shoes are my sole mate.0 -
Because they became friends with my forum nemesis. Clearly they should have known!
Because they continually tell me I need to cut down on processed food.
They use the phrase "big pharma" or mention their "naturopath."
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you mean i can't steal your friends? well ****!0
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(actually I'm a big pansy-- I never delete anyone, I just think about it)0
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Because they became friends with my forum nemesis. Clearly they should have known!
Because they continually tell me I need to cut down on processed food.
They use the phrase "big pharma" or mention their "naturopath."
you "get" me. :flowerforyou:0 -
I actually have deleted people for being waaaaay to gorgeous...0
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All these reasons seem more like a list of why you should keep friends (because they sound spectacular).0
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DRAMA! I hate this person, I want to kick this person's *kitten*. I am going to the bar Friday to find this girl and kick her *kitten*. don't mess with me. . .blah, blah, blah.0
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For Posting Raunchy Shizz about what they want to do to me and we just became friends at least offer me dinner.0
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For Posting Raunchy Shizz about what they want to do to me and we just became friends at least offer me dinner.
is McDonald's ok? i have a coupon.0 -
when people don't tell me how pretty I am every day...what do you think I have you on my FL for?!?!
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I actually have deleted people for being waaaaay to gorgeous...
Jealousy is not a sweatsuit that fits you well?0 -
Because they became friends with my forum nemesis. Clearly they should have known!
Because they continually tell me I need to cut down on processed food.
They use the phrase "big pharma" or mention their "naturopath."
*whispers* this makes me love you0 -
when people don't tell me how pretty I am every day...what do you think I have you on my FL for?!?!
I coulda helped you out w/that....But we aint friends yet!0 -
WTH . . .I have never gotten a saucy pic on here . . .LOL Spoken like most woman I know . .. Damned if you do and damned if you don't . . .LOL0
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posts 1300+ times in less than 3 months, primarily in Chit Chat. Insta-deletion0
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For Posting Raunchy Shizz about what they want to do to me and we just became friends at least offer me dinner.
is McDonald's ok? i have a coupon.
Id rather eat the gum off the bottom of my shoes0 -
For Posting Raunchy Shizz about what they want to do to me and we just became friends at least offer me dinner.
is McDonald's ok? i have a coupon.
Id rather eat the gum off the bottom of my shoes
ok then, Jack in the Box it is!0 -
I actually have deleted people for being waaaaay to gorgeous...
Jealousy is not a sweatsuit that fits you well?
Nu-uh.0 -
For being fatter than me but prettier, how dare you!0
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Because they became friends with my forum nemesis. Clearly they should have known!
Because they continually tell me I need to cut down on processed food.
They use the phrase "big pharma" or mention their "naturopath."
*whispers* this makes me love you
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Vic, I want the cheapest place you can find..afterall Im a MFP celebrity0
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Because they became friends with my forum nemesis. Clearly they should have known!
Because they continually tell me I need to cut down on processed food.
They use the phrase "big pharma" or mention their "naturopath."
you "get" me. :flowerforyou:
:flowerforyou: 0 -
Just because they got on my damn nerves. Just eat the chocolate bar and shut the f-- up already.0
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Because they confessed their true love for me and I didn't even know them.Now the first time you delete somebody, that's the hardest. I don't give a crap if you're Wyatt Earp or Jack the Ripper. First one is tough, no foolin'. The second one... the second one ain't no Mardis Gras either, but it's better than the first one 'cause you still feel the same thing, y'know... except it's more diluted, y'know it's... it's better. I threw up on the first one, you believe that? Then the third one... the third one is easy, you level right off. It's no problem. Now... now I do it just to watch their expression change.
I think I kinda love you a little. :flowerforyou:
Oh you mean like that?0 -
Ow Spidey, You got me Well played
@ Mandywe For not inviting me to watch Water For Elephants!! lol
*here's a late invitation ?? Would extra flirting on your wall make up for my mistake hon?0 -
Losing weight. I mean come on, a pound a week!?! Way to make me look bad.
This one made me laugh! Love!!!
:laugh: :laugh: 0 -
Because they confessed their true love for me and I didn't even know them.
*shudder*
soooo are you saying you WON'T marry me???0
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