Has anyone ever put their cat on a cleanse?

ImtheOnethatsCool
ImtheOnethatsCool Posts: 212 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
My cat has been throwing up a lot of hairballs lately - way more than normal. I'm thinking of putting him on a cleanse to get the toxins out of his system. I've heard a lot on here about the Master Clease, but I don't know if I can convince my cat to drink something with cayenne in it? Maybe if I replace the maple syrup with tuna water? Would that make it ineffective? Also - I may have to make him a completely outdoor cat during this process, because I don't want a lot of loose kitty poo in the house.

Does anyone have any experience with this? I would really appreciate your input. No haters, please - my cat needs help.
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  • Iron_Feline
    Iron_Feline Posts: 10,750 Member
    The only thing you need to remember is that it is Grade B maple syrup, lemon juice, cayenne and salt. If you use regular maple syrup your cat won't get enough nutrients
  • LoggingForLife
    LoggingForLife Posts: 504 Member
    I would try brushing him first!:wink:
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    do toxins stick to furballs?
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    Canned tuna is not acceptable for a cleanse. There are toxins in it from the can. You have to get fresh tuna and juice it.
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
    Have fun getting your face ripped off.
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    do toxins stick to furballs?

    I'm pretty sure the furballs are how cats eliminate toxins. But since so much cat food is processed now you can't assume that your cat is going to be able to eliminate the toxins without help from you.
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    Have fun getting your face ripped off.

    That's not very supportive of the OP's cat's journey.
  • Dark_Roast
    Dark_Roast Posts: 17,689 Member
    I'm pretty sure you would have to keep him outside, cleanses really create some poo. Could you imagine the smell?
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    I thought furballs were a cat's natural way of getting rid of toxins?
  • ihad
    ihad Posts: 7,463 Member
    Have fun getting your face ripped off.

    That's not very supportive of the OP's cat's journey.

    Sometimes people are so mean. I love that you are trying to do what's best for your cat, backed by thoughtful research.
  • Lindsay_1984
    Lindsay_1984 Posts: 85 Member
    If you are concerned, please take your cat to the vet first.

    Please don't try putting your cat on a detox diet like the master cleanse unless the vet says it is okay. I have been on the master cleanse and cannot imagine it would be good for a cat.
  • sandradev1
    sandradev1 Posts: 786 Member
    I dropped mine in a bath of water once...................does that count? :laugh:
  • magerum
    magerum Posts: 12,589 Member
    In to follow. I desperately need to do something for poor Jabba <----
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
    Hairballs are Nature's way of saying, "Shave me!" Egyptian cats never had such disgusting problems.
  • ImtheOnethatsCool
    ImtheOnethatsCool Posts: 212 Member
    do toxins stick to furballs?

    I thought the toxins were *causing* the furballs.
  • ImtheOnethatsCool
    ImtheOnethatsCool Posts: 212 Member
    Have fun getting your face ripped off.

    OMG - WHY IS EVERYONE SO MEAN ON THIS SITE?
  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
    If you are concerned, please take your cat to the vet first.

    Please don't try putting your cat on a detox diet like the master cleanse unless the vet says it is okay. I have been on the master cleanse and cannot imagine it would be good for a cat.

    I can't imagine it's good for people, either. But whatever...
  • quirkytizzy
    quirkytizzy Posts: 4,052 Member
    My cat sometimes goes on a vomit binge. Wet catfood so the cat can easily keep it down. I suggest milk if the water isn't staying down, either - though that might not be good either. Putting out ice cold water is sometimes more refreshing for a cat.

    Cleanses are not nesscary. They are overpriced and will make your wallet, not your cat, lighter.
  • iceey
    iceey Posts: 354 Member
    Have you considered that the purging as a body image issue and your cat is actually bulimic? Then a cleanse would be the wrong approach. Consult a cat shrink before commencing any cleanse.
  • ImtheOnethatsCool
    ImtheOnethatsCool Posts: 212 Member
    Have you considered that the purging as a body image issue and your cat is actually bulimic? Then a cleanse would be the wrong approach. Consult a cat shrink before commencing any cleanse.

    OMG - I never thought of that. :noway:
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    You have to use grade B tuna juice. It has more dolphin parts in it. That's the real secret to the cleanse but they couldn't just sell canned dolphin at the store.
  • LoraF83
    LoraF83 Posts: 15,694 Member
    Have you considered that the purging as a body image issue and your cat is actually bulimic? Then a cleanse would be the wrong approach. Consult a cat shrink before commencing any cleanse.

    OMG - I never thought of that. :noway:

    So those cat food companies that offer hairball forumlas are just making money off of these poor cats and their eating disorders? So sad.
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,458 Member
    Cats don't like citrus and probably won't even sniff that concoction.


    How about a coffee enema? It might keep him from sleeping all day, too. It's so annoying that they want to sleep when I want them to be awake.
  • ImtheOnethatsCool
    ImtheOnethatsCool Posts: 212 Member
    Cats don't like citrus and probably won't even sniff that concoction.


    How about a coffee enema? It might keep him from sleeping all day, too. It's so annoying that they want to sleep when I want them to be awake.

    I might need help with that - that will be tricky...
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,458 Member
    Cats don't like citrus and probably won't even sniff that concoction.


    How about a coffee enema? It might keep him from sleeping all day, too. It's so annoying that they want to sleep when I want them to be awake.

    I might need help with that - that will be tricky...

    Step #4 Avoid pointy end of cat. If there is one.
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    I would try brushing him first!:wink:
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  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
    Cats don't like citrus and probably won't even sniff that concoction.


    How about a coffee enema? It might keep him from sleeping all day, too. It's so annoying that they want to sleep when I want them to be awake.

    I might need help with that - that will be tricky...

    Step #4 Avoid pointy end of cat. If there is one.

    Cats have a pointy end?
  • ZoeLifts
    ZoeLifts Posts: 10,347 Member

    Cats have a pointy end?

    Yes, they do:

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  • magerum
    magerum Posts: 12,589 Member
    Cat Master Cleanse.

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  • catmaster
    catmaster Posts: 34 MFP Moderator
    Is this safe? Looking for advice.
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