Send your shout outs to CREEPY MFP guys
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Just the Tip. I swear!0
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand...Just the Tip. I swear!
which just goes to show you "context context context". aaaaand..."consider the source". see college did teached me somethin'!0 -
I write them poetry too.
Now I know you are talking about me!0 -
I currently have a creepee vacancy. Please, all interested parties PM me your application.
So does that mean I have been fired? More Salma pics?
You no called no showed. Instafire.0 -
My ears are burning....
No seriously, I was under a co-workers desk trying to look up her skirt and her space heater touched my ears.....I am in pain....
LOL!!!0 -
I currently have a creepee vacancy. Please, all interested parties PM me your application.
So does that mean I have been fired? More Salma pics?
You no called no showed. Instafire.
i totally called, right up on my wall. everyone saw it. ask jbutt and dirt. 0 -
Not a single mention of me... maybe I need to leave and come back 6 or 7 times with slightly different names
I thought your creepiness was just one of those things that was universally known? Kind of like, you KNOW the sun is gonna rise and set?
Let me measure my junk for you....
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this thread is about 5 shades too desperate for me.
Shades of Desperation, a new novel by Baby Diego, explores the depths that are plumbed in the forums at OurHealthyBuds, a well-known calorie counting fitness site.
Watch in awe as our protagonist Daby Biego is crushed under an onslaught of unwanted attention and private messages with photographs of anatomy!
Will this material cause her to lose her job in the tuna mill?? Will her employer think that SHE's the one seeking this grotesque affection?!
And what of her poor crippled husband, Grown-Up-Tiny-Tim? Will he think that she is cheating when he discovers the scads and scads of unsolicited private messages containing horrible, horrible photos?
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You are awesome :laugh:0 -
Dear lady creepers,
I have recieved a couple creeper messages and they were pretty decent. If you want to be in the running for the creeper of the week PM me....
You're doing it wrong.
I only accept female creeper FRs and messages through the back bedroom window. I have to know they really care about creeping.0 -
A "list" thread I finally might (or have) make! :drinker:0
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Not a single mention of me... maybe I need to leave and come back 6 or 7 times with slightly different names
I thought your creepiness was just one of those things that was universally known? Kind of like, you KNOW the sun is gonna rise and set?
Let me measure my junk for you....
Awwwww! Here let me help you with that
This is the official junk measurer. It is easy to insert said item and it measures by *ahem* volume. (It's important to keep a well stocked kitchen with the right tool for any occasion.)0 -
Dam, For those PM'ing I will get back with you after I shower....I promise!0
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a) this is already 9 pages long? i responded on the first page. booyah. *feels proud of self*
b) i've received WAY too many creeper FRs today. le sigh.0 -
a) this is already 9 pages long? i responded on the first page. booyah. *feels proud of self*
b) i've received WAY too many creeper FRs today. le sigh.
Some people have all the luck,,,its not nice to brag,,,
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this thread is about 5 shades too desperate for me.
Shades of Desperation, a new novel by Baby Diego, explores the depths that are plumbed in the forums at OurHealthyBuds, a well-known calorie counting fitness site.
Watch in awe as our protagonist Daby Biego is crushed under an onslaught of unwanted attention and private messages with photographs of anatomy!
Will this material cause her to lose her job in the tuna mill?? Will her employer think that SHE's the one seeking this grotesque affection?!
And what of her poor crippled husband, Grown-Up-Tiny-Tim? Will he think that she is cheating when he discovers the scads and scads of unsolicited private messages containing horrible, horrible photos?
TO FIND OUT! Buy a copy of "Shades of Desperation", now available in paperback at your local book store (and now on Kindle too!)
sounds like a book I would read . . . who plays Baby Biego in the made for tv movie?0 -
sounds like a book I would read . . . who plays Baby Biego in the made for tv movie?
Definitely Martin Lawrence in drag.
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I love *good* creepy.
LOL. That is the basis of sexual harrassement. It actually has to be "UNWNATED" sexual innuendo or advances. The innuendo and advances you want don't count.0 -
So what does one have to do to achieve this exhalted creepy status? I'm up for anything.
i think you may have just ......attained it.
Woohoo! Going on my resume now.0 -
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Chaelaz! You don't say much but when you do, you always encourage my diet by saving me all the calories i end up spitting out all over my computer keyboard laughing at your ish.0 -
Chaelaz! You don't say much but when you do, you always encourage my diet by saving me all the calories i end up spitting out all over my computer keyboard laughing at your ish.
:drinker:
As a people watcher, I see this kind of stuff at the clubs so often. It is a total crack up. 0 -
It's hard to tell the creepy ones here, you can't see them driving in their white windowless van's after all. :grumble: :noway:0
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Wait...someone looking for me?
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hahahaha0 -
It's hard to tell the creepy ones here, you can't see them driving in their white windowless van's after all. :grumble: :noway:
That's a cruel stereotype! By the way, could you tell me if this rag smells like choloroform? Pay no attention to the white, windowless van in the background.0 -
Wait...someone looking for me?
hahahah. adorable. BTW: HI RICARDO! i miss you.0 -
Wait...someone looking for me?
LOL CUTE!0 -
I don't think I have a single creep on my friends' list.
Pretty sure they're all married. :glasses:0 -
Never laughed so hard at a forum topic....best thread ever!!!! :laugh:0
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Never laughed so hard at a forum topic....best thread ever!!!! :laugh:
Same here! Loving this thread! :laugh:0
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