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I'm squirting icing from a can into my mouth RIGHT NOW

Posts: 1,752 Member
edited January 21 in Food and Nutrition
Damn you Betty Crocker!

Damn you and your delicious sugary concoction!

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  • Posts: 16,947 Member
    the hell is wrong with you? That is NOT food.
  • Posts: 1,325 Member
    Your one-handed typing skills are awesome, though.
  • Posts: 1,752 Member
    the hell is wrong with you? That is NOT food.

    You're right, it's more like cocaine.
  • Posts: 50 Member
    LOL. Find a graham cracker. It's better on graham crackers.
  • Posts: 1,146 Member
    Its better on bewbs
  • Posts: 620 Member
    Trans fat police! I'ma give you a ticket!
  • Posts: 1,025 Member
    So I totally read that title wrong..
  • Posts: 831 Member
    Betty Crocker has a lot to answer for.

    I could easily eat the cake batter without making the cake.
  • Posts: 1,527 Member
    AWESOME!!!
  • Posts: 1,752 Member
    Your one-handed typing skills are awesome, though.

    Thanks. I just got done with the can anyway. My poor pancreas, how far I've fallen.
  • Posts: 8,137 Member
    I only like homemade icing.
  • Posts: 53 Member
    Try Reddi Whip chocolate. It's divine and I hear its good on strawberries ...but I've been hitting it straight from the can. (15 calories btw)
  • Posts: 1,752 Member
    It is white and creamy, but it isn't icing!!!! :laugh:

    Hahahahahaha. This icing was green. My poop is gonna be the weirdest color.

    But I totally fell off the wagon today but I'm gonna fix that.
  • Posts: 8,399 Member
    I don't understand the logistics of this. A diagram would be helpful.
  • Posts: 2,558 Member
    The only problem I have with this is that you didn't log it.
  • Posts: 1,752 Member
    Betty Crocker has a lot to answer for.

    I could easily eat the cake batter without making the cake.

    I KNOW! I blame dat ***** for the obesity problem in 'Merica!

    So delicious....
  • Posts: 1,956 Member

    You're right, it's more like cocaine.

    lol!!! :laugh:
  • Posts: 128 Member
    omg - that is the funniest thing i've read on here yet - thanks :)

    i mean, no! put it down! :)
  • Posts: 189 Member
    Try Reddi Whip chocolate. It's divine and I hear its good on strawberries ...but I've been hitting it straight from the can. (15 calories btw)

    :love: Good to know bout this!!!
  • Posts: 1,713 Member
    Well I am jealous! All I have is a can of whip cream I bought for recreational use. Mmmm whip cream...
  • Posts: 1,311 Member
    I thought this was the name of a porn.
  • Posts: 1,752 Member
    The only problem I have with this is that you didn't log it.

    Okay, I totally just logged it.
  • OMG....thanks guys you rock. I haven't laughted this hard in a long time. I've been in some strange food situations....but this is great :laugh:
  • Posts: 243 Member
    Its better on bewbs
    This
  • Posts: 893 Member
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  • Posts: 422 Member
    Next time dip pretzels in it...mmmm so good!
  • Posts: 1,752 Member
    OMG....thanks guys you rock. I haven't laughted this hard in a long time. I've been in some strange food situations....but this is great :laugh:

    I just snapped and started eating ALL THE FOOD today. Even that can of icing left over from my birthday. I had to tell someone, the guilt was killing me. :D
  • Posts: 6 Member
    My husband has caught me standing in front of the fridge, under the pretense of "finding something healthy to eat," shoveling frosting into my maw with my bare hands. And then I licked my sticky, chocolatey fingers clean like a child. I was so unapologetic.

    So I feel your pain (/hedonistic delight).
  • Posts: 1,752 Member
    My husband has caught me standing in front of the fridge, under the pretense of "finding something healthy to eat," shoveling frosting into my maw with my bare hands. And then I licked my sticky, chocolatey fingers clean like a child. I was so unapologetic.

    So I feel your pain (/hedonistic delight).

    Some days we just snap like green beans and eat all the deliciousness.
  • Posts: 417 Member
    Ever try frozen cool whip?
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