Farting... Gross, or Hilarious???

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DirtyHammer
DirtyHammer Posts: 91 Member
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Working out like a machine causes me to have really bassy flatulence afterwards. Sometimes the wife ROFL's and somtimes she goes apesh!t. Typical, of a moody female I suppose... How do you feel about farts... I know, a-typical question... Sry.
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  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
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    Totally typical.

    Next time dutch oven her.

    Then she'll watch her mouth.
  • MrsBobaFett
    MrsBobaFett Posts: 802 Member
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    Both, I'm usually disgusted but in hysterics at the same time!
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
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    I think I'm one of the few people who don't think farts are funny.
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
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    Sexy... I wish more women did it.
  • chels0722
    chels0722 Posts: 465 Member
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    Pin her down and threaten to fart in her face.
    The truth will come out then.
    Then fart in her face anyway.
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
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    Working out like a machine causes me to have really bassy flatulence afterwards. Sometimes the wife ROFL's and somtimes she goes apesh!t. Typical, of a moody female I suppose... How do you feel about farts... I know, a-typical question... Sry.

    Bassy flatulence, really?

    It isn't music.
  • toomuchbootyindapants
    toomuchbootyindapants Posts: 811 Member
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    dumb thread is dumb.
  • 5ftnFun
    5ftnFun Posts: 948 Member
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    Depends on how much it smells :laugh: :sick:
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,291 Member
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    well, when I do it, it feels great.....\m/
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
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    Gross when you do it, funny when I do it.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    Gross when you do it, funny when I do it.

    I had my mouth open and everything!:angry:
  • TheSwoleMinister_deleted
    TheSwoleMinister_deleted Posts: 540 Member
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    Gross when you do it, funny when I do it.

    This.
  • DirtyHammer
    DirtyHammer Posts: 91 Member
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    Dutch Oven. I'm on board.. She goes for the jewls tho. So maybe when she's asleep. Then I can blame it on the dog..
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    The average person releases flatulence at least 14X a day...
  • milf_n_cookies
    milf_n_cookies Posts: 2,244 Member
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    I live with 5 boys and a dog, I am so over farts and fart jokes.
  • SquidandWhale
    SquidandWhale Posts: 259
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    14 times a day?! That seems really high...

    It really just depends on how much it stinks. I was once dutch ovened and it smelled so badly I puked.
  • DirtyHammer
    DirtyHammer Posts: 91 Member
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    Never have vomited from anal relase. On my bucket list...
  • SweetestLibby
    SweetestLibby Posts: 607 Member
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    neither, my general attitude is - meh
  • n2thenight24
    n2thenight24 Posts: 1,651 Member
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    Hilarious when I do it, gross when you do.
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
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    Gross when you do it, funny when I do it.

    pretty much.

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