Differences between Males and Females

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  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    How about men are whinny and whimpy when they are sick!
    Women are not!!!

    Or a man can't think without a women around!

    Women can find their stuff...men well.....they have to ask their women.

    And only a man would come up with a blog like this!!!

    :-)

    Oh this'll be fun!

    How about men can't fold laundry!

    Men can't make erratic emotional decisions and then blame it on hormones!

    Men can't go to the gym and then come home and post a thread about how some other dude looked better than him!
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
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  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    Most woman have a vagina

    Most men have a penis

    Some person are born with both genders

    Some are born feeling like they should be the other sex.

    It is quite complicated and wonderful.
  • Admiral_Derp
    Admiral_Derp Posts: 866 Member
    How about men are whinny and whimpy when they are sick!
    Women are not!!!

    Or a man can't think without a women around!

    Women can find their stuff...men well.....they have to ask their women.

    And only a man would come up with a blog like this!!!

    :-)

    Oh this'll be fun!

    How about men can't fold laundry!

    Men can't make erratic emotional decisions and then blame it on hormones!

    Men can't go to the gym and then come home and post a thread about how some other dude looked better than him!

    Oops. I wish they would put stuff like this in the newsletter bro. I've been doing all three for WAY too long!
  • kaylaandthestarcatcher
    kaylaandthestarcatcher Posts: 836
    Hey, guys, let's just all stop genderalizing now, huh?

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  • Oishii
    Oishii Posts: 2,675 Member
    Males look in the mirror and suck there gut in!

    Females look in the mirror and push there gut out!

    What on earth are you insinuating? That all women want something to whinge about so pretend in the mirror that they're fat?

    For me, normal mirror pose: tuck bottom under, pull tummy in, as I was taught at ballet as a child. Then release pose and giggle at difference.

    As for differences between women and men (research findings):

    Most women do better navigating in a male way (via a map) than men do navigating a female way (via landmarks).

    The average woman has better hearing than the average man.
  • Oishii
    Oishii Posts: 2,675 Member
    And the structure of our eyes is different, so men spot movement better and women see in the dark better.
  • foxro
    foxro Posts: 793 Member
    Men want their boobs to be smaller
    Women want their boobs to be bigger

    just a guess ok
  • ArchangelMJ
    ArchangelMJ Posts: 308 Member
    Women want their boobs to be bigger

    NOOOO! No, no, no, no, no....no.
  • VpinkLotus
    VpinkLotus Posts: 849 Member
    When men says a woman is "sexy" they mean Tand A.
    When women says a man is "sexy" they are refering to the way a man makes them feel when they are around him.
  • 5ftnFun
    5ftnFun Posts: 948 Member
    I've seen too many male babies & tots who have the longest, prettiest eyelashes that should be on the girls. So unfair.
  • chessgeekdavidb
    chessgeekdavidb Posts: 208 Member
    Boys have a penis girls have a vagina


    The little boy whipped out his unit and proudly said to the little girl, "Betcha haven't got one of these!"
    She smugly replied, "No, but I've got one of these and with one of these I can get all of those I want."
  • pudadough
    pudadough Posts: 1,271 Member
    Males can drive

    Females Can't.

    ....too soon?


    Cool story, bro.
    Enjoy paying a higher car insurance premium than me. Statistics: they don't lie.
  • j75j75
    j75j75 Posts: 854 Member
    That was me as a baby...actually it still is. My sisters are jealous :laugh: :laugh:
    I've seen too many male babies & tots who have the longest, prettiest eyelashes that should be on the girls. So unfair.
  • Silver_Star
    Silver_Star Posts: 1,351 Member
    by pushing our gut out did you mean...when we get pregnant?:ohwell: :indifferent:
  • confab151
    confab151 Posts: 299 Member
    Soooo not commenting on this one.... Oh wait, I just did.

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