MFP needs a motto or an oath?

tbrain1989

Ive thought MFP needs some kind of motto that unites everyone on a journey to wherever they see themselves being healthy and happy! I have my suggestion as below, whats yours?

To This Diet, which Ive Begun,
I shall follow every day.
My Weight Goal come.
I shall have fun, on earth,
as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily Goal.
And forgive us our over eating,
As we support those who over-eat around us.
And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from our Bulge.
For I have the Incentive,
The power, and a story,
Of fat to fit .
Again.

in the style of the lords prayer but by no way a smart on any religious beliefs

Jersey_Devil

jennibenni6

Ha I laughed.

NutellaAddict

First you beat it, then you eat it.

SerenaFisher

I say we steal Nike's and

Just do it!

ohenry78

Some ideas for shorter versions:

"MFP Forums: Not for the faint of heart"

"Hungry? Why weigh?"

"FOR THE HORDE!!!"

"Goddammit please eat more than 1200 calories a day!"

"Better than a poop sandwich"