The Worst Meal, That You Would Enjoy The Most

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  • mumtoonegirl
    mumtoonegirl Posts: 586 Member
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    in Toronto a bar called Sneeky Dee's has the Kings Crown nachos.... when visiting friends or my sister my DH and I would split it. I swear it had at last 5000 calories in it.
  • lizzzylou
    lizzzylou Posts: 325
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    This really makes me hungry

    Agreed! I know I need to avoid these threads b/c I get cravings like crazy but I never seem to be able too :)
  • kristendube
    kristendube Posts: 37
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    Large McDonald's Coke (it has crack in it, I assure you) with ice

    i agree...lol
  • bermudamel
    bermudamel Posts: 212
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    I'd make myself very sick eating all this but:

    volcano nachos from Margaritaville with extra cheese
    Sage fried chicken and waffles with extra bacon
    a bowl of my mother in laws mac and cheese, cuz she makes the best one I've ever had
    a carton of ben and jerry's cherry garcia over top a hot brownie and marshmallow topping
  • mrsfoster102613
    mrsfoster102613 Posts: 126 Member
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    My Aunt's BBQ shrimp with a loaf of real New Orleans french bread. This may be the only thing I would break my gluten taboo for.

    This, BTW, is BBQ shrimp. There is no barbecuing involved in it's preparation.
    https://www.google.com/search?q=new+orleans+bbq+shrimp&hl=en&newwindow=1&client=ubuntu&hs=Nnx&channel=fs&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=cLpVUZzcOeXX0gHfw4G4Ag&sqi=2&ved=0CFIQsAQ&biw=1493&bih=937

    Followed by an Oreo milkshake from a 50's type diner where they give you the glass of milkshake and the metal cup that it was mixed in with the leftovers in it.

    I can pass on the milkshake, but I would love some New Orlean's style BBQ shrimp. One of my favorites when it's done right!
  • xXxHBICxXx
    xXxHBICxXx Posts: 370 Member
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    ... One of everything you all said. And thanks for making me hungry :indifferent:
  • lilawolf
    lilawolf Posts: 1,690 Member
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    Buffalo wild wings bbq boneless wings with red lobster cheddar biscuits with a pisco sour, chicken garlic pizza with a glass of wine, and a timber joey milkshake. Not sure I could actually finish all of this in one sitting but it woud be:

    5 wings, Calories: 510, Fat: 26g, Carbs: 13g, Protein: 19g
    1 biscuit Calories: 150, Fat: 8g, Carbs: 16g, Protein: 3g
    Pisco sour Calories: 326, Fat: 0g, Carbs: 29g, Protein: 1g
    1/4 large pizza: Calories: 725, Fat: 30g, Carbs: 68g, Protein: 40g
    8oz red wine Calories: 176, Fat: 0g, Carbs: 4g, Protein: 0g
    Timber Joey Regular Calories: 980, Fat: 40g, Carbs: 144g, Protein: 15g

    For a grand total of
    Calories: 2866, Fat: 104g, Carbs: 274g, Protein: 78g

    Yuck! I am always shocked at just how bad that shake is...
  • bekah818
    bekah818 Posts: 179 Member
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    :tongue: :tongue: A bacon cheeseburger with sweet potatoe fries!!!!


    Or like 4 pizza slices!!
  • devan44
    devan44 Posts: 130
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    A whole bucket of original recipe Kentucky Fried Chicken. If I'm going to be bad, this stuff is the worst. :-)

    Hell yeah! I love this stuff so very much! I'd have to have some beer to wash it down though. And some of the new mega stuffed oreos - yes I said mega and the are so amazingly delcious with a big cup of whole milk :heart: :heart:
  • aimee8905
    aimee8905 Posts: 3
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    Omg. Velveeta macaroni and cheese and a plate of chicken wings.
  • alphal0b0
    alphal0b0 Posts: 125 Member
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    A visit to my favorite Chinese Food Buffet would do nicely.

    First plate entirely devoted to just General Tso's Chicken with some white rice and perhaps one or two broccoli florets (just for color) :tongue:

    Second plate would entail some Sesame seed chicken again with some white rice.. (no broccoli .. it had it's chance at my presence on the first plate)

    Third plate would be mix and match as to not make the other type of foods jealous or unwanted :wink:

    Washed down with some pepto :laugh:
  • kebbie2012
    kebbie2012 Posts: 5 Member
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    This post is food porn at its finest! Id have a bacon cheeseburger w/ everything but tomatoes. Extra mayo on the side for hot handcut salted fries. Triple thick chocolate shake. And a cob salad with extra dressing and bacon. And sweet tea. And pecan pie.

