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If I was a dude...

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  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    OMG the perverts in here....

    Men are more than a piece of meat ya know.
    Hi Taunto.
    Come sit on my lap.
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    This is who I'd want to look like.

    Marcus+Schenkenberg+14.jpg

    But then I'd probably be in love with myself and never leave the house.

    If you were a dude, you'd want to be a chick?
    He's too pretty to be a dude.
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    OMG the perverts in here....

    Men are more than a piece of meat ya know.

    STFU!

    I want to be objectified, used and then tossed! (So far, I'm just getting the tossed part.)
  • Jonette01
    Jonette01 Posts: 38 Member
    If I was a dude...

    I'd play with my "junk" nonstop. Like walking thru the house doing regular stuff... :devil:

    idk... it just looks like it's a fun toy. :blushing:
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    lol no.too small and way too high body fat..bane is a bloated mess. he looked better in warrior. but still not jacked

    Body shaming Tom Hardy.

    :angry:
  • fayeonherway
    fayeonherway Posts: 204
    If I was a dude...

    I'd play with my "junk" nonstop. Like walking thru the house doing regular stuff... :devil:

    idk... it just looks like it's a fun toy. :blushing:

    You win the thread! :laugh:
  • bregalad5
    bregalad5 Posts: 3,965 Member
    If I was a dude...

    I'd play with my "junk" nonstop. Like walking thru the house doing regular stuff... :devil:

    idk... it just looks like it's a fun toy. :blushing:

    Haha that's always the first thing that comes to my mind when I am presented with the question "what if you were a guy...?"
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    If I was a dude...

    I'd play with my "junk" nonstop. Like walking thru the house doing regular stuff... :devil:

    idk... it just looks like it's a fun toy. :blushing:

    Haha that's always the first thing that comes to my mind when I am presented with the question "what if you were a guy...?"

    Don't feel bad. If I was a woman, I'd stay home and fondle myself all day long.
  • Shannonpurple
    Shannonpurple Posts: 268 Member
    If I was a dude.......I would pee everywhere :laugh:
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member

    Don't feel bad. If I was a woman, I'd stay home and fondle myself all day long.

    Men and women aren't so different after all.
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member

    Don't feel bad. If I was a woman, I'd stay home and fondle myself all day long.

    Men and women aren't so different after all.

    Just different pieces in the same puzzle. Care to put it together?
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    If I was a dude.......I would pee everywhere :laugh:

    http://www.go-girl.com/
  • Goddessmaker1
    Goddessmaker1 Posts: 114 Member
    If I were a boy I would be the most bawse like dude out there with mad muscles,a package that makes every one happy and dashing good looks. Basically the perfect 10!
  • MrsBobaFett
    MrsBobaFett Posts: 802 Member
    This is who I'd want to look like.

    Marcus+Schenkenberg+14.jpg

    But then I'd probably be in love with myself and never leave the house.

    So much photoshop :noway:
  • meredith1123
    meredith1123 Posts: 843 Member
    i'm gonna need to watch Bronson......
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    i would WANT to look like Alex O'Laughlin... but if I were a dude... i would look like this:

    orangutan_zps3133b53f.jpg

    covered in ginger fur and masturbating at inappropriate times.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    i would WANT to look like Alex O'Laughlin... but if I were a dude... i would look like this:

    orangutan_zps3133b53f.jpg

    covered in ginger fur and masturbating at inappropriate times.

    We would be twins...
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    hahah Looove Tom Hardy! Saw his junk in Bronson hahah

    *runs off to watch Bronson* :embarassed:

    Me too, and no shame!
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    No I'd want to be diodelcibo he's so much better.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    No I'd want to be diodelcibo he's so much better.

    True :wink:
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