Raspberry Ketones, Thigh Gaps, Bacon or Starvation Mode?

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  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
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    BUT AM I A 9? WOULD YOU BANG ME? SMASH? PASS? DO YOU WANT A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH ME OR MARRIAGE? I MUST KNOW.

    youre a -6. I would bang you.

    smash you in the head like this:

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    Then i want to ONS you like this:

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    Then we will be married like this :

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    I'm sorry. Maybe you didn't notice, I'm a female. Not a guy. Btw, you shut that garage door so well! You're my favorite gay man!

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  • SatchGallamax
    SatchGallamax Posts: 549 Member
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    I personally love the "OMG how can I possibly eat 1200 Calories - I'm SOOOO full!" threads...

    Yah, its just mind boggling

    I don't know... I just had 1200 calories for lunch and I'm pretty full right now...
  • juliekaiser1988
    juliekaiser1988 Posts: 604 Member
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    I personally love the "OMG how can I possibly eat 1200 Calories - I'm SOOOO full!" threads...

    Yah, its just mind boggling


    ^^ That's the one.
  • Musikelektronik
    Musikelektronik Posts: 739 Member
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    What's the deal with thigh gaps again? You're not really "skinny" until you have one? Or you're too skinny if you have one? I forget.
  • TheStephil
    TheStephil Posts: 858 Member
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    I personally love the "OMG how can I possibly eat 1200 Calories - I'm SOOOO full!" threads...

    Yah, its just mind boggling

    That one always blows my mind. Most likely you gained weight because you were eating a lot more than 1200 calories. Unless I'm sick I cannot stand only eating 1200
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
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    I have two favorites....

    my first favorite is "OMG please dissect my relationship/health for me because MFP must be full of armchair psychologists and fully accredited doctors"

    my second favorite is "OMG it is 6 weeks until bikini season, that wedding I am going to/being in/getting married in or Easter/Christmas, thanksgiving whatever and I MUST lose ALL the pounds! Please HELP?"
  • CarmenSRT
    CarmenSRT Posts: 843 Member
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    Any time "bacon" is among the choices, bacon wins. True story.
  • BigBrewski
    BigBrewski Posts: 922 Member
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    Did you say Bacon??????
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    Anything "men only", I can't stop myself from reading these threads.

    I also love the kitty threads :love:

    Yeah the men only's. I am compelled to enter those, by the programmers at the femme bot factory.
  • Shananigans_
    Shananigans_ Posts: 785 Member
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    I enjoy people that say they can't possibly eat 1200 calories, it's barely enough for a gerbil
  • 970Mikaela1
    970Mikaela1 Posts: 2,013 Member
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    BUT AM I A 9? WOULD YOU BANG ME? SMASH? PASS? DO YOU WANT A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH ME OR MARRIAGE? I MUST KNOW.


    beyond bang...
  • SJackson50
    SJackson50 Posts: 282 Member
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    I personally love the "OMG how can I possibly eat 1200 Calories - I'm SOOOO full!" threads...

    Yah, its just mind boggling

    ^^ This for sure!
    Any time "bacon" is among the choices, bacon wins. True story.

    ^^True story...for sure ;-)
  • Pepper2185
    Pepper2185 Posts: 994 Member
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    Anytime I see the word "cleanse" I know it has the potential to spin into a crazy entertaining disaster.

    Also: mmmm bacon.
  • GiddyNZ
    GiddyNZ Posts: 136 Member
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    I personally love the "OMG how can I possibly eat 1200 Calories - I'm SOOOO full!" threads...

    Yah, its just mind boggling

    That one always blows my mind. Most likely you gained weight because you were eating a lot more than 1200 calories. Unless I'm sick I cannot stand only eating 1200

    OMG.. I am sick with a tummy bug.. and still eating more than 1200 cals per day and starving.. totally can't get my head around this!!
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
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    Bacon. The answer is always bacon. :smokin:
  • Springfield_Rocks
    Springfield_Rocks Posts: 289
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    I personally love the "OMG how can I possibly eat 1200 Calories - I'm SOOOO full!" threads...

    Yah, its just mind boggling

    These drive me nuts too. How the hell did you get overweight in the first place??? Sure wasn't by eating 1200 calories.....

    My dinner tonight is probably going to be more than 1200 calories. Pizza night!!

    Hope I dont gain 7lbs of fat overnight?!?!?!? (heavy sarcasm)

    word.
  • nancycaregiver
    nancycaregiver Posts: 812 Member
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    What? No love for those body wraps?
  • maiaroman18
    maiaroman18 Posts: 460 Member
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    I usually just watch for the comments... but anything about

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    because

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  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
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    I love bacon.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    I personally love the "OMG how can I possibly eat 1200 Calories - I'm SOOOO full!" threads...

    Yah, its just mind boggling

    Yup my favorite

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