Best pre/post workout cigarette?

dfonte
dfonte Posts: 263 Member
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Marlboro's give me the edge I need to get through the last few reps? How about everyone else?
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  • jazzcat55
    jazzcat55 Posts: 164 Member
    LOL! :laugh:
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  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    I find vodka replenishes my glycogen much faster.
  • kluedesigns
    kluedesigns Posts: 72 Member
    i prefer a pot brownie

    gluten free, of course
  • sweetiecorn
    sweetiecorn Posts: 115 Member
    Surely it's all about a line between deadlifts
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,409 Member
    Go for it. :smokin:
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    You're kidding, right? Or do you WANT yellow teeth, bad breath, ruined lungs and stinking clothes??????????

    YEAH! What in the world is WRONG with people?? Having something that makes them feel good. SHAME on you OP!
  • sPaRkLiNgLYFE
    sPaRkLiNgLYFE Posts: 609
    too funny lol
  • serendipity0924
    serendipity0924 Posts: 26
    Bwahahahaha!
  • MelsAuntie
    MelsAuntie Posts: 2,833 Member
    This is a health and fitness site. You can't be serious about wanting to smoke. It's completely self-destructive.
  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,078 Member
    A big fat spliff works for me.
  • Zekela
    Zekela Posts: 634 Member
    I do twinkies! Ooops, wrong thread again :-/
  • Chris99mu
    Chris99mu Posts: 352 Member
    This is a health and fitness site. You can't be serious about wanting to smoke. It's completely self-destructive.

    This site is completely 100% serious all the time. I wouldn't be here otherwise.
  • Chris99mu
    Chris99mu Posts: 352 Member
    I do twinkies! Ooops, wrong thread again :-/

    TOASTER STRUDELS!
  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,078 Member
    You're kidding, right? Or do you WANT yellow teeth, bad breath, ruined lungs and stinking clothes??????????

    It's not nice to say things like that.
  • jade2112
    jade2112 Posts: 272 Member
    Marlboro's give me the edge I need to get through the last few reps? How about everyone else?

    You may want to try smoking opiates both pre and post workout. It does a body good.
  • Pixi_Rex
    Pixi_Rex Posts: 1,676 Member
    This is a health and fitness site. You can't be serious about wanting to smoke. It's completely self-destructive.

    You shouldn't take like so seriously...
  • AlongCame_Molly
    AlongCame_Molly Posts: 2,835 Member
    I came in here all up in arms, ready for battle! Well played, OP. Well played.
  • RedHotHunter
    RedHotHunter Posts: 560 Member
    Apparently ducks do NOT have a sense of humor. :noway:
  • MrGonzo05
    MrGonzo05 Posts: 1,120 Member
    I'm having trouble finding a gym that will let me take a drag between sets. Everyone is so sensitive these days.
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,409 Member
    I'm having trouble finding a gym that will let me take a drag between sets. Everyone is so sensitive these days.

    Gyms have SO many rules!! WHat's up with that?
  • WDEvy
    WDEvy Posts: 814 Member
    I remember when I was a teen finishing a soccer game and almost the entire team would light up a smoke before taking our pads off.

    I'm glad I quit smoking.
  • dfonte
    dfonte Posts: 263 Member
    Planet Fitness has a smoking lounge. It's usually packed on pizza night.
  • keola64
    keola64 Posts: 207 Member
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  • dfonte
    dfonte Posts: 263 Member
    Off topic but to Keola64 - If you don't mind me asking...do you know what your body fat is? I'm the same body type, and looking to get where you're at which is why I ask.
  • keola64
    keola64 Posts: 207 Member
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    I'm currently around 6-8% this pic is at 10% bf
  • ShellGetsFit
    ShellGetsFit Posts: 604 Member
    This post was just about as amusing as Mr. 40 year old loser's post! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • youcantfoolme
    youcantfoolme Posts: 79 Member
    For Keola64: Stop that! I don't smoke but your scaring me anyway.
  • ktdid626
    ktdid626 Posts: 185 Member
    In the words of Kesha..."Your love is my drug."

    And in the words of Bruno Mars, "Your sex takes me to paradise."
  • MelsAuntie
    MelsAuntie Posts: 2,833 Member
    I had a father whom I adored. He was a smoker. He was taken from us by cancer at age 63. The last four years of his life was spent in and out of hospitals, surgery, chemo, in constant agony. I was with him when he died. He never made it to retirement, never got to travel, never got to see this farm, which he would have loved. So if you want to indulge in a self-destructive habit, go ahead, but I am beyond disgusted to see this topic on a health and fitness website. If you were talking about the best mehods of binging/purging, praising anorexia, stuff like that, it would not be allowed. Well, smoking is worse. Don't tell me "screw you" until you've lost a loved one to cancer sticks.

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