What have you lost???

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  • keith0373
    keith0373 Posts: 2,154 Member
    I am somewhere between the elephant heart and penis. This is a rather disturbing way to think of weight loss . . . .
  • I've lost an average new born (that's disturbing)
  • TruSunshine
    TruSunshine Posts: 178
    BUMP! These responses are totally hilarious!!!
    At 17bs I've lost a sperm whale’s brain:noway: and a guinea pig LOL:bigsmile:
  • cuppycake22
    cuppycake22 Posts: 224
    Great post! I have lost the average weight of a 2 year old! :laugh:
  • I'm a Guinea Pig but i don't think i'll be one after this week :sad:
  • Ms_Natalie
    Ms_Natalie Posts: 1,030 Member
    I have lost...the amount of pizza and American consumes in a year! WOW!

    This compared to the couple of guinea pigs a few months ago is amazing and all down to MFP! ....Oh, and me of course! :flowerforyou:
  • myhrmiswrong
    myhrmiswrong Posts: 38 Member
    bump!
  • I've lost a human head so far...that explains why I feel like I've lost my mind....:bigsmile:
  • jez838
    jez838 Posts: 216
    I've lost six bags of sugar and I've only started.

    Brilliant post. Puts it into perspective.
  • tiarapants
    tiarapants Posts: 1,015 Member
    I've lost an Irish setter and a rack of ribs. I'm hoping to lose an elephant's heart by Christmas as well x
  • DJDUFFY
    DJDUFFY Posts: 98
    I've lost Human Skin.
  • myhrmiswrong
    myhrmiswrong Posts: 38 Member
    Bump! this one's slowing down, too. C'mon lets hear what you've lost! For me it's been the amount of trash I've thrown away in a month! LOL! Need to double that, though, if we expect to ever get the house ready to sell! (my wife is a packrat!)
  • Michellerw1
    Michellerw1 Posts: 367
    3 Chihuahuas and a brain. :laugh:
  • myhrmiswrong
    myhrmiswrong Posts: 38 Member
    1 pound = a Guinea Pig
    1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
    2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
    3 pounds = an average human brain
    4 pounds = an ostrich egg
    5 pounds = a Chihuahua
    6 pounds = a human’s skin
    7.5 pounds = an average newborn
    8 pounds = a human head
    10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
    11 pounds = an average housecat
    12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
    15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
    16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
    20 pounds = an automobile tire
    23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
    24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
    25 pounds = an average 2 year old
    30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
    33 pounds = a cinder block
    36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
    40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
    44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
    50 pounds = a small bale of hay
    55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
    60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
    66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
    70 pounds = an Irish Setter
    77 pounds = a gold brick
    80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
    90 pounds = a newborn calf
    100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
    111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
    117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
    118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
    120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
    130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
    138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
    140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
    144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
    150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
    187 pounds = an average adult man
    200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
    235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
    300 pounds = an average football lineman
    400 pounds = a Welsh pony"

    bump!
  • jez838
    jez838 Posts: 216
    7 lbs The average weight of skin on an adult human.
  • pinkissheek
    pinkissheek Posts: 185
    I've lost a human head and a Guinea pig...wow...random!
  • keith0373
    keith0373 Posts: 2,154 Member
    Abale of hay+ a rack of baby back ribs.
  • kiffypooh
    kiffypooh Posts: 1,045 Member
    This is great, thanks for posting it. Besides fats and oils an average American eats in a year, I've also lost more then 2 of my 3 year old daughter :happy:
  • doll2002
    doll2002 Posts: 427
    amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
  • mafery
    mafery Posts: 167 Member
    red meat an average American eats in a year
  • tubbytabbytales
    tubbytabbytales Posts: 5,883
    These are all the things I've lost:

    1 pound = a Guinea Pig
    1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
    2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
    3 pounds = an average human brain
    4 pounds = an ostrich egg
    5 pounds = a Chihuahua
    6 pounds = a human’s skin
    7.5 pounds = an average newborn
    8 pounds = a human head
    10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
    11 pounds = an average housecat
    12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
    15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
  • msmud
    msmud Posts: 16 Member
    That is cool. Thanks for postin'.
  • megamom
    megamom Posts: 920 Member
    Totally since I started losing weight I have lost an elephants heart and since I joined MFP a cinder block. How cool.
  • megamom
    megamom Posts: 920 Member
    Have to wonder though, who weighed the elephants penis and Why??????:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Ms_Natalie
    Ms_Natalie Posts: 1,030 Member
    wooohoooo! An average 2 year old and a human brain!

    I remember when I had only lost a few guinea pigs!

    Love this thread! :flowerforyou:
  • Alyshe
    Alyshe Posts: 511 Member
    lol a tire for me :)
  • LJCannon
    LJCannon Posts: 3,636 Member
    :laugh:
  • tiarapants
    tiarapants Posts: 1,015 Member
    OMG - I've lost a newborn calf! x
  • gardenimp
    gardenimp Posts: 185 Member
    A sperm whales brain....:-)
  • Good Thread! i've lost 10 dozen large eggs!!
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