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MAYONNAISESANDWICH
MAYONNAISESANDWICH Posts: 33
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Hello, I am from Houston Texas. I am cool. I do not discriminate. I do not have a religion. I am a sandwich...made of mayonaisse. Miracle-Whip is a *kitten* creation and I will have no part in that life!! Please add me so I can lose some poundage! P.S. Death to Miracle Whip
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  • tatd_820
    tatd_820 Posts: 573 Member
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    LMAO! Love this post. I'm from HOUSTON too! Whoop Whoop! Well, Pasadena actually. And miracle whip...hells NO! Gotta have the Helman's! Where at in HTown are ya?
  • Jen9239
    Jen9239 Posts: 70 Member
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    I'm from Houston and I have to admit I LOVE MIRACLE WHIP but have traded it in for mustard :)
  • MAYONNAISESANDWICH
    MAYONNAISESANDWICH Posts: 33
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    Mustard is an okay people, I accept them as an equal.
  • cam3502
    cam3502 Posts: 12
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    I'm in North Houston... please don't shoot me but I don't like either one! I'm a mustard kind of girl... :)
  • rlovertonjr
    rlovertonjr Posts: 8
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    Well not from Houston but close enough in Tomball, make it Jack Daniels Honey Dijon Mustard and you got a deal..
  • aaronlawrenc
    aaronlawrenc Posts: 666 Member
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    She so sad that shes killing you


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  • MAYONNAISESANDWICH
    MAYONNAISESANDWICH Posts: 33
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  • Calliope610
    Calliope610 Posts: 3,775 Member
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    Houston here, actually Clear Lake City. Mayo ROCKS!
  • MidwestAngel
    MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
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    Interesting...
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
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    Interesting...

    Don't lie....
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
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    The majority of the people who have responded:


    "I'm in Houston. And by Houston I mean a city that's not called Houston."


    HAI GUIZE. I'M FROM DALLAS, AND BY DALLAS I MEAN MONTANA.
  • MidwestAngel
    MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
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    Interesting...

    Don't lie....
    Would bang
  • socrates02
    socrates02 Posts: 143 Member
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    that is the funny thing i have seen all day:laugh:
  • socrates02
    socrates02 Posts: 143 Member
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  • PamelaGatorMom
    PamelaGatorMom Posts: 348 Member
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    I'm from Houston...well just south of it any ways :laugh:
    I too :heart: MAYO!!
  • MAYONNAISESANDWICH
    MAYONNAISESANDWICH Posts: 33
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    Fat AMy's Face. GNarkill

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  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
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    I've been to Houston! That counts as being from there, right?
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
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    Interesting...

    Don't lie....
    Would bang

    9/10
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
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    HAI GUIZE. I'M FROM DALLAS, AND BY DALLAS I MEAN MONTANA.

    you've used that line before...get a new dress.
  • MidwestAngel
    MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
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    Interesting...

    Don't lie....
    Would bang

    9/10
    ONS x 365

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