Tell a joke

ltgarrow

I need some good jokes...it is the middle of the night after all.

I guy gets a call from the hospital telling him his wife was in a car accident.
When he gets there, the doctor tells him his wife is parylized from the neck down.
"You're going to have to feed her, bathe her, carry her, changer her diapers, and care for her the rest of her life."
The man starts crying, "This is terrible. I can't beleive it. This is the worst news I could ever get."
The doctor says, "I'm just ****ing with you...she'd dead!"

SerenaFisher

Three men walked into a bar
The fourth one ducked

JaclynDawn

What do you call a book club that discusses the same book for centuries?



Church.