    Sometimes I really miss food.
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,049 Member
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    STUFFED pizza form Ginos east here in Chicago. I would max out 3 slices with pepperoni, sausage, green peppers mushrooms and onions!! and wash it down with 2 pitchers of beer!!!!!!!!!!! :bigsmile:
    It's like a 1000 calories a slice!!
  • Acg67
    Acg67 Posts: 12,142 Member
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    lol such small meals
  • lewcompton
    lewcompton Posts: 881 Member
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    Death Row Final Curtain call for each meal that day...

    Breakfast: Captain Crunch with crunch berries and vanilla Quik; egg, chorizo, queso fresco, and hash brown mini chimichangas (3) with Dave's Private Reserve hot sauce; Eggs Benedict with hollandaise; 2 Belgian Waffles with real maple syrup and honey butter; 4 buttermilk biscuits with pork sausage gravy and 4 sausage patties; 16 ounce Porterhouse steak with 3 sunnyside up eggs served with 2 slices (4 triangles) white toast with butter; and bread pudding with bourbon caramel sauce.

    Lunch: new england style clam chowder with fried potato wedges; fried mozzarella sticks and chicken strips with marinara sauce and ranch dressing; 2 tacos dorados with lard refried beans, Monterey jack cheese, and Dave's Private Reserve hot sauce; empanada de pino with aji sauce; spaghetti with meatballs; ground chuck and veal hamburger on kaiser roll, bacon, Roquefort cheese, fried onion rings, garlic aioli sauce served with fried steak fries and ketchup; and Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey ice cream with Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

    Dinner: San Francisco style cioppino with Boudin bread bowl; my mom's duck terrine with aspic; fried calamari rings and shrimp with cocktail sauce; pesto coated gnocchi; Tournedos Rossini with Broglie sauce and twice baked potatoes with gruyere cheese and Black Forest ham; Beef Wellington with Yorkshire puddings and Madeira sauce; and my wife's cheesecake blondie with pistachio nut ice cream, butterscotch sauce and whipped cream.

    That's just me though... and why I got to 425 pounds.
  • LavenderBouquet
    LavenderBouquet Posts: 736 Member
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    Big Mac combo with extra pickles, fries and ketchup, and a coke. Mmm..:love:
  • fitgal05
    fitgal05 Posts: 149
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    Alcohol....lots of alcohol! just kidding

    I'd get the biggest plate of pasta filled with shrimp and veggies in a garlic wine sauce. I could probably have that now, but I want a huge service of it. Or just plain pasta with meatballs.
  • fitgal05
    fitgal05 Posts: 149
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    Death Row Final Curtain call for each meal that day...

    Breakfast: Captain Crunch with crunch berries and vanilla Quik; egg, chorizo, queso fresco, and hash brown mini chimichangas (3) with Dave's Private Reserve hot sauce; Eggs Benedict with hollandaise; 2 Belgian Waffles with real maple syrup and honey butter; 4 buttermilk biscuits with pork sausage gravy and 4 sausage patties; 16 ounce Porterhouse steak with 3 sunnyside up eggs served with 2 slices (4 triangles) white toast with butter; and bread pudding with bourbon caramel sauce.

    Lunch: new england style clam chowder with fried potato wedges; fried mozzarella sticks and chicken strips with marinara sauce and ranch dressing; 2 tacos dorados with lard refried beans, Monterey jack cheese, and Dave's Private Reserve hot sauce; empanada de pino with aji sauce; spaghetti with meatballs; ground chuck and veal hamburger, bacon, Roquefort cheese, fried onion rings, garlic aioli sauce served with fried steak fries and ketchup; and Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey ice cream with Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

    Dinner: San Francisco style cioppino with Boudin bread bowl; my mom's duck terrine with aspic; fried calamari rings and shrimp with cocktail sauce; pesto coated gnocchi; Tournedos Rossini with Broglie sauce and twice baked potatoes with gruyere cheese and Black Forest ham; Beef Wellington with Yorkshire puddings and Madeira sauce; and my wife's cheesecake blondie with pistachio nut ice cream, butterscotch sauce and whipped cream.

    That's just me though... and why I got to 425 pounds.

    This is pretty epic!
  • fuzzieme
    fuzzieme Posts: 454 Member
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    STUFFED pizza form Ginos east here in Chicago. I would max out 3 slices with pepperoni, sausage, green peppers mushrooms and onions!! and wash it down with 2 pitchers of beer!!!!!!!!!!! :bigsmile:
    It's like a 1000 calories a slice!!


    1000 CALORIES A SLICE?! How big is the slice?
  • bcattoes
    bcattoes Posts: 17,299 Member
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    Ceasar salad, couple racks of baby back ribs, homemade baked macaroni and cheese, bottle of red, cheesecake w/ fresh strawberries for dessert.

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