Need a laugh?

mllst18

So, a few days ago I had a man over to do some work. He was upstairs working and we were chatting. He got a call on his cell phone, and took it (while on speaker phone). I wasn’t really paying attention, but someone said something about an ounce. When he got off the phone, he told me that was his part-time job. I asked what he did, and he proceeded to tell me that he deals weed. He then told me that he figured I would be cool with it because he saw my scale.

I said, O honey, that was a food scale! ::Insert foot in mouth here:: bwahahaha
Even better, he asked me what I got my bachelor’s degree in, and it’s criminal justice. :laugh: