best cleanse ever!!! You HAVE to try this!

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1223345
1223345 Posts: 1,386 Member
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Okay, so I found this really awesome cleanse and it worked so well I just have to share it! Here is what you do:
1) get naked
2) turn on shower and get in
3) get all lathery all over and rinse well
4) TADAAAAAA! You have just successfully completed Mallory Knox's super dooper master cleanse!
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  • iceey
    iceey Posts: 354 Member
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    Your instructions were unclear. Is this a one time cleanse that is done daily for a week and just to kick start my health and then that's it or does this have to be done every day for the rest of my life? I am not sure that it is a healthy cleanse to do for extended periods of time and I'm questioning your bro science.

    Please back up with science.
  • eggsmilkbread
    eggsmilkbread Posts: 184 Member
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    Lather with what? It must be that super rare skinnyosis tree sap body wash right? Or pure lye? Please tell us!!
  • Keto_T
    Keto_T Posts: 673 Member
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    My hair takes forever to dry. I think I'll just spray more perfume.
  • jriehl08
    jriehl08 Posts: 157 Member
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    Can I do this with my cloths on as I don't like seeing myself in the mirror?
  • quirkytizzy
    quirkytizzy Posts: 4,052 Member
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    Like. :laugh:
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
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    Sorry, I am a never nude.
  • CristinaL1983
    CristinaL1983 Posts: 1,119 Member
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    Instructions not clear. Still have hairy legs...
  • LifeJacketWaterJogger
    LifeJacketWaterJogger Posts: 231
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    Best cleanse I ever had, just tried it..you was so right, Dr Oz will put a most wanted bounty on you, he will be so jealous..
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
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    I like bubbles
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
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    When do you stick the shower hose up your butt for the enema cleanse?
  • broscientist
    broscientist Posts: 102 Member
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    Pics please
  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
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    I heard this on Doctor Oz. Really works! I lost 100lbs in exactly 3 days
  • skinnydreams19
    skinnydreams19 Posts: 282 Member
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    Oh my gosh, all the skinny girls do this AND Dr. Oz himself does it! Who do I pay $200/mth to so that I can do the cleanse, too??
  • skinnydreams19
    skinnydreams19 Posts: 282 Member
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    Sorry, I am a never nude.
    This. ROFL.
  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
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    Instructions not clear. Still have hairy legs...

    :laugh:
  • 1223345
    1223345 Posts: 1,386 Member
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    When do you stick the shower hose up your butt for the enema cleanse?

    BWAHaha! That's only for advanced cleansers!
  • NewCaddy
    NewCaddy Posts: 845 Member
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    It works better with two people in the shower. :devil:
  • 1223345
    1223345 Posts: 1,386 Member
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    You know, I hear that lathering with butter will cleanse the butt extra well, or thyme tea will help the thighs shed cellulite! :tongue:
  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
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    Just make sure you don't use this kind of shampoo - it drips down your body and *ADDS VOLUME*

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