Bad Sports Team Mascot Ideas

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CrazyTrackLady
CrazyTrackLady Posts: 1,337 Member
Post your suggestions for a really bad mascot idea for a sports team. It can be any city, anywhere. It does not have to be an actual location with an actual team.

ex:

The Shreveport Smegmas

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  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
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    That's disgusting.

    rainbow-puke-o.gif
  • CrazyTrackLady
    CrazyTrackLady Posts: 1,337 Member
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    That's why it's a BAD sports team mascot idea. If I wanted GOOD mascot ideas, I would have asked for those.

    See how I flipped that around there?
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
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    Fair enough. However the Shrevport Spelunkers would have sufficed without making me have to rainbow puke, lol!
  • CrazyTrackLady
    CrazyTrackLady Posts: 1,337 Member
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    Fair enough. However the Shrevport Spelunkers would have sufficed without making me have to rainbow puke, lol!

    The Raleigh Rainbow Pukers

    Does that meet with your high class expectations, sir?

    :wink:
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
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    The St. Louis Smartypants.

    I can play your little game too. :laugh:
  • CrazyTrackLady
    CrazyTrackLady Posts: 1,337 Member
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    The St. Louis Smartypants.

    I can play your little game too. :laugh:

    Does the uniform of that team come in a Dayglo Snark shade?
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
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    Now that just hurt.

    And yes, DayGlo Snark is available.

    Now, I'm going to go pout in the corner.
  • Dunkirk
    Dunkirk Posts: 465 Member
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    a baby pacifier (dummy)
  • CrazyTrackLady
    CrazyTrackLady Posts: 1,337 Member
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    Now that just hurt.

    And yes, DayGlo Snark is available.

    Now, I'm going to go pout in the corner.

    You might as well pack up your mono-colored pom poms and go home then. I have no corners on this thread for EX rainbow pukers to inhabit. Plus, I happen to LOVE the illuminating glow of the Dayglo Snark uniforms. They come in a lovely shade of wit.

    *GRIN*
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
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    The Winnapeg Whatevers.

    I do what I want.
  • CrazyTrackLady
    CrazyTrackLady Posts: 1,337 Member
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    The Winnapeg Whatevers.

    I do what I want.

    The Yuma You're Not the Boss of Me.
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
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    The Colorado Curious.

    What the heck is in your ticker. I can't figure it out. It looks naughty.
  • CrazyTrackLady
    CrazyTrackLady Posts: 1,337 Member
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    The Colorado Curious.

    What the heck is in your ticker. I can't figure it out. It looks naughty.

    As "naughty" as a pair of hands holding a glowing, golden heart filled with love can be, I guess.

    heh heh.
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
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    The Nashville Naughty Heart.

    The mascot to be feared among all mascots.
  • CrazyTrackLady
    CrazyTrackLady Posts: 1,337 Member
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    The Nashville Naughty Heart.

    The mascot to be feared among all mascots.

    The Evansville Ebolas might disagree with you.