For those of you who invited me to objectify you

dirtnap63

The invitation must have gotten lost in the mail. Could you please send another? Thanks :flowerforyou:

whierd

It is in my profile.

Junken_Diraffe

Pretty sure I posted an invite on your wall...

SoViLicious

I asked and u did...but do it again

Admiral_Derp

DalekBrittany

Solid ten. Also, bang.

dirtnap63

Pretty sure I posted an invite on your wall...

Actually you posted a request for you to objectify me, which, I appreciate.
However I will not begin to objectify you until invited, for I am a gentleman, and gentlemen don't do that sort of thing. In fact I'm not even aware of what gender you are, unless you want me to be aware.

Junken_Diraffe

Pretty sure I posted an invite on your wall...

Actually you posted a request for you to objectify me, which, I appreciate.
However I will not begin to objectify you until invited, for I am a gentleman, and gentlemen don't do that sort of thing. In fact I'm not even aware of what gender you are, unless you want me to be aware.

I will send you an engraved invitation. But until you receive that, feel free to ogle as much as you'd like. (ps - I'm a chick.)

dirtnap63

If that is you in the image, and I think it is, then would slap, tickle, and rock to the oldies with.

dirtnap63

Pretty sure I posted an invite on your wall...

Actually you posted a request for you to objectify me, which, I appreciate.
However I will not begin to objectify you until invited, for I am a gentleman, and gentlemen don't do that sort of thing. In fact I'm not even aware of what gender you are, unless you want me to be aware.

I will send you an engraved invitation. But until you receive that, feel free to ogle as much as you'd like. (ps - I'm a chick.)

Consider ogling commenced my fair lady!

dirtnap63

I asked and u did...but do it again

You madam, are a delicious piece of maiden meat that I would skewer, roast over the coals of my hot burning love, and devour like a rabid jackelope

Admiral_Derp

If that is you in the image, and I think it is, then would slap, tickle, and rock to the oldies with.

It's my inspiration gif. You'd be amazed at what a thousand of those a day will do for your core if you know what I mean.

jbutterflye

Please be aware I'm a girl. Because boobs. And that other thing.

maiaroman18

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=F0Jt957Rd4s

will you objectify this?

Lind5ay90

I asked and u did...but do it again

You madam, are a delicious piece of maiden meat that I would skewer, roast over the coals of my hot burning love, and devour like a rabid jackelope

This is the funniest description I've ever read in my life.

dirtnap63

Please be aware I'm a girl. Because boobs. And that other thing.

Too vague. Cannot compute. Need further data.

Candi_land

dirtnap63

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=F0Jt957Rd4s

will you objectify this?

Sadly I cannot, because my google-fu is weak. I sense it is worth objectifying, am I right?

SoViLicious

I asked and u did...but do it again

You madam, are a delicious piece of maiden meat that I would skewer, roast over the coals of my hot burning love, and devour like a rabid jackelope

That's like all Shakespearan an stuff.

dirtnap63

It is in my profile.

That would require...... I believe it's called "crapping". I will need written permission before I can crap on your profile.

AlongCame_Molly

I asked and u did...but do it again

You madam, are a delicious piece of maiden meat that I would skewer, roast over the coals of my hot burning love, and devour like a rabid jackelope

That's like all Shakespearan an stuff.

QFT. My husband said those exact words to me and BAM. I was pregnant without him ever even touching me.

MizTerry

I'm blind now.
Thanks.
:grumble:

maiaroman18

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=F0Jt957Rd4s

will you objectify this?

Sadly I cannot, because my google-fu is weak. I sense it is worth objectifying, am I right?

yes. every person should objectify this.

Crankstr

hi

Tennolina

I am objectifying everyone in this thread. As a matter of fact, I have printed each of your profile pics and have them hanging on my bedroom wall with your respective ratings/bangability written in sharpie underneath.

WendyTerry420

dirtnap63

I am objectifying everyone in this thread. As a matter of fact, I have printed each of your profile pics and have them hanging on my bedroom wall with your respective ratings/bangability written in sharpie underneath.

That was not the intent of this thread. Please cease and desist this behaviour immediately, and scribble in all the rating on your bedroom wall. In the future if you would like to objectify others please start your own thread. Thank you.

Tennolina

I am objectifying everyone in this thread. As a matter of fact, I have printed each of your profile pics and have them hanging on my bedroom wall with your respective ratings/bangability written in sharpie underneath.

That was not the intent of this thread. Please cease and desist this behaviour immediately, and scribble in all the rating on your bedroom wall. In the future if you would like to objectify others please start your own thread. Thank you.

Properly chastised and hanging my head in shame. :sad:

jbutterflye

I am objectifying everyone in this thread. As a matter of fact, I have printed each of your profile pics and have them hanging on my bedroom wall with your respective ratings/bangability written in sharpie underneath.

That was not the intent of this thread. Please cease and desist this behaviour immediately, and scribble in all the rating on your bedroom wall. In the future if you would like to objectify others please start your own thread. Thank you.

Ok, now back to me. Do what you will.

MacInCali

I'm afraid I require more evidence of your particular skills in this area before I can send a request. Let's see how well you objectify Katie.

dirtnap63

hi

oh yes, very much so!