Where should a fat man wear his waist?

VorJoshigan
VorJoshigan Posts: 1,106 Member
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It's been a while since I asked a stupid question on the boards, so here goes. I've made a bit of progress, but I'm still not "there" yet. In the meanwhile, where do y'all think a fat man should wear his waist/belt. There are obviously variations, but the two options seem to be below the belly and approximately at the bellybutton. Here are some examples:

Dunlap:
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Belly button waist:
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Or should I just say the heck with it and wear a mumu?
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  • ThriftyChica12
    ThriftyChica12 Posts: 373 Member
    belly button height waist, for sure. under the gut just makes it worse...for men AND women
  • Elizabeth_in_MN
    Elizabeth_in_MN Posts: 167 Member
    Bathrobe. But wait! Where shall you wear the belt?
  • SkinnyBubbaGaar
    SkinnyBubbaGaar Posts: 389 Member
    I'm thinking that the mumu option might be the way to go....

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  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    This is why I never tuck in my shirt.
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    Mumu.
  • icmuse
    icmuse Posts: 263 Member
    Under his moobs!
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    I do the Dunlap (I didn't even knew there was a word for this...)
  • Jennisin1
    Jennisin1 Posts: 574 Member
    Dunlap... cause you can get more wear from the pants...... As you shrink they can actually move toward their correct position.

    Sooo... buy pants at your desired waist size... hitch them under your tummy... and shrink into them... its called being green.
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    Around your ankles.
  • JusticeGirl25
    JusticeGirl25 Posts: 703 Member
    This is why I never tuck in my shirt.

    You kinda have to if you work in an office or really any sort of job setting.
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    This is why I never tuck in my shirt.

    You kinda have to if you work in an office or really any sort of job setting.

    I'm a male stripper.
  • SkinnyBubbaGaar
    SkinnyBubbaGaar Posts: 389 Member
    This is why I never tuck in my shirt.

    You kinda have to if you work in an office or really any sort of job setting.

    I'm a male stripper.

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  • OneEyeUp
    OneEyeUp Posts: 373 Member
    Well when its too high, you create this weird bulge underneath your belt, that looks pretty awful. When its too low, its better, but your belly visibly hangs low. I'd go for the middle.

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