I hate it when....

Tiggerrick
Tiggerrick Posts: 1,078 Member
....I go to the bathroom, see a fellow co-worker in the stall, they come out, acknowledge me, and leave the bathroom... WITHOUT WASHING THEIR HANDS!!!! It's like saying "I touch my penis and/or wipe my butt, and then come shake your hand while smiling at your face". *shivers* :grumble: :explode:

I have to "fist bump" everyone for the rest of the day, and that specific person for as long as I live.

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  • HiKaren
    HiKaren Posts: 1,306 Member
    Yucko..... Yes, and you should flat out tell him, your not shaking is hand with his peeter-pooper germs on them. This is why I don't like to shake hands most of the time. SANITIZE after shaking hands. Arrrgh. Never know what you'll get. Don't touch your eyes or your face. Haaah!
  • HiKaren
    HiKaren Posts: 1,306 Member
    :laugh: Kinda the same theory after eating your spicy salsa... Don't touch your face or your eyes. Wash your hands.
  • EvilDollee
    EvilDollee Posts: 386 Member
    This is where hugging comes in.
  • Momf3boys
    Momf3boys Posts: 1,637 Member
    Yes, that is quite disturbing. I also hate when I'm in a stall and someone insist on standing outside of my stall and try to hold a conversation with me...REALLY...I'm trying to handle my business...can I have a moment, please...
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    We kept a chart of the non hand washers, and everyone was given hand sanitizer for their desk. :laugh:


    Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where Jerry is in a restaurant with a girl and he goes to the bathroom, chef comes out of the stall without washing his hands and says "you're in for a real treat, tonight Ima personally cook you dinner" and then leaves.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    my wife goes to make a milkshake and all these boys show up in our yard \m/
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
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    I was using jackpotclowns computer, you can tell from the auto-complete.
  • IamSheaMc
    IamSheaMc Posts: 1,273 Member
    my wife goes to make a milkshake and all these boys show up in our yard \m/

    Ima need that recipe! :laugh:
  • veddar79
    veddar79 Posts: 205
    I worked with a guy that was guilty of not washing his hands. I called him out and in the the thickest southern accent said, "I keep my d**k clean boy."
  • 2credneck208
    2credneck208 Posts: 501 Member
    Its not about how clean your junk is but all the other junk you touch when you open the door.
  • Tiggerrick
    Tiggerrick Posts: 1,078 Member
    Someone should come up with a door knob that sanitizes you hands when you touch it, and you have to use both hands to open the door.
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    I can take a leak without touching myself...
  • Reedern
    Reedern Posts: 525 Member
    I hate it when people don't use proper bathroom etiquette of spacing when there are enough doors available. If there are 3 stalls and someone is in the one on the far end... don't use the one right next to them unless it is the ONLY one left. Oh and courtesy flush people.... seriously!
  • squatsandlipgloss
    squatsandlipgloss Posts: 595 Member
    This is so terrible. I hear it at my school all the time. When I'm in a stall, I hear one person after another just flush, and leave. Yuck!!!
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Yes, that is quite disturbing. I also hate when I'm in a stall and someone insist on standing outside of my stall and try to hold a conversation with me...REALLY...I'm trying to handle my business...can I have a moment, please...

    Think of how that is at the urinal! I ha a guy come up, put his hand on my shoulder, and start giving me condolences on a reecnt death. Like, WTH!
  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
    Yes, that is quite disturbing. I also hate when I'm in a stall and someone insist on standing outside of my stall and try to hold a conversation with me...REALLY...I'm trying to handle my business...can I have a moment, please...
    Yes... It's annoying, and creepy.