Best excuses for playing hookey.

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  • Brianna72994
    Brianna72994 Posts: 887
    Say you have an appointment with your OBGYN. :wink:
  • bmiller211
    bmiller211 Posts: 222 Member
    I have an eye problem...I can't see coming in!!
  • Jenrosa28
    Jenrosa28 Posts: 732 Member
    i have a fever and i dont want to get everyone else sick!!
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    Jury duty...take a couple weeks off.
  • rugbyphreak
    rugbyphreak Posts: 509 Member
    I read the subject as "best excuses for playing hockey"... None of the responses made sense!

    I use back pain or cramps as my excuse.
  • TabithaMichelle85
    TabithaMichelle85 Posts: 92 Member
    first off if you're going to call in to work never say you're having a serious medical condition because they will want a doctors excuse and if you don't have one then they know you're lying and you could probably get wrote up for it just say you aren't feeling well and you won't be in and if they ask what's wrong just tell them you have nausea you're vomiting or you have diarrhea plain and simple just tell them you are sick and will not be in you don't want to give too much detail because then it really sounds like you're lying
  • TabithaMichelle85
    TabithaMichelle85 Posts: 92 Member
    Do NOT use jury duty .... They will ask for paper work... Duh
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    Do NOT use jury duty .... They will ask for paper work... Duh

    Mine doesn't...
  • 5ftnFun
    5ftnFun Posts: 948 Member
    :laugh: I am laughing because I have used most of what has been posted here so far: car repair, doctor, illness, sex (didn't tell them, of course...said I was sick or something :blushing: ), eye stuff, female stuff....ah, yeah, there were many to choose from.

    Some days you just gotta :tongue:
  • Increditim
    Increditim Posts: 159
    The ice. Body checks. Open ice passes through the neutral zone. Sliding and blocking a shot. Spinorama and passing off. One timers.

    Hockey is awesome.
  • 5ftnFun
    5ftnFun Posts: 948 Member
    You could say you had to take your cat/dog to the vet. I called in once because my kitty died. For real. :cry:
  • 5ftnFun
    5ftnFun Posts: 948 Member
    The ice. Body checks. Open ice passes through the neutral zone. Sliding and blocking a shot. Spinorama and passing off. One timers.

    Hockey is awesome.

    My first hockey game, a guy got a puck to the mouth & knocked out his front teeth. Blood all over the ice. They gave him a towel & it got soaked with blood. Disgusting. :sick: Come to think of it, that was the last game I went to too.
  • Increditim
    Increditim Posts: 159
    The ice. Body checks. Open ice passes through the neutral zone. Sliding and blocking a shot. Spinorama and passing off. One timers.

    Hockey is awesome.

    My first hockey game, a guy got a puck to the mouth & knocked out his front teeth. Blood all over the ice. They gave him a towel & it got soaked with blood. Disgusting. :sick: Come to think of it, that was the last game I went to too.

    I understand. Hockey is not for everyone.

    But I bet the guy that got his teeth knocked out played later in that same game. That is also what makes hockey so awesome.
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    "I woke up at this guy's house and I have NO IDEA where I am or how I'm going to get home. I can't find my shirt, but I found my shoes and pants. Do you still want me to come in today??"
  • foxro
    foxro Posts: 793 Member
    Man, I thought this said best excuses for playing Hockey.......on that note, as a manager, there are a million reasons, just pick one, end of the day if you have PTO, it doesn't really matter what the reason is.

    Being Canadian I thought it was Hockey, and began listing a million reasons, one being Tim Horton's coffee addiction that is a valid
    reason for just about anything Hockey or hookey realted. lol

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