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MinimalistShoeAddict
MinimalistShoeAddict Posts: 1,946 Member
edited January 19 in Chit-Chat
Anyone tried this program? I would not call it a fad diet. Although the results are temporary, they can last quite a long time!

For the hair style I am proposing I see no reason why it should cost more than $10 for a clean shave. When Marge Simpson tried it she lost over 4.5 kilograms (10 pounds)! Quit the fad diets and get a hair cut!

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After:
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  • Cait_Sidhe
    Cait_Sidhe Posts: 3,150 Member
    My hair is super thin and fine. This would never work for me. I'm such a special unique snowflake!
  • MinimalistShoeAddict
    MinimalistShoeAddict Posts: 1,946 Member
    My hair is super thin and fine. This would never work for me. I'm such a special unique snowflake!

    Unfortunately this diet favors those such as Marge Simpson who have a lot of hair to start with. Although my hair is very thick, it is also short so my haircut weight loss potential is limited at the moment.
  • MinimalistShoeAddict
    MinimalistShoeAddict Posts: 1,946 Member
    Anyone else really motivated to get a haircut after seeing this thread?
  • MinimalistShoeAddict
    MinimalistShoeAddict Posts: 1,946 Member
    I tried this weight loss method on Monday. Let me tell you it really works!
  • MinimalistShoeAddict
    MinimalistShoeAddict Posts: 1,946 Member
    Today MFP told me

    "If every day were like today... You'd weigh xxx kg in 5 weeks"

    I think its time to get a haircut as a counterbalance to the impact of my diet today!
  • GiddyupTim
    GiddyupTim Posts: 2,819 Member
    As a bald guy, I absolutely must weight in. This is -- by far -- the dumbest weight loss strategy I have ever heard of.
    If you have hair, flaunt it. Grow it as long as you can. The "cue ball" is not an attractive look.
    That is all.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,345 Member
    Clean the lint and earwax out. Voila!

    A.C.E. Certified Personal/Group FitnessTrainer
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    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • Silver_Star
    Silver_Star Posts: 1,351 Member
    oh no, im doing it wrong.
  • MinimalistShoeAddict
    MinimalistShoeAddict Posts: 1,946 Member
    As a bald guy, I absolutely must weight in. This is -- by far -- the dumbest weight loss strategy I have ever heard of.
    If you have hair, flaunt it. Grow it as long as you can. The "cue ball" is not an attractive look.
    That is all.

    This was meant to be funny not a serious recommendation
  • GiddyupTim
    GiddyupTim Posts: 2,819 Member
    As a bald guy, I absolutely must weight in. This is -- by far -- the dumbest weight loss strategy I have ever heard of.
    If you have hair, flaunt it. Grow it as long as you can. The "cue ball" is not an attractive look.
    That is all.

    This was meant to be funny not a serious recommendation

    Really?
    D'oh!
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