MFP is like a gay bar

elenathegreat

i have nothing clever to say.

Me neither. But I'll quote you because what you said is more clever than anything I had.

I'm on board with that...

tuckerrj

Great. Now I have to look up "lipstick lesbian", "dark room" & "rainbow bundt cake". I'm going to google. I'll be back soon.

AllTehBeers

Great. Now I have to look up "lipstick lesbian", "dark room" & "rainbow bundt cake". I'm going to google. I'll be back soon.

Probably not, especially if you google them together.

stephdeeable

Great. Now I have to look up "lipstick lesbian", "dark room" & "rainbow bundt cake". I'm going to google. I'll be back soon.

Haha. We were talking about an actual cake....although I'm sure there's a second meaning for "rainbow bundt cake" somewhere in the dark corners of the internet.

Bankman1989

You go to the body building forum and its like 99% muscular guys. And MFP is like 80% women, many of them are good looking and, this is key, trusting. So its like MFP is the yoga class where all the organic food eating, politically correct, men come to meet women, who deem them harmless enough to allow them on their friends list. Kind of like being a straight man in a gay bar – get close to any unsuspecting woman in attendance.

This analysis was brought to you by Shake Weights and Pulsating Belts for a slimmer waistline.

Dude have you noticed you have the "gayest" pic on this thread? This isn't the 70's NBA shorts should come down to your knees..UNLESS you are looking for some "fun"!!

_SABOTEUR_

Great. Now I have to look up "lipstick lesbian", "dark room" & "rainbow bundt cake". I'm going to google. I'll be back soon.

I can save you time. Lipstick lesbian is just what lesbians call their privates, All rooms are dark rooms to gay men because it's the law to wear sunglasses inside and rainbow bunt cake is how a gay man refers to his ring (if you know what I mean).

p.s. Although I identify as gay none of the above definitions are representive of the LGBT community or those of its affiliates.

Lift_This_

ummmmmmm, i have no idea what the OP is talking about. lol

^This.

tuckerrj

like this



I thought it was just more trendy jargon I didn't understand.

_SABOTEUR_

You go to the body building forum and its like 99% muscular guys. And MFP is like 80% women, many of them are good looking and, this is key, trusting. So its like MFP is the yoga class where all the organic food eating, politically correct, men come to meet women, who deem them harmless enough to allow them on their friends list. Kind of like being a straight man in a gay bar – get close to any unsuspecting woman in attendance.

This analysis was brought to you by Shake Weights and Pulsating Belts for a slimmer waistline.

Dude have you noticed you have the "gayest" pic on this thread? This isn't the 70's NBA shorts should come down to your knees..UNLESS you are looking for some "fun"!!

Aww, man. I didn't win? :sad:

NormInv

You go to the body building forum and its like 99% muscular guys. And MFP is like 80% women, many of them are good looking and, this is key, trusting. So its like MFP is the yoga class where all the organic food eating, politically correct, men come to meet women, who deem them harmless enough to allow them on their friends list. Kind of like being a straight man in a gay bar – get close to any unsuspecting woman in attendance.

This analysis was brought to you by Shake Weights and Pulsating Belts for a slimmer waistline.

Dude have you noticed you have the "gayest" pic on this thread? This isn't the 70's NBA shorts should come down to your knees..UNLESS you are looking for some "fun"!!

Says the man with a superman jersey at the gym.

jbutterflye

Great. Now I have to look up "lipstick lesbian", "dark room" & "rainbow bundt cake". I'm going to google. I'll be back soon.

Haha. We were talking about an actual cake....although I'm sure there's a second meaning for "rainbow bundt cake" somewhere in the dark corners of the internet.

I think that one is called "rainbow butt cake"

lilbearzmom

I thought Sex & the City had this one figured out. For gay guys, there's always the chance for sex at the gym. That's why so many are in such great shape, according to Carrie, anyway.

stephdeeable

Great. Now I have to look up "lipstick lesbian", "dark room" & "rainbow bundt cake". I'm going to google. I'll be back soon.

Haha. We were talking about an actual cake....although I'm sure there's a second meaning for "rainbow bundt cake" somewhere in the dark corners of the internet.

I think that one is called "rainbow butt cake"

Meh, I'd still eat it.

_SABOTEUR_

You go to the body building forum and its like 99% muscular guys. And MFP is like 80% women, many of them are good looking and, this is key, trusting. So its like MFP is the yoga class where all the organic food eating, politically correct, men come to meet women, who deem them harmless enough to allow them on their friends list. Kind of like being a straight man in a gay bar – get close to any unsuspecting woman in attendance.

This analysis was brought to you by Shake Weights and Pulsating Belts for a slimmer waistline.

Dude have you noticed you have the "gayest" pic on this thread? This isn't the 70's NBA shorts should come down to your knees..UNLESS you are looking for some "fun"!!

Says the man with a superman jersey at the gym.

Says the men insulting one another's clothing like a couple of drag queens. :laugh:

Prettymisssparkles

Darn! You tricked me! I thought I was gunna get some new gay besties from this thread.:sad:

RunDoozer

I like gay guys. I just read that the National Institute of Health is spending $1.5 million dollars on trying to figure out why three quarters of lesbians are considered overweight, and why gay males aren’t.

All they have to do is look at what they're eating.

carryingon

You go to the body building forum and its like 99% muscular guys. And MFP is like 80% women, many of them are good looking and, this is key, trusting. So its like MFP is the yoga class where all the organic food eating, politically correct, men come to meet women, who deem them harmless enough to allow them on their friends list. Kind of like being a straight man in a gay bar – get close to any unsuspecting woman in attendance.

This analysis was brought to you by Shake Weights and Pulsating Belts for a slimmer waistline.

Railr0aderTony

LiftAllThePizzas

If I had a gif of bacon stapled to a rat running on a treadmill in the back of an el camino driving down a dirt road, this is where I'd post it.

Ramberta

Bahahaha. I didn't know what this gif was, but I was going to post that song on the thread anyway, and then realized I'd never actually watched the video... :laugh: so kudos to you!!

jameseylefebure

If MFP is a gay bar, can someone direct me to the dark room?

I know where it is - follow me

Timshel_

Wait...we are gay? Why am I the last to know?

Warchortle

Trying too hard to be clever... try again Dane Cook.

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