Best MFP Joke EVER

TheFinalThird
TheFinalThird Posts: 315 Member
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I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with the basics.

"How much do you weigh?" she asked.

"175," I said.

The nurse put me on the scale.

The scale said that I weigh 280.

The nurse asked, "Your height?"

"6 foot 3," I said.

The nurse checked and saw that I only measured 5' 7."

She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.

"Of course, it's high!" I screamed, 'When I came in here I was tall and slim! Now I'm short and fat!"

She put me on Prozac.

What a *****.

Replies

  • nancycaregiver
    nancycaregiver Posts: 812 Member
    Enjoy!! :laugh:
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    :laugh:
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    Meh.

    Was hoping for laughter.
  • TheFinalThird
    TheFinalThird Posts: 315 Member
    Meh.

    Was hoping for laughter.


    Look in the mirror.
  • TattednPierced
    TattednPierced Posts: 358
    Meh.

    Was hoping for laughter.


    Look in the mirror.


    damn.jpg
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    Meh.

    Was hoping for laughter.


    Look in the mirror.

    You are correct, my jokes usually make me laugh.
  • michelefrench
    michelefrench Posts: 814 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :bigsmile:
  • links_slayer
    links_slayer Posts: 1,151 Member
    :indifferent:
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    I try to post one on my page daily. Mine are usually lame, but they keep things interesting. :drinker:
  • Arkhos
    Arkhos Posts: 290 Member
    hahaha :laugh: :laugh:
  • itsHealthy
    itsHealthy Posts: 119 Member
    You made me LOL..thanks :happy:
  • cubbies77
    cubbies77 Posts: 607 Member
    Meh.

    Was hoping for laughter.


    Look in the mirror.


    damn.jpg

    The joke made me smile, and then this made me laugh for real. :) That picture is awesome.
  • marciebrian
    marciebrian Posts: 853 Member

    Love it! :laugh:
    I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with the basics.

    "How much do you weigh?" she asked.

    "175," I said.

    The nurse put me on the scale.

    The scale said that I weigh 280.

    The nurse asked, "Your height?"

    "6 foot 3," I said.

    The nurse checked and saw that I only measured 5' 7."

    She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.

    "Of course, it's high!" I screamed, 'When I came in here I was tall and slim! Now I'm short and fat!"

    She put me on Prozac.

    What a *****.
  • jkestens63
    jkestens63 Posts: 1,164 Member
    I like it!! Made me laugh!:laugh: :bigsmile: :smile: :sad:
  • MENichols5
    MENichols5 Posts: 176 Member
    I smiled! :happy:
  • krhn
    krhn Posts: 781 Member
    :wink:
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
    Meh.

    Was hoping for laughter.


    Look in the mirror.

    Awe man.. would have been so much better if you said "Pull down your pants and look in the mirror"
  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
    I laughed.
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    Meh.

    Was hoping for laughter.


    Look in the mirror.

    Awe man.. would have been so much better if you said "Pull down your pants and look in the mirror"

    At least it was better than the joke posted.
  • OldManOfTheSea
    OldManOfTheSea Posts: 33 Member
    Meh.

    Was hoping for laughter.


    Look in the mirror.

    Awe man.. would have been so much better if you said "Pull down your pants and look in the mirror"

    I like the cut of your jib. You sail around the horn and cut him off with your quick wit and savvy humor. I did chuckle at your joke.
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
    I like the cut of your jib. You sail around the horn and cut him off with your quick wit and savvy humor. I did chuckle at your joke.

    :bigsmile:
  • toni_myers0915
    toni_myers0915 Posts: 50 Member
    some people are just grouches:grumble: but idc this made me laugh!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :smile: :laugh: :happy: :drinker:
  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
    Meh.

    Was hoping for laughter.
    It's funny because he's not really tall and thin. He just wants to be.
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    Meh.

    Was hoping for laughter.
    It's funny because he's not really tall and thin. He just wants to be.
    You're *that* guy at parties, aren't you?
  • skinnyforcruise2013
    skinnyforcruise2013 Posts: 74
    :laugh:
  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
    Meh.

    Was hoping for laughter.
    It's funny because he's not really tall and thin. He just wants to be.
    You're *that* guy at parties, aren't you?
    If we are at the same party, and you are pointing at me while saying this, then yes.

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