I have lots of cans in my yard. Want some cans?

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  • Bownzi
    Bownzi Posts: 423 Member
    Wow now that a lotta cans...
  • asamuels85
    asamuels85 Posts: 170 Member
    I can do the CAN-CAN.. CAN YOU?
  • RedHotRunner
    RedHotRunner Posts: 850 Member
    Are you 4'10 and own a shotgun?
  • TheWiseCat
    TheWiseCat Posts: 297
    I can do the CAN-CAN.. CAN YOU?

    I feel like you are mocking my cans. Can you can it?
  • TheWiseCat
    TheWiseCat Posts: 297
    Are you 4'10 and own a shotgun?

    Touch my can and you'll find out. It's up to you to determine if I mean my favorite can or my butt.
  • VeganSurfer
    VeganSurfer Posts: 383 Member
    I'll blow your brains out if you go near my cans!
  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
    How about talking in the can?
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  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    :laugh:
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Well go on wicho' bad self.....

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  • TheWiseCat
    TheWiseCat Posts: 297
    How about talking in the can?
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    I see your mouth moving but no words are coming out... awkward...
  • TheWiseCat
    TheWiseCat Posts: 297
    I'll blow your brains out if you go near my cans!

    And stay away from my potted meat cans. They are worth 3x as much cuz they so big!
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    Mine are in the house, unfortunately you are not allowed to help yourself to anything I own.

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  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    FREE CANS!
  • CrooksRN
    CrooksRN Posts: 4
    And stay away from my potted meat cans. They are worth 3x as much cuz they so big!
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    What about the Spam cans?
  • TheWiseCat
    TheWiseCat Posts: 297
    Mine are in the house, unfortunately you are not allowed to help yourself to anything I own.

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    I don't plan to break into your house in the middle of the night and steal all of the cans you own... but for the record, does your door open inwards or outwards?
  • VeganSurfer
    VeganSurfer Posts: 383 Member
    I'll blow your brains out if you go near my cans!

    And stay away from my potted meat cans. They are worth 3x as much cuz they so big!

    I have some giant "cash n carry" baked beans cans :wink:
  • TheWiseCat
    TheWiseCat Posts: 297
    And stay away from my potted meat cans. They are worth 3x as much cuz they so big!


    What about the Spam cans?

    I keep the spam cans to use in my found-art projects that I sell on ebay.
  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
    How about talking in the can?
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    I see your mouth moving but no words are coming out... awkward...
    Really, the glance down didn't disturb you at all? :laugh:
  • TheWiseCat
    TheWiseCat Posts: 297
    I'll blow your brains out if you go near my cans!

    And stay away from my potted meat cans. They are worth 3x as much cuz they so big!

    I have some giant "cash n carry" baked beans cans :wink:

    I love a girl that talks dirty. I want all up in your cans. Aluminum or steel?
  • Listen, you need to take your bright yellow shirt and calm the hell down.
  • TheWiseCat
    TheWiseCat Posts: 297
    How about talking in the can?
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    I see your mouth moving but no words are coming out... awkward...
    Really, the glance down didn't disturb you at all? :laugh:

    haha you totally missed my joke...
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    Mine are in the house, unfortunately you are not allowed to help yourself to anything I own.

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    I don't plan to break into your house in the middle of the night and steal all of the cans you own... but for the record, does your door open inwards or outwards?

    In, I have to use the backdoor.
    How about talking in the can?
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    This is a serious violation of mens bathroom etiquette.
  • TheWiseCat
    TheWiseCat Posts: 297
    Mine are in the house, unfortunately you are not allowed to help yourself to anything I own.

    67068.jpg

    I don't plan to break into your house in the middle of the night and steal all of the cans you own... but for the record, does your door open inwards or outwards?

    In, I have to use the backdoor.

    Never mind. Your bedroom window will suffice.
  • VeganSurfer
    VeganSurfer Posts: 383 Member
    I'll blow your brains out if you go near my cans!

    And stay away from my potted meat cans. They are worth 3x as much cuz they so big!

    I have some giant "cash n carry" baked beans cans :wink:

    I love a girl that talks dirty. I want all up in your cans. Aluminum or steel?

    Aluminium :wink:
  • TheWiseCat
    TheWiseCat Posts: 297
    I'll blow your brains out if you go near my cans!

    And stay away from my potted meat cans. They are worth 3x as much cuz they so big!

    I have some giant "cash n carry" baked beans cans :wink:

    I love a girl that talks dirty. I want all up in your cans. Aluminum or steel?

    Aluminium :wink:

    Perfect. I will be over in 5 to crush you with my forehead.
  • anneerick
    anneerick Posts: 147 Member
    I hear that 'dem 'der banjo music playing in the background.... did all you folks bring your shotie?
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    Mine are in the house, unfortunately you are not allowed to help yourself to anything I own.

    67068.jpg

    I don't plan to break into your house in the middle of the night and steal all of the cans you own... but for the record, does your door open inwards or outwards?

    In, I have to use the backdoor.

    Never mind. Your bedroom window will suffice.

    Well ok but bring moar Coors Light, I'm just about out.

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  • TheWiseCat
    TheWiseCat Posts: 297
    Mine are in the house, unfortunately you are not allowed to help yourself to anything I own.

    67068.jpg

    I don't plan to break into your house in the middle of the night and steal all of the cans you own... but for the record, does your door open inwards or outwards?

    In, I have to use the backdoor.

    Never mind. Your bedroom window will suffice.

    Well ok but bring moar Coors Light, I'm just about out.

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    You only get Molson.
    Deal with it.
  • VeganSurfer
    VeganSurfer Posts: 383 Member
    I hear that 'dem 'der banjo music playing in the background.... did all you folks bring your shotie?

    Dueling banjos :laugh:
  • VeganSurfer
    VeganSurfer Posts: 383 Member
    I'll blow your brains out if you go near my cans!

    And stay away from my potted meat cans. They are worth 3x as much cuz they so big!

    I have some giant "cash n carry" baked beans cans :wink:

    I love a girl that talks dirty. I want all up in your cans. Aluminum or steel?

    Aluminium :wink:

    Perfect. I will be over in 5 to crush you with my forehead.

    Can't wait!