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Farting... Gross, or Hilarious???

DirtyHammer
DirtyHammer Posts: 91 Member
edited January 19 in Chit-Chat
Working out like a machine causes me to have really bassy flatulence afterwards. Sometimes the wife ROFL's and somtimes she goes apesh!t. Typical, of a moody female I suppose... How do you feel about farts... I know, a-typical question... Sry.
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  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    Totally typical.

    Next time dutch oven her.

    Then she'll watch her mouth.
  • MrsBobaFett
    MrsBobaFett Posts: 802 Member
    Both, I'm usually disgusted but in hysterics at the same time!
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    I think I'm one of the few people who don't think farts are funny.
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Sexy... I wish more women did it.
  • chels0722
    chels0722 Posts: 465 Member
    Pin her down and threaten to fart in her face.
    The truth will come out then.
    Then fart in her face anyway.
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    Working out like a machine causes me to have really bassy flatulence afterwards. Sometimes the wife ROFL's and somtimes she goes apesh!t. Typical, of a moody female I suppose... How do you feel about farts... I know, a-typical question... Sry.

    Bassy flatulence, really?

    It isn't music.
  • toomuchbootyindapants
    toomuchbootyindapants Posts: 811 Member
    dumb thread is dumb.
  • 5ftnFun
    5ftnFun Posts: 948 Member
    Depends on how much it smells :laugh: :sick:
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    well, when I do it, it feels great.....\m/
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
    Gross when you do it, funny when I do it.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Gross when you do it, funny when I do it.

    I had my mouth open and everything!:angry:
  • TheSwoleMinister_deleted
    TheSwoleMinister_deleted Posts: 540 Member
    Gross when you do it, funny when I do it.

    This.
  • DirtyHammer
    DirtyHammer Posts: 91 Member
    Dutch Oven. I'm on board.. She goes for the jewls tho. So maybe when she's asleep. Then I can blame it on the dog..
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    The average person releases flatulence at least 14X a day...
  • milf_n_cookies
    milf_n_cookies Posts: 2,244 Member
    I live with 5 boys and a dog, I am so over farts and fart jokes.
  • SquidandWhale
    SquidandWhale Posts: 259
    14 times a day?! That seems really high...

    It really just depends on how much it stinks. I was once dutch ovened and it smelled so badly I puked.
  • DirtyHammer
    DirtyHammer Posts: 91 Member
    Never have vomited from anal relase. On my bucket list...
  • SweetestLibby
    SweetestLibby Posts: 607 Member
    neither, my general attitude is - meh
  • n2thenight24
    n2thenight24 Posts: 1,651 Member
    Hilarious when I do it, gross when you do.
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    Gross when you do it, funny when I do it.

    pretty much.
  • JeneticTraining
    JeneticTraining Posts: 663 Member
    Hilarious when it makes a funny noise.
    Grotesque when it's a stank asssss one.
  • SquidandWhale
    SquidandWhale Posts: 259
    Never have vomited from anal relase. On my bucket list...

    It was like getting blasted by a skunk while in an enclosed space. Really, really, horrible.
  • DirtyHammer
    DirtyHammer Posts: 91 Member
    Never have vomited from anal relase. On my bucket list...

    It was like getting blasted by a skunk while in an enclosed space. Really, really, horrible.

    Soo much humor there. See, it is funny. :laugh:
  • tatd_820
    tatd_820 Posts: 573 Member
    I think farts are funny, most of the time. Now, when done repeatedly, over and over, not funny! There comes a point when enough is enough! So fart once and twice, that's funny. More than that is too much. Love giving a dutch oven......receiving them, thanks, but NO!

    How about dog farts? I have 2 boxers who are on the most expensive dog food ever and they fart all.day.long. They STINK!
  • JustCallMe_Tanya_Eh
    JustCallMe_Tanya_Eh Posts: 954 Member
    Women don't fart...
  • iiijeniii
    iiijeniii Posts: 82 Member
    Women don't fart...

    We *poof*

    Farts are funny. Always.
  • xxghost
    xxghost Posts: 4,697 Member
    Gross.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Gross now if she was a smart woman she would fight fire with fire and queef a few good ones at you.

    LOL and the best would be when it's that time of the month...hahahaha you'd have red splatter paint.
  • Lifting_Knitter
    Lifting_Knitter Posts: 1,025 Member
    They are hilarious unless they wake me up at night...then I am mad. :mad:
  • HiKaren
    HiKaren Posts: 1,306 Member
    Hilarious! As long as you don't **** in your pants. :laugh:
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