"Yo Momma So Fat..."

JenniferLM79
JenniferLM79 Posts: 11
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"Yo Momma So Fat..."

My son is 13 years old and I never want anyone to say that to him and it be true. He is at the age where kids start noticing things. I don't want to be an embarassment to him. More that not wanting to be an embarassment, I don't want to die young. I am 33 years old, 5'2" and I weigh 240. I just started Zocor for high cholestrol, and have so much pain in my feet and ankles.

I am looking for friends, all kinds! Some to tell me good job, some to get ideas from, and some to kick my butt into gear when needed!!

I have no real friends because my self esteem is so low that I don't leave my house! I used to hear that I was pretty...not anymore! :(

Am I ready for a change? YES! Am I depressed? Maybe, but that is changing today!

Add me and together we can do this! I am a real fun and crazy person, if I feel liked!

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  • JenniBaby85
    JenniBaby85 Posts: 855 Member
    Feel free to add me if you;d like. I'll do what I can to help motivate you. I have two kids of my own, and they are my drive for this!
  • Dulcemami4ever
    Dulcemami4ever Posts: 344 Member
    Hi Motherhen, welcome to MFP! This is a great place with a lot of nice people ready to help and motivate. I will drop you an add and we can help motivate each other to stay fit and healthy :)
  • BrennLinn
    BrennLinn Posts: 178 Member
    Feel free to add me, we can motivate each other!
  • matt2442
    matt2442 Posts: 1,259 Member
    That i took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing


    sorry :ohwell:
  • FranksRumHam
    FranksRumHam Posts: 198 Member
    ...that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

    :embarassed:
  • JenniferLM79
    JenniferLM79 Posts: 11
    That i took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing


    sorry :ohwell:

    Ha HA!! Never heard that one, hope your rich, thats a lot of ink!
  • IamEricaMcManus
    IamEricaMcManus Posts: 2
    AWESOME!! LETS DO THIS!!! AS OF APRIL 1ST I SAID THE SAME THING!! NO MORE FATTY!!! :)
  • mcw1984
    mcw1984 Posts: 4 Member
    Hi,
    Feel free to add me too. X x
  • JenniferLM79
    JenniferLM79 Posts: 11
    ...that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

    :embarassed:

    ....thats an old one :yawn:
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    Yo Momma so fat, they built the kitchen around her. Sorry.
  • FranksRumHam
    FranksRumHam Posts: 198 Member
    ...that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

    :embarassed:

    ....thats an old one :yawn:

    by that you mean a *classic*

    is this better?
    ...when she talks to herself, it’s a long distance call.
  • matt2442
    matt2442 Posts: 1,259 Member
    That i took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing


    sorry :ohwell:

    Ha HA!! Never heard that one, hope your rich, thats a lot of ink!

    i got gold chains, rings, rims, all gold errrythang
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
    a) pepertuating the joke: "yo momma's so fat, she had to take a bath at sea world!"
    b) but in all seriousness, you have the right attitude and we're happy to have you here. welcome aboard and cheers to a healthier lifestyle!!!
  • ElleM0
    ElleM0 Posts: 105 Member
    is this better?
    ...when she talks to herself, it’s a long distance call.

    LMAO - I :heart: it!!
  • namitchell04
    namitchell04 Posts: 14
    Feel free to add me, the more the merrier!
  • JenniferLM79
    JenniferLM79 Posts: 11
    ...that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

    :embarassed:

    ....thats an old one :yawn:

    by that you mean a *classic*

    is this better?
    ...when she talks to herself, it’s a long distance call.

    Yes, I will agree classic!!

    Long distance! HA!! :wink:
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    You seem like a genuinely cool and caring person.

    I'd be happy to have you on my friends list.
  • cqp1
    cqp1 Posts: 41
    You can add me. My daughter is 12 so I know what you mean.
  • JenniferLM79
    JenniferLM79 Posts: 11
    a) pepertuating the joke: "yo momma's so fat, she had to take a bath at sea world!"
    b) but in all seriousness, you have the right attitude and we're happy to have you here. welcome aboard and cheers to a healthier lifestyle!!!

    EXACTALLY!!!
    If I don't smile about it and realize that my family does love me, even though I'm not happy with myself, I will get really sad! :frown:
  • Tereless
    Tereless Posts: 18 Member
    Add me to your list of friends! I will be happy to encourage you as I have a 12 yo boy too and can understand.
  • ctina197six
    ctina197six Posts: 379 Member
    Well you have taken the first step to chaning your life.. Good for you its hard at first, it does get easier. ( not as easy as gaining the weight was). Any way wanted to say hi, and wish you luck..
  • OkieinMinny
    OkieinMinny Posts: 834 Member
    Because Im laughing at all these in my head - so joining in:

    Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "

    AND I have a 12 and 10 year old boy and I can 100% relate to this - You want them to be proud - and I agree the fact that you can laugh and have fun while making a change that is so awesome!!
  • 2FatToRun
    2FatToRun Posts: 810 Member
    Be ready to cry when you take your first fat pics so you can use them when you reach your goals and post them on the results forum. I did :sad: I am 5'3 and started April 1st weighing 231.4 lbs. I weigh every Monday and I have already lost 4 lbs. I need motivating friends that will tell me to get off me *kitten* and exercise..the food part isnt the issue for me.....the exercise is horrible lol I am so freaking lazy but in the same aspect I love to eat! My son is 12 and his friends call me fat all the time. I cant wait to see what they will say when I lose weight HA! Little punks SMH. Feel free to use my diary for ideas I eat alot and I am not hungry inbetween meals and if I am I grab something. Add me as a friend also but I am very blunt and I tell it like it is so if you need to be coddled dont bother. Most find me very offensive lol I am a fatty it doesnt bother being called a fatty it is the truth lol I will take as many BFFF's (best fat friends forever) as I can get if they will help motivate me to move and dont mind my dark humor and sometimes brash comments tee hee
  • JenniferLM79
    JenniferLM79 Posts: 11
    Because Im l
    aughing at all these in my head - so joining in:
    Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "

    AND I have a 12 and 10 year old boy and I can 100% relate to this - You want them to be proud - and I agree the fact that you can laugh and have fun while making a change that is so awesome!!

    TWINKIE!!! LMAO!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
  • JenniferLM79
    JenniferLM79 Posts: 11
    My son heard that one! :frown:
  • xX_PhoenixRising_Xx
    xX_PhoenixRising_Xx Posts: 623 Member
    Hi Mother Hen. My kids are my inspiration for weight loss too. I've lost 61lbs so far, I still have heaps to lose but I'm happy to inspire/kick backside as required! Feel free to add me :)

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