The two types of cats

Dark_Roast
Dark_Roast Posts: 17,689 Member
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What is with all the cat fanatics out there?

In my opinion, there are only two types of cats - I can haz cheezburger cats and grumpy cats. That is all. My cat is allowed in my home solely because she amuses me. I push her off of furniture and she terrorizes the dogs. Both of these activities provide me with lulz. Which is all a cat is good for.

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  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    My cat is the child of an I can haz cheezburger cat and a grumpy cat.
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    Two of mine are puppy-cats that act more like dogs.

    At least more like dogs than my dog does.
  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member
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    Lulz or cuddlz.
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    I just recently got my first cat ever. How do I know if he's a grumpy cat or a cheezburger cat?
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    I just recently got my first cat ever. How do I know if he's a grumpy cat or a cheezburger cat?

    Grumpy cats cease being grumpy if given cheeseburgers.

    Edit: I've found the same is true of grumpy husbands.
  • Dark_Roast
    Dark_Roast Posts: 17,689 Member
    Does he piss you off or make you laugh?
  • Dark_Roast
    Dark_Roast Posts: 17,689 Member
    My cat is the child of an I can haz cheezburger cat and a grumpy cat.

    Blasphemy!
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    My cat is the child of an I can haz cheezburger cat and a grumpy cat.

    Blasphemy!
    No, his name is Hank. I figured it would be too hard for him to spell Blasphemy!
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    Does he piss you off or make you laugh?

    Mostly he makes me laugh, but the ammonia smell from his low-carb diet is starting to piss me off a little.
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    Your statement is factually inaccurate:
    The IPCBA (International Progressive Cat Breeders Alliance) recognizes 73 feline breeds, while the more conservative CFA (Cat Fanciers' Association) gives the nod to only 41. Developing and registering a new breed of cats is a long, involved progress, and not every attempt is successful. For example, the CFA steadfastly refused to admit cats bred from "wild stock," such as the Bengal, or the Savannah, although these breeds are both accepted by TICA and IPCBA.
  • Iron_Feline
    Iron_Feline Posts: 10,750 Member
    Your statement is factually inaccurate:
    The IPCBA (International Progressive Cat Breeders Alliance) recognizes 73 feline breeds, while the more conservative CFA (Cat Fanciers' Association) gives the nod to only 41. Developing and registering a new breed of cats is a long, involved progress, and not every attempt is successful. For example, the CFA steadfastly refused to admit cats bred from "wild stock," such as the Bengal, or the Savannah, although these breeds are both accepted by TICA and IPCBA.

    WOW rude much :noway: if you don't have anything nice to say....., the op was only expressing her opinion, no need to be such a hater. :huh:
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    Your statement is factually inaccurate:
    The IPCBA (International Progressive Cat Breeders Alliance) recognizes 73 feline breeds, while the more conservative CFA (Cat Fanciers' Association) gives the nod to only 41. Developing and registering a new breed of cats is a long, involved progress, and not every attempt is successful. For example, the CFA steadfastly refused to admit cats bred from "wild stock," such as the Bengal, or the Savannah, although these breeds are both accepted by TICA and IPCBA.

    WOW rude much :noway: if you don't have anything nice to say....., the op was only expressing her opinion, no need to be such a hater. :huh:

    I swear, some people on this SUPPORT SITE act like 12 year old boys.
  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
    My cat is the child of an I can haz cheezburger cat and a grumpy cat.

    blasphemy
  • ZoeLifts
    ZoeLifts Posts: 10,347 Member
    Where can I get one of these "I can haz cheezburger" cats? Do they actually make and give me cheeseburgers?
  • KatLifter
    KatLifter Posts: 1,314 Member
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    I don't know, I have a PIRATE cat. Breed #3?
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,458 Member
    I think you're forgetting the "Doesn't have a brain in its tiny little head" type of cat.



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  • Dark_Roast
    Dark_Roast Posts: 17,689 Member
    Where can I get one of these "I can haz cheezburger" cats? Do they actually make and give me cheeseburgers?

    Only if they are paleo
  • Iron_Feline
    Iron_Feline Posts: 10,750 Member
    Where can I get one of these "I can haz cheezburger" cats? Do they actually make and give me cheeseburgers?

    You can get them from Amazon, but they are very expensive and the cheeseburgers get boring after a while. :noway:

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