How to make my brain less smart

LiftAllThePizzas

I do math problems and reading twice a week, but I am getting way too intelligent. I don't even do that much but my brain is super duper smart and I want to make it less smart.

LoosingMyLast15

I do math problems and reading twice a week, but I am getting way too intelligent. I don't even do that much but my brain is super duper smart and I want to make it less smart.

go on the master cleanse. you'll *kitten* your brain out.

_noob_

give your prostate DOMS

TylerJ76

Spend a few months on MFP

ItsCasey

I do math problems and reading twice a week, but I am getting way too intelligent. I don't even do that much but my brain is super duper smart and I want to make it less smart.

I've heard sleeping makes your brain longer and leaner, and everyone knows fat brains are the smartest.

iAMsmiling

Watch honey boo boo for 24 hours straight.
Your brain cells will excrete through your tear ducts.
Drops 15 IQ points a day.

1ConcreteGirl

Do you know your TVEE (Television Viewing Energy Expenditure)?

Multiply TVEE (for me about 1.5 hours a day) by the amount of intelligence you want to lose (50% intelligence? 25% intelligence), and then ADD that number to your current viewing time to create the appropriate surplus.

Cr01502

Watch Grey's Anatomy or any show on the Lifetime network.

BeachIron

I'm pretty sure if you don't eat smart drinks right after you do math problems you will excrete the burned brain matter

Lone_Wolf70

shakeology

saxmaniac

Spend a few months on MFP

Read all the posts in all MFP relationship threads for one day.

Alex_is_Hawks

Watch honey boo boo for 24 hours straight.
Your brain cells will excrete through your tear ducts.
Drops 15 IQ points a day.

they will drop at twice that rate if you employ intermittent TV fasting....watch honey boo boo during your eating hours and then Jersey shore reruns during your fasting period...

trust...the combination of Honey booboo with the GTL crowd will work wonders.

BinaryPulsar

I do math problems and reading twice a week, but I am getting way too intelligent. I don't even do that much but my brain is super duper smart and I want to make it less smart.

I've heard sleeping makes your brain longer and leaner, and everyone knows fat brains are the smartest.

^^^This

iulia_maddie

Read Twilight.

BurtHuttz

What you're looking for is a sort of mental atrophy. Just stop thinking so much and eventually your brain will shrink. Also, don't eat brains so the brain tissue you destroy can't get repaired.

EmilyOfTheSun

Just read the MFP forums on a daily basis. That'll dumb you down a bit.

MizTerry

Watch some Dr. Oz, Dr. Phil and top it off with a few soaps. This should cure your problem tout de suite

jackpotclown

drink pregnant lady pee \m/

Lift_This_

watch don't be tardy on the oxygen network....saw a few minutes of it and have been stupid since.

Crankstr

What you're looking for is a sort of mental atrophy. Just stop thinking so much and eventually your brain will shrink. Also, don't eat brains so the brain tissue you destroy can't get repaired.

just one more bite, please?

dirtnap63

Do you know your TVEE (Television Viewing Energy Expenditure)?

Multiply TVEE (for me about 1.5 hours a day) by the amount of intelligence you want to lose (50% intelligence? 25% intelligence), and then ADD that number to your current viewing time to create the appropriate surplus.

Dat dere's science!

LiftAllThePizzas

I was looking on Netflix to see if I could stream Springer or Rikki Lake.

NutellaAddict

Cut your calories to 1,200.

Nightterror218

I have the same problem so i drink.

LiftAllThePizzas

Do you know your TVEE (Television Viewing Energy Expenditure)?

Multiply TVEE (for me about 1.5 hours a day) by the amount of intelligence you want to lose (50% intelligence? 25% intelligence), and then ADD that number to your current viewing time to create the appropriate surplus.

Won't doing the math to figure that out make my brain bulky?

Wait, did constructing the logic of the above statement contribute to brain bulk?

Oh noez, I keep doing it!

Cliffslosinit

Friend request Dr Oz

1ConcreteGirl

I was looking on Netflix to see if I could stream Springer or Rikki Lake.

if you watch Springer, you will probably lose more of the intellectual "bloat" than if you watched more of the History Channel, but always remember that it doesn't matter what you watch, so long as you are watching at a TVEE surplus.

ETA to translate: Watch Springer 4 lean brain. Watch more of teh TV = less teh smart.

SatchGallamax

What you're looking for is a sort of mental atrophy. Just stop thinking so much and eventually your brain will shrink. Also, don't eat brains so the brain tissue you destroy can't get repaired.

Good call. Also, the tissue that doesn't repair will be excreted.

stargazer008

Watching Sponge Bob is a great way to reduce IQ according to a study.

Otterluv

Do you know your TVEE (Television Viewing Energy Expenditure)?

Multiply TVEE (for me about 1.5 hours a day) by the amount of intelligence you want to lose (50% intelligence? 25% intelligence), and then ADD that number to your current viewing time to create the appropriate surplus.

This approach has the added benefit of testing whether or not you need to decrease your intelligence further. Once you can no longer figure out the math, you know that you have succeeded in your brain loss goals.

Good luck! Remember, some of us have more brain to lose, so it may take longer than other members. Just be patient and try not to compare yourself to other losers, who may have had a head start.

Logical_Integrity

I do math problems and reading twice a week, but I am getting way too intelligent. I don't even do that much but my brain is super duper smart and I want to make it less smart.

Huff paint?