Ridiculous reasons I add someone

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  • 1tiamat
    1tiamat Posts: 138 Member
    LOL you guys are hilarious. I think I just burned 1000 calories laughing at your posts.. ahhh the internet, good times..

    I guess I'm a internet friend collector.. gotta catch em all... yea I know, not creepy at all.. lol
  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
    I only add insane people, or jerks. Both is preferable.

    *raises both hands*
  • ChristinaR720
    ChristinaR720 Posts: 1,186
    - Boobs.

    Guess I won't be seeing any new friend requests! The "girls" have been MIA these days! :wink:
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    I only add insane people, or jerks. Both is preferable.

    *raises both hands*

    *sticks out boobs*
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
    exhibitionist get an instant add
    panty pics in the profile too


    yes, I am a pervert, you got a problem with that?
  • Chris99mu
    Chris99mu Posts: 352 Member
    Incredibly low self esteem and a need to be included.

    Oh wait - I thought you were asking why everyone else adds people.
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    pen is.
  • SuperSexyDork
    SuperSexyDork Posts: 1,669 Member
    pen is.

    Wait... you added me and I don't have one... does that mean that you thought I did :laugh:
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    the real reason is that I have a math fetish.

    LMAO.....You don't say? hahahaha
  • MizVandyk
    MizVandyk Posts: 602 Member
    If you're funny or hot and not creepy you can be my friend
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    Because they scare me just a little...
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    I only add insane people, or jerks. Both is preferable.

    hmm
  • tuckerrj
    tuckerrj Posts: 1,453 Member
    Anyone ridiculous enough to send me a friend request. They can always delete me when they find out how boring I am :tongue:
  • Chris99mu
    Chris99mu Posts: 352 Member
    If you're funny or hot and not creepy you can be my friend

    But I'm creepy and I made it in!! SCORE!!!
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
    I only add insane people, or jerks. Both is preferable.

    *raises both hands*

    And now everyone understands why you were the first friend I ever added on this site.
  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
    I only add insane people, or jerks. Both is preferable.

    *raises both hands*

    And now everyone understands why you were the first friend I ever added on this site.

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  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    I haven't added a single friend since I joined MFP, so not a single reason so far.
  • MizVandyk
    MizVandyk Posts: 602 Member
    If you're funny or hot and not creepy you can be my friend

    But I'm creepy and I made it in!! SCORE!!!

    oh I must clarify...if you are a creepy chick you are a win! Only the testosterones cant be creepy!
  • sbbhbm
    sbbhbm Posts: 1,312 Member
    I've started a collection of pics with headless torsos.

    But also I like funny. I also like a mind that resides a little in the vicinity of the gutter. And tattoos.
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    I've started a collection of pics with headless torsos.

    But also I like funny. I also like a mind that resides a little in the vicinity of the gutter. And tattoos.

    I can confirm; I am a headless torso.
  • louiselebeau
    louiselebeau Posts: 220 Member
    Great big giant.....brains
  • 89suburban
    89suburban Posts: 59
    Because they scare me just a little...

    That's hilarious...
  • mrphil86
    mrphil86 Posts: 2,382 Member
    Great big giant.....brains


    Yeah yeah... that's why I do it tooo

    That's it!
  • whiskey_wunderkind
    whiskey_wunderkind Posts: 48
    I've started a collection of pics with headless torsos.

    But also I like funny. I also like a mind that resides a little in the vicinity of the gutter. And tattoos.

    Please feel free to add me to your collection...My mind isn't the only thing in the gutter :wink:
  • sbbhbm
    sbbhbm Posts: 1,312 Member
    I've started a collection of pics with headless torsos.

    But also I like funny. I also like a mind that resides a little in the vicinity of the gutter. And tattoos.

    Please feel free to add me to your collection...My mind isn't the only thing in the gutter :wink:

    Ummm... well whatever other part of you is in the gutter, I hope you wash it before you play with it :laugh:
  • determinedbutlazy
    determinedbutlazy Posts: 1,941 Member
    Knows what they're talking about
    Kick *kitten* attitude
    Mutual hobbies
    Awesome userpic/ticker image
    Also, boobs.
  • cindyhoney2
    cindyhoney2 Posts: 603 Member
    because the sent me a f'n invite...I just can't say no :)

    I will however delete your *kitten* if you don't participate
  • 89suburban
    89suburban Posts: 59
    I have been on mfp for a solid half a day, and no one has sent me a friend add. I am worried that I am not nearly creepy, scary or participatory enough to belong... Haha
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    I have been on mfp for a solid half a day, and no one has sent me a friend add. I am worried that I am not nearly creepy, scary or participatory enough to belong... Haha

    Oh Arthur, I will pop your cherry!
  • Warchortle
    Warchortle Posts: 2,197 Member
    Usually just because of the clothes I wear in my pictures.

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