Need help destroying a chocolate bunny

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zyxst
zyxst Posts: 9,134 Member
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My husband finally got the doctor's hammer down to lose weight and is willing to work with me. The trouble atm is his leftover Easter bunnies. He has 2 that need to be portioned out so he won't eat the whole 410g in one shot (like he usually would). My problem with these bunnies is getting them down to serving size (43g) portions without a) wasting too much chocolate and b) not making a giant mess.

My best and first option is to beat the packaged bunnies with a hammer/mallet until they are chunkified. My second option is using a warmed butcher knife to create bunny steaks. Are there other options that I'm missing which would work better than these 2?

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  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
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    I'd start with the ears...
  • ms_leanne
    ms_leanne Posts: 523
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    lolz @ Bunny Steaks

    I only wish I had such dilemmas. I'd probably polish it all off and then it is done but that's just me.
  • BigBrunette
    BigBrunette Posts: 1,543 Member
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    Bunny steaks! LOL

    What if you melted them down and poured the chocolate into an ice cube tray to create nice, bite-size chunks?
  • alg324
    alg324 Posts: 8 Member
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    Melting the bunnies is a great idea!
  • MaryPoppinsIAint
    MaryPoppinsIAint Posts: 157 Member
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    Bunny steaks FTW!!

    Seriously, though, I really like her idea! ^^^ Ice cube trays are awesome for portioning.
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
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    I think beating bunnies with a hammer or mallet is cruel and way too violent. I'm pretty sure they prefer to be eaten tail first.
  • verptwerp
    verptwerp Posts: 3,659 Member
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    It's crap, toss it in the garbage ......

    Buy dark, dark chocolate & eat a LITTLE bit each day ..... keep it in the freezer :drinker:
  • dawnna76
    dawnna76 Posts: 987 Member
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    It's crap, toss it in the garbage ......

    Buy dark, dark chocolate & eat a LITTLE bit each day ..... keep it in the freezer :drinker:


    ^^^^^^^this!
  • DuckDynastyMakesMeLaugh
    DuckDynastyMakesMeLaugh Posts: 363 Member
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    "It's crap, toss it in the garbage ......

    Buy dark, dark chocolate & eat a LITTLE bit each day ..... keep it in the freezer "

    Definitely!
  • newbeetler
    newbeetler Posts: 194 Member
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    I would melt them down.

    Put the melted chocolate into a bowl of corn flakes or rice crispies.

    Spoon the mixture into cup cake holders and put in the fridge.

    Nice treats and portion sized as well.

    Then again I would say right I am starting tomorrow so tonight I am having a chocolate fest and scoff both of them in one go.

    Or you have the third option but its probably a bit kinky for public.

    D.I.Y. chocolate body paint ;o)
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
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    It's crap, toss it in the garbage ......

    Buy dark, dark chocolate & eat a LITTLE bit each day ..... keep it in the freezer :drinker:

    ^^ Bunny bullying on the internetz. Poor chocolate bunnies . . .
  • TR0berts
    TR0berts Posts: 7,739 Member
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    Mail it/them to me. I'll get them down to size for you.*


    *You may or may not - probably not - get them back.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    Freeze em and then break em up with a hammer
  • 37434958
    37434958 Posts: 457 Member
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    Well give it to me and I'll fix it up for ya.
  • Lala20112
    Lala20112 Posts: 71 Member
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    lolz @ Bunny Steaks

    I only wish I had such dilemmas. I'd probably polish it all off and then it is done but that's just me.


    What she ^^^ says.... :))
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,553 Member
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    My husband finally got the doctor's hammer down to lose weight and is willing to work with me. The trouble atm is his leftover Easter bunnies. He has 2 that need to be portioned out so he won't eat the whole 410g in one shot (like he usually would). My problem with these bunnies is getting them down to serving size (43g) portions without a) wasting too much chocolate and b) not making a giant mess.

    My best and first option is to beat the packaged bunnies with a hammer/mallet until they are chunkified. My second option is using a warmed butcher knife to create bunny steaks. Are there other options that I'm missing which would work better than these 2?

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    Freeze it and send it to me. No need to waste it.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal/Group FitnessTrainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • nicolej1016
    nicolej1016 Posts: 89 Member
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    Bunny steaks! LOL

    What if you melted them down and poured the chocolate into an ice cube tray to create nice, bite-size chunks?

    Good idea this.

    Frozen choco-bunny cubes.
  • Birder150
    Birder150 Posts: 677 Member
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    Never mind. I can't read. :drinker:
  • Brunner26_2
    Brunner26_2 Posts: 1,152
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    Break off chunks and dip them in marshmallow fluff
  • SlimSumday
    SlimSumday Posts: 379 Member
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    Bunny steaks! LOL

    What if you melted them down and poured the chocolate into an ice cube tray to create nice, bite-size chunks?
    Excellent idea!

